But how fucked up is it when you think about how much of a dumbass Alduin is. The fucker resurfaces in 4E 201, senses the Dragonborn, immediately hunts them down in Helgen. The Dragonborn was just about to be killed anyway, but Alduin destroys the town and manages to kill almost everyone EXCEPT the ONE PERSON he was originally trying to kill.

Alduin is a fucking moron.

My dearest dragons

“The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself" 

"Breathing intense, hot flames, it can melt almost anything. Its breath inflicts terrible pain on enemies.”

“What is your wish?”

Originally posted by dragonballzforlife

“Norbert is a Germanic first name, 

derived from nord (“north”) and berht (“bright”).”

Originally posted by 11-white-dragons

“I don’t envy the one who gets the Horntail. Vicious thing. Its back end’s as dangerous as its front.”

“The beast’s scales had turned pale and flaky during its long incarceration under the ground; its eyes were milkily pink; Its great spiked wings, folded close to its body, would have filled the chamber if it spread them.”

“And the Scrolls have foretold, of black wings in the cold, That when brothers wage war come unfurled! Alduin, Bane of Kings, ancient shadow unbound, With a hunger to swallow the world!”

“I would name them all for those the gods have taken. The green one shall be Rhaegal, for my valiant brother who died on the green banks of the Trident. The cream-and-gold I call Viserion. Viserys was cruel and weak and frightened, yet he was my brother still. His dragon will do what he could not.”

“And the black beast? Asked Ser Jorah Mormont.”
“The black” she said “is Drogon”

“I am fire. I am death”

“ Luckdragons are creatures of air, warmth, and pure joy. Despite their great size, they are as light as a summer cloud, and consequently need no wings for flying. They swim in the air of heaven as fish swim in water. Seen from the earth, they look like slow lightning flashes. The most amazing thing about them is their song.“

“Spyro’s main attacks consist of ramming his opponents with his long horns or breathing fire at them.”

Originally posted by avalars

“None of us can choose our destiny, Merlin. 

And none of us can escape it”

“To the stars, Bowen. To the stars.”

Originally posted by mihtrandir

“Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow”

“It is our destiny to attempt the impossible, 

to accomplish great deeds regardless of fear.”

Originally posted by diimortales

“The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But… before the sun sets on her 16th birthday she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die!”

“Can’t catch me, Fifi!”

“My real name is Nigihayami Kohaku Nushi.“

"They were the ultimate firebenders. And if you could conquer one, your firebending talents would become legendary and you’d earn the honorary title, Dragon. The last great dragon was conquered long before I was born, by my uncle.”

Originally posted by avatardforlife