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  • Adults!!!... Smart!!! Shithammered!!! And Excited By Nothing!!!!!!!

Can you stay here?
Can we blast the Descendents?
Can we turn our phones off and get lost in The Simpsons?
I feel inches away from getting swallowed by darkness.
And I know that you’re tired, but can you draw back the curtains for me?

Watch on

Do we have any Because They Can fans on here?

Hey guys!  Just a casual reminder that my last show in NYC for quite some months is going to be THIS SUNDAY in Queens, links all over me baby so click away.  

It’s my Sophomore end of year party, and you’re all invited.