Akagami no Shanks

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One piece thread #1  Most badass

Not in a speacial order. Just for fun, don’t take it too serioulsy. 

-ROGER 

Let’s go ruin the world babay 

He uses Shanks for cleaning his clothes. 

Fucks the game just by smiling. 

Everyone talk of him even 20 years after his death. 


-NEWGATE 

Because 1 or 2 children is too mainstream 

Die standing because he even fuck Satan

One punch and you will cry your mama 

Even Shanks was not really okay when he met him.


-SHANKS 

Random walk in a war in short pants and sandales

Even Sengoku and Akainu shut their mouth when he speaks 

Eat the badass badass fruit. 

Mess with Kaido sometimes. And just after, stop a war. 


-MIHAWK

Could kill Shanks but nah he is too stupid for him

too great to be associated to a armless carrot

Nearly kill zoro with a butter knife.

Destroys ships when he gets bored.


-KAIDO 

Eats supernovas and admirals for breakfast

Likes to jump 10 000m because why not

Use Eustass Kidd has is mascot


-TEACH

Steal others devil fruit because one is too mainstream

Eats Whitebeard commander for breakfast


-AKAINU

Eats Ace for breakfast

Eats Newgate at lunch time

Likes to destroy Akainu leg when he is bored 


-BIGMOM

Thousand of children because 1 is still too mainstream

Eats even human

Marrying his children just so she can have more wedding cakes.


-GARP

Will fuck Akainu during his sleeps

Best grandfather ever

Every body find him stupid

Name his son Dragon.


-MARCO

Because being a simple bird is too mainstream

Will eat Teach with barbecue sauce

Looks like a pineapple but Shanks still wants to fuck him.


-FUJITORA

Can clean your room in 5 seconds

This world is shit, don’t wanna be a part of it

Fuck you Akainu


-LAW

Cuts mountains in two because he can.

Likes to steal others heart. 

He also steal my heart. 


Enough for today !

hello how are you? hope you’re fine and ready for me to spam your askbox! xD since we’re getting closer to summer B/ *makes success fist* i was wondering how would our baes react to seeing their crush’s very alluring figure in a swimsuit/bikini the first time? - maybe for ace, sabo, law, shanks ? idk if anyone else wants to add more into this request? headcanons are fine for me. thank you :3 *leaves a crepe here for you   

A/N: *eats the crepe happily* thank you! I’m great, I hope you’re fine too, also, I imagined all of them with no shirt………. yeah………. God bless. 💗


Ace

  • The whole Whitebeard crew had decided to just chill at the beach for today, the weather too good to waste it in other ways
  • Everyone was either having fun in the water, slurping on some drinks or if they couldn’t enjoy the waves, sitting on some towels and enjoying the sun
  • Ace was standing somewhere, searching for you with his eyes while he’s talking to someone, wondering why he hasn’t seen you yet
  • He’s about to ask Thatch where you are, when he sees you happily walking into their direction in a bikini, showing off your body just perfectly
  • Get ready for the nosebleeds
  • He forgets to breath for a few seconds and just stares at your body in pure amazement
  • His ears turn red and his eyes grow twice the size
  • “Ace, what are you staring at?- oh, oh my god…” Thatch would notice too and after a seconds he would glance back at his fellow member, only to see him practically drooling at your sight “Jeez, get a grip, what are you? 13?”
  • Let’s just say Ace wasn’t so sure about his age anymore, he wasn’t even sure about his own name, too focused on a certain someone
  • But then you walk up to both of them and smile in such a innocent way, the freckled man wants to cry and run away
  • “Hey guys!”, you happily say and Ace just… no
  • He can’t even bear to look at you so he just stares at the sky, sand- hell, he even stares into Thatch’s eyes in pure horror
  • You’re too close, but at the same time, someone in the back of his mind just whispers, you’re not close enough ;-)
  • You get confused at his reaction and ask him if he wants to drink something and he just…
  • “My favourite colour is red.”
  • He wants to smack himself in the face, but he just closes his eyes
  • Thatch starts to laugh and you just shake your head in amusement
  • After a few more failed conversation starters you decide to leave the poor man alone, so you turn around 
  • You’re about to walk away, when you turn around again and catch Ace staring right at your booty and… is he drooling?
  • Thatch is cracking up and smacks the back of his friends head and you can’t help but laugh too, all while Ace’s whole face turns bright red and apologies fly out of his mouth and he wants to cry and hide and hates thatch and oh my god
  • this kid is2g

Sabo

  • Okay, Sabo is such a cutie
  • When he first saw your body in a bikini/swimsuit, he couldn’t breath either
  • He was so amazed by your sight, he almost forgot to behave
  • But only almost, he knows how to handle this feeling, he’s a man
  • Instantly, he glances at the floor/sand and tries his best to get him under control again you interpret what I mean with that 
  • Turns out to be a bit harder then expected, because you just look too good  this sounds really wrong and I’m really sorry LMAO
  • You wouldn’t even notice his reaction and just go and talk to koala a few metres away from him 
  • Everything is fine for a while, but then you just feel like someone keeps staring at you
  • You turn around but never see someone and you’re just???
  • So you ask Koala if someone stares at you and she just glances behind you and then giggles uncontrollably
  • You get curious and ask what’s going on, so she comes closer and whispers into your ear:
  • “Sabo’s face is burning red! He keeps glancing at you, I’m sure his drink is already empty but he just doesn’t want- no wait, can’t get up!”
  • You turn around too and then you catch him
  • He starts to choke and turns his head around, suddenly getting panicked
  • You grin, walk up to him and sit down next to him, “Hi.”
  • ohmygod ohmygod what the- they noticed I stared I am so oh my god- 
  • “Hey.”
  • “It’s really hot today, don’t you think?”
  • “OH, yes, it sure is hot today, haha. So hot, so freaking… hot.”
  • He glances at your face and you just bite your lip at his face
  • He looks like he’s about to cry
  • “You look beautiful.” He whispers, even though he didn’t really wanted to say that out loud
  • You thank him laughing and playfully grab his arm and he just freezes
  • He feels it, it just got too hot and you’re too close and you look so beautiful and your smile is so adorable and oh, oh no-
  • He excuses himself and runs into the nearest hiding spot, blushing extremely
  • Koala is still laughing in the background

Law

  • Okay, now Law is different
  • He’s not reacting like Sabo or Ace, no
  • He actually doesn’t like to see you like this, because even though he has admitted that he likes you, no one else knows that he’s into you, so therefor others will stare at you in ways, he doesn’t want them to
  • He gets a bit pissy and his mood just drops a bit
  • And yet he can’t help but think how gorgeous your body looks in this light or how good your skin must feel under his fingertips
  • He notices you playing with Penguin in the water and gets so frustrated, because first, he can’t join you and second, Penguin is being too friendly for his taste
  • After a while you notice him being grumpy in the sand, so you turn to your friend and open your mouth, about to tell him that you’re leaving, when you suddenly feel a weird vibration around you and then everything is lighly blue?
  • “Room.”
  • A second later you’re next to Law in the sand and almost fall down from the sudden change of location
  • You stare at the dark haired man and just go ????
  • And he just glances at you, “I thought there was a shark.”
  • Yeah, no, there was no shark
  • “You should wear something else, Y/N.”, he then mumbles and you merely smirk
  • “Why? You don’t think I look good in this?”
  • And he just hides his face in his hat, but you know he turned red, you just know it 
  • “That’s not it.”
  • “Yeah,” You grin and then you say it, “I know. I saw the way you stared, Captain.”
  • He is speechless and you cover your mouth with your hand so you don’t start to laugh loudly
  • His brain works super fast, trying his best to find an excuse to why he was staring and then he just gulps,
  • “I wasn’t staring. I was just making sure you don’t get hurt.”
  • “Of course, how admirable.” you say and stand up, on your way to get something to drink, when you bend down and whisper:
  • “I don’t mind you staring, because I was staring at you too, Law.” and then you leave just like that
  • And he just swears, he will make sure everyone knows you belong to him, everyone 

Shanks

  • *laughs in shanks*
  • Okay, my beautiful, gorgeous, stupid, hilarious little daddy shanks
  • This man, oh my god
  • Secretly staring and drooling? Nah, he’s too old for this crap
  • The red haired man will simply walk up to you the second he sees you and flirt with you as much as he can
  • Get ready for a lot of compliments
  • “No wonder it suddenly got so hot, I mean look at you…” - “Everytime I look at you, you just seem to get more beautiful.” - “Y/N, Hancock has got nothing on you…”
  • If other people talked to you like this you’d probably smack them and leave, but it’s shanks and you’re crushing on him so you just thank him and giggle
  • Shanks just feels like you’re the perfect wifey for him; you’re smart, funny, strong minded, kind and so so beautiful
  • also he can’t help but wonder how your skin feels like against his ;-)
  • After a few more seconds of flirting talking to each other, someone calls for him, so he has to leave for a short while
  • You stand there in the sun and then, some random dude comes up to you and starts to flirt in such a weird way, you feel uncomfortable, you try to be polite and leave, but it’s not as easy as you thought and then, oh my god
  • Guess who notices
  • Yes, you know who
  • He is by your side in a few short heartbeats and suddenly, he’s not as playful as before anymore
  • “Is that how you talk to a woman?”, he asks and glares at the dude in such a scary way…
  • You actually feel a bit sorry for him, but then he sprints away and you don’t really care anymore
  • Shanks takes you to the other members and you all sit on the sand and have a nice chat
  • He doesn’t really care if other people stare at you, as long as you don’t feel uncomfortable or if they don’t get disrespectful, he feels like they’re complimenting you
  • He actually feels a bit proud, because yes, this beauty next to him is in his crew and yes, he knows you’re liking him as much as he likes you
  • Yeah, Shanks is just great I love him
  • also, shanks in no shirt *drools in ace- style*