So, a couple of weeks ago, I was hanging out with my sister, her husband and their two kids. (Covid rules had relaxed). So, then my nephew was watching Hotel Transylvania 3 and he seemed to know *all* the dialogue and dancing. I found that strange.
Me: “Man, how many times as he seen this film? He does love the macarena! I’ve never seen this movie before! Don’t think I saw the first one. What’s the plot anyway?”
My brother-in-law with the haunted, wounded eyes of a Vietnam veteran from one of those war films: “Sharon, we watch this film two or three times a day.”
Me: “For how long?”
My brother-in-law: “I’ve stopped counting the days.”