• Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you:Abigail Hobbs
  • Looks like could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll:Jack Crawford
  • Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll:Will Graham
  • Looks like could kill you and can actually kill you:Alana Bloom, Bedelia du Maurier, Margot Verger
  • Can kill you with cinnamon rolls made of people:Hannibal Lecter

friendly reminder that this was all canonically said and it pains me to think of how much Hannibal wanted to create a family with Will and Abigail but it all went tits up what with the framing, the betrayal, the gutting and the brutal murder of their daughter-to-be *wipes away tear whilst Adele sings ‘they could’ve had it all’ in the background.