I really really want Coulson to be in Infinity War. 

Like the heroes thinking their down, seemingly beat by Thanos when who should show up at the last minute and save the day??? 

   Coulson!

  • Clint: [clicking pen]
  • Natasha: [clicks pen in response]
  • Phil: Stop that.
  • Clint: Stop what?
  • Phil: You're talking about me in morse code.
  • Natasha: Yeah, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
  • Clint: That's exactly what we did.
Imagine this! Coulson is working undercover in London and accidentally becomes Q’s neighbor. Unfortunately, his double 0s keep breaking into the wrong apartment and Coulson just sighs and directs them to the right window. Occasionally, when Q is out, he’ll patch them up, a habit of being the Avenger’s handler. Now the double 0s keep showing up with worse and worse wounds trying to make Coulson lose his composure and later on try to woo him into working for MI-6. Q thinks the whole thing is hilarious and doesn’t tell them that Coulson is with SHIELD(fairly high up in the food chain) and not really an accountant. Coulson and Q have tea once a week and exchange stories.

If anyone wants to write this, let me know. I want to read it!