Depression is watching an hour-and-a-half, in-depth, lore-heavy analysis video for a video game you’ll never play because it’s the only thing in the world you have the energy and attention span for, for some reason
you know that movie trope where character A overhears character B say something like “I don’t like A” and they start crying and run away and never talk to B again but actually B was saying something like “I don’t like A, I love A!” and A would have known that if they had just stuck around and confronted B and you’re like “just talk to each other!!!!!”
that’s how I feel when people see a tumblr post and assume it means something without ever asking the OP about it
the problem with being good at working under pressure is that you’ve procrastinated until the last minute so many times and frantically turned in a project 10 minutes before it’s due so many times that you’ve become confident in your ability to wing it. You’re cocky. You’ve never had to face the repercussions for being such a shit but when that happens, hoooo boy.
I had a dream that I was a kid like 12 y.o, and some boy had a crush on me but he was annoying and rude so I was like sulking in the bathroom, but then Junkrat came to talk to me and he was also 12 but just looked like a small Junkrat, and we went on a date together and he was very sweet
I was thinking “you backed the wrong horse” and “you fucked with the wrong guy” and it turned into “you fucked with the wrong horse” and I hope that’s never a sentence I’ll need to hear because I’d be afraid
never give up on your dreams. if you want ice cream, go get it. even if you forgot you took it out of the freezer and it melts, even when you could just put it back in and save it for another day. When that ice cream is leaking all over bc you underestimated how liquids fill their containers and your hands are sticky and you’re making a midnight mess, you get a straw and you suck it up, literally.
today I said the phrase “I’m salty” to my Polish coworker, who didn’t understand the slang. When I explained what ‘salty’ means to kids these days, she was like “you’re not salty! you are, uuuhhhh, sweetest person I know!” and I’m still having heart palpitations
remember my tablet pen that was wrecked and I couldn’t find a replacement? So I went and arranged buying a new one and already put in a payment for it? WellI figured ‘hey I’m getting a new one might as well take this old sucker apart!’
The myth is that if you see your Doppelganger, you die, but they also say that if you saw another you in real life, you wouldn’t recognize yourself. So really, most people with a passing similarity to you could be your Doppelganger and you wouldn’t even know.