AYYYYYYY

Naruto and Sasuke: *arguing*

Sasuke: *has had enough*

Sasuke: I swear to FUCKING GOD, Naruto -

Naruto: you’re swearing to fuck God?

Sasuke: what? No, I -

Naruto: that’s a little weird

Sasuke: Jesus Christ, Naruto, I didn’t -

Naruto: a threesome even? I don’t think God is that kinky, though

Sasuke: why the fuck, Naruto. Why the fuck would you say that? What the hell is wrong with you?

Naruto: do you kiss God with that mouth?

Sasuke: We’re getting a divorce

Naruto: We’re not married

Sasuke: I’m marrying you and divorcing you immediately afterwards

….

~10 years of marriage latet~

Naruto: You forgot to divorce me

Sasuke: for FUCKS sake -