Alien Hunter

Start The Day

Just a silly, fluffy little domestic MSR thing for the @xfficchallenges - dialogue only. Set any time these little alien hunters are living together, I guess.  

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“Mulder!”

“Uh oh”

“Yeah, ‘uh oh’. What’re you playing at? Have I pissed you off? Mortally offended you? Or is it that you’re just looking for an argument?”

“I can assure you I am definitely not looking for an argument”

“Then stop it already!”

“Stop what?”

“You know full well what, Mulder. You’re telling me it’s just a funny coincidence you now decide to clean?”

“I clean all the time!”

“Oh stop with the innocent act. So what is it? What great toes have I stepped on to deserve such punishment?”

“No toes, Scully. Besides. You’re only small. I probably wouldn’t even notice…”

“Mulder -”

“But you can try?”

Mulder -”

“Oh stop, I can see you trying not to laugh”

“Get off. I’m trying to start my day”

“Well go finish your shower then. I could come with you? … Okay then, I’ll take that as a no. Or we could think of some…other ways for you to start your day?

“Stop it”

“You’re caving”

“I am not. Get off”

“Why did you get out anyway?…… What’s with the look?”

“You know full well!”

“Oh, I do? Ow!”

“Turn the taps on one more time whilst I’m showering - stop it! - and I’ll give your bones to a Shaman for fortune telling”

“That’s not how that works and you know it”

“I don’t give a damn. Let me go. I’m going to go finish up.”

“Fine. I’ll finish this cleaning… What?”

“Don’t even think about it”

“You know, Scully. There’s a very easy way to stop me from turning the taps on down here whilst you’re showering up there”

“Mmm. And that would be?”

“I could alway come with you. Save water. It’s good for the environment”

“You’re insatiable”

“You’ve never complained before”

“Was this your plan all along?”

“I couldn’t possible say”

“Dammit, Mulder. If you wanted to join me, you could have just asked.”

“Where would the fun in the be?”

“Mulder… let go”

“Oh Jesus, Scully. You’re so gorgeous”

“Hmmm”

“So is that a yes? I’m gonna take that as a yes?”

“Sure. Fine. Whatever”


fin. 

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Prey 2

Your a Alien Bounty Hunter in a Open world Cyberpunk setting with Parkor skills & Futuristic Weapons. Sounds Cool Right? Well probably Could have been Had Bethesda Not Canceled It.  -___-

#PleaseComeBack

The year is 2031

Roosterteeth has acquired anything to do with gaming or comedy

Markiplier? Roosterteeth

Pewdiepie? Roosterteeth

Comedy Central? Roosterteeth

BBC? Roosterteeth

They were sued by multiple governments for being a monopoly

They were simply acquired as well

They have 37 thousand employees named Adam

The original founders are revered as gods among humans

Aliens came to earth

They were acquired as well

All is roosterteeth

Roosterteeth is all

Look, I love that they have Supergirl in the crossover, but would it have killed them to bring J'onn and Alex, too?

While I’m on the subject, could have Team Flash or the Legends have given Kendra and Carter a call and been like, “Hey, really sorry to bug you, but can you come out of retirement for a couple episodes. We have some aliens we need to fight and then we’ll leave you alone unless you decide you wanna get back in the game or something.”

Further more…. It would be nice if Rip would pop up, pulling Leonard Snart with him, going, “Hey, Guys, I got unlost from the Time Stream and look who I found!” 

Also, Kara could have called Clark and he could have been like, hold up, Imma call some of my friends… Yo, Diana, you busy? Call Bruce and tell him he’s coming, too. I’ll call Arthur… And whoever has Green Lantern Ring right now.

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Monster Hunters: A Documentary

Monster Hunters follows the adventures of every day men and women who make it their personal goal to discover and document cryptids (also known as monsters) around the world. Within this documentary, hunters search for the Jersey Devil, Alien Big Cats, the Chupacabra, Caddy, the Yowie, and the Thylacine.

Run Time: 1hr 40mins

-The Pine Barrens Institute

Courage is the mastery of fear, not the absence of it.
—  Ray Palmer/ Nate Heywood (original quote from Mark Twain)
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(forgive me followers for i have been inactive for FAAAAAR too long -dogezas- I’m soooo sorrryyyyy accept these as my apology -repeatingly dogezas-)

Good guys gone bad, Hiro, Dipper, and Anodite!ben

The first pic would be Hiro who just won a fight against Big Hero 6 (Tadashi, Honey lemon, Fred, Wasabi, gogo, and baymax) but when tadashi takes of his helmet hiro thinks that tadashi is just a faker pretending to be his dead brother (ppst Alive!tadashi). did i mention this hiro actually mechanically altered his body aka, he’s now a cyborg… somewhat

The second pic would be Dipper fighting Ford while Mabel fights Stan, and he’s just “I’m so much better than you so just give up old man” yeah that (this happens during weirdmageddon)

the third pic is just ben going ballistic on an Human alien hunter that fatally wounded the team and rook trying to stop ben from killing the alien by acting like a human shield ( i need more anodite practice)

(may or may not be more depends)