• <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Batman:</b> *sees a picture of superman in the paper *<p/><b>Batman:</b> *takes out a sharpie and draws glasses on him* heh heh. Nerd<p/><b>Batman:</b> wait, it's. That's. Clark Kent.<p/><b>Batman:</b> *rereads article* did he seriously write an article about himself??<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
When you're obsessed with both Hamilton and the Batfam
  • Bruce: Son-
  • Jason: Don't call me son
  • Dick and Damian: Immigrants; we get the job done!
  • Alfred: *after Jason's death* There are moments that the words don’t reach, there is suffering too terrible to name. You hold your child as tight as you can and push away the unimaginable. The moments when you’re in so deep, it feels easier to just swim down
  • Bruce: It's quiet uptown
  • Jason: Death doesn't discriminate, between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes.
  • Bruce: You strike me as a woman who's never been satisfied
  • Selena: I'm sure I don't know what you mean. You forget yourself
  • Bruce: You're like me. I'm never satisfied
  • Selena: Is that right?
  • Damian: My dog speaks more eloquently than thee
  • Joker: *To Batman* You say our love is draining and you can't go on. You'll be the one complaining when I am gone
  • Tim: I had't slept in a week, I was weak, I was awake.