• you’re a slytherin
• you’re tired of being called or thought of as evil when you’re really not a bad person.
• you’re tired of the terrible reputation slytherin has
• if you’re tired of slytherin being seen as the “evil” house
So. Who broke the tea pot? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
I did. I broke it.
No. No you didn't. Albus?
Don't look at me. Look at Severus.
What?! I didn't break it.
Oh that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
No it's not!
If it matters, probably not, but Horace was the last one to use it.
Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Oh really? Then what were you doing by the tea cart earlier?
I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Pomona!
Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Minerva.
No! Who broke it?!
Minerva...Filius has been awfully quiet.
[Everyone starts arguing]
[later] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.