Hello Not Sober Linddzzz! Who drinks who under the table: Bilbo or Thorin?
ok so like. hobbits eat 100000 times a goddamn day and somehow manage to only look well rounded and not “main mode of locomotion is tip over and roll” right???? like they’re pleasantly plump.
what im sayin is. hobits got a fuckin crazy fucking metabolism.
bilbo. bilbo wins every time.
but unfortunately thorin thought he had this in the bag right like a bet probably happened. he was probably smug and bet like. his shirt. bilbo said “your shirt” because bilbo knew what was gonna happen and bilbo is a sneaky tricksy little hobbitses.
so thorin is like lmao this is adorable ok we’ll drinking game with the hobbit.
he is anahilated. anialated.
king under the rekt mountain.
shirtless king under the rekt mountain.
all are in awe of bilbo. bilbo is also aways invited to thranduils aprties. always.