Gavin's House - Off Topic #57
  • Michael: Didn't something happen with the roof?
  • Gavin: It caved in.
  • Jack: Aren't your stairs also a death trap?
  • Gavin: It failed a lot on the inspections. It turns out the stairs are meant to be sealed off underneath, but they were just wood. So if there was a fire, the stairs would be on fire and you wouldn't be able to use them. Which is bad, apparently.
  • Michael: You lived there for a year. Didn't it fail those things when you moved in?
  • Gavin: Oh it failed them, and then I bought it.
  • Jack: Is the same realtor that bought the house trying to sell the house?
  • Gavin: Yup.
  • Jack: So this guy's an asshole.
  • Michael: He's looking for another sucker and he hasn't found one yet. He's waiting for more foreigners to come so he can sell them this house.