Alien Hunter

The year is 2031

Roosterteeth has acquired anything to do with gaming or comedy

Markiplier? Roosterteeth

Pewdiepie? Roosterteeth

Comedy Central? Roosterteeth

BBC? Roosterteeth

They were sued by multiple governments for being a monopoly

They were simply acquired as well

They have 37 thousand employees named Adam

The original founders are revered as gods among humans

Aliens came to earth

They were acquired as well

All is roosterteeth

Roosterteeth is all


Hunter x Blood Type x Adultrio
Based on Blood Type Personality Meme [Original comic.]
Yep, it’s their official blood type and surprisingly accurate enough!
Illumi [A]: Cautious, organized, punctual | Stubborn, overearnest. 
Hisoka [B]: Wild, adventurous, passionate | Selfish, unpredictable.
Chrollo [AB]: Calm, rational, controlled | Two-faced, forgetful.

me: “Stop ruining their fictional life!”.  me: "nuhh.“

list of x files villains
  • evil siri
  • misogynist pinup girl tattoo
  • man made of cancer???
  • moth men, implied to have partaken of the fountain of youth, who look like those Tree Face sculptures marketed to people with horrifying gardens
  • a LOT of doctors doing Really Really Bad
  • the government, all the time,
  • walnut tree orchard
  • 90s mean girls with psychic powers thanks to planetary alignments
  • evil doll that wont stay at the bottom of the ocean
  • the military
  • a man who really really loves cher
  • mark sheppard, who hates the bourgeois and loves fire
  • a lot of bugs and/or parasites that were dead thousands of years ago but some fuckhead scientist dug out of a tree/ice/desert/volcano and set free
  • the satanist PTA
  • cannibal chicken ranchers
  • shape shifting alien bounty hunter who looks like half an arnold schwarzenegger 
  • sea salt???
  • a gargoyle
  • the loch ness monster but in georgia (least believable IMO, nessie is gentle???)
  • subliminal messaging in cable television
  • satanist plastic surgeons
  • fungus OR el chupacabra?? unclear
  • bees

Prey 2

Your a Alien Bounty Hunter in a Open world Cyberpunk setting with Parkor skills & Futuristic Weapons. Sounds Cool Right? Well probably Could have been Had Bethesda Not Canceled It.  -___-



Our brand new t-shirt designed by jackteagle is now available to buy over at!

“Terras of the Galactic Human Federation has been charged with endangering the lives of an entire planet through reckless actions on a very dangerous mission.

She has been sentenced to hunt the Xeno-Raiders, the GHF’s biggest threat, and their genetically-engineered new threat to humanity: the Plasmorphs.”

Alien Hunter marks the start of our Hi-Score Club Bootleg Series, where we’re teaming up with our favourite illustrators to produce real merchandise for totally made up games.

Alien Hunter pays tribute to the wave of games developed in the wake of the success of Ridley Scott’s Alien, most notably Metroid.Screen-printed on premium quality 100% ring-spun cotton, the pictures above just don’t do justice to the eye-melting hot pink and turquoise inks we selected with Jack. These are awesome!

To celebrate this release, we’re currently offering the shirts at the special price of £17.99. Grab one here. We ship worldwide!

The Wow Signal

The ‘Wow! signal’ was received at 11.16pm on August 15, 1977 - the night before Elvis died — as a radio telescope in Ohio swept its gaze through the constellation of Sagittarius.—

It lasted 72 seconds and was earned its name because of the message of disbelief Jerry Ehman, a researcher with the Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence (SETI) programme, scrawled next to the printout recording it.

The characteristics of the signal - a rise and fall in its ‘loudness’ were exactly what the alien-hunters had been told to look out for.

The signal had the trademark of an artificially produced interstellar broadcast. 

How did they broadcast it from a point in space where there are no planets and there are no solar systems? Well, the only explanation would be a spaceship, and the signal is used to communicate to other spaceships.