• Akashi:Your unhealthy vanilla milkshake obsession is worrying me, Tetsuya!
  • Kuroko:Your unhealthy Tetsuya obsession is worrying me, Akashi-kun.
  • Akashi:
  • Akashi, narrowing his eyes:...Touché.
  • Midorima:Okay, now you all be quiet! My mother’s on the phone and-
  • Murasakibara:Hi mom~
  • Kise:Oh, oh, yes! Oh yeah, right there! Right there! Yes! YES!
  • Kuroko:Midorima-kun, please come back to bed.
  • Aomine:What the fuck, Midorima! Put your pants back on!
  • Momoi:Maybe I should cook some meth.
  • Akashi:[moans]
  • Midorima:
  • Midorima:Why.
  • Midorima:If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
  • Murasakibara:What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Midorima:That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Murasakibara, learn to listen.
  • Kuroko:What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Midorima:It’s voodoo.
  • Akashi:What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Midorima:That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Kise:What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Aomine:That’s kinky.
  • Momoi:Oh my god.


I might have spent an unnecessary amount of time on this than I planned to. _(:3/

edit: lmao going to include the pic in my reblog because what is dignity