AU-thoughts

twoearsandaheart replied to your photoset:3/4/15: Patrick Kane gives a tour of his etchings…

okay but i got all excited abt this and then it turned out that—wasn’t this CSN recycling waaaaay old footage?? def have seen this before, and i feel like he’s…22 here or s’thing. JUST POST-BABYDOM. (haha cute gifs tho thx. i was just BUMMED ;P)

aww, sorry! i hadn’t seen it before, which makes sense if it’s super early footage. *g* thought blackhawks all-access usually went with more recent stuff?

but i will totes change caption to be less misleading.

[Magic AU]

"Tim! Your dragon is ruining my potato garden!" Jason squawks.

"He’s not my dragon. He’s Dick’s." 

"He followed you home. Therefore, he’s your dragon." The Siren corrects.

The young warlock sighs and gazes down at the dragon in the middle of the garden patch. “What do dragons eat?”

Dick shrugs. “Potatoes apparently.”

anonymous asked:

Hi sorry to bother you, did you ever write another part to that scott-is-a-superhero-and-thats-causing-issues-for-sterek AU? I thought it was so good and saw that it said part 1 but I couldn't find part 2?

Nooooo I did not. I mean, I have a Word doc full of stray segments, ideas, and bits of conversation for it, but I got distracted and then blocked and never got around to writing the rest out in full.

I loved that piece and would really like to get back into it, but I have so many other things to write too so… hopefully, someday? <3

an unseen picture of ashton

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it doesn’t matter whether or not you’re an ashton girl because deep down, everyone is an ashton girl [part ii] [part i]

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Studio Ghibli!AU → Hogwarts (Click images for larger size!)
“Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is a British wizarding boarding school teaching the magical arts. Children with magical abilities may be enrolled at birth, and acceptance is confirmed by owl post at age eleven.

I see a lot of art and fanfic showing AUs of highschool, college, etc. where Bucky is the naughty, sexy bad boy. That’s all awesome, I’m not criticizing, I love those stories too. I’m just…extrapolating, I guess.

I mean, the Winter Soldier IS a bad boy, all emo with the hair and the amnesia and the metal arm. I think we can all agree that he needs a good spanking. (Just me? No?)

But MCU Bucky Barnes? At least from what we see in the movies, he’s a stand up guy. He enlisted and didn’t get kicked out; he served honorably up until his “death”; he may have been a scoundrel with the ladies but that’s barely suggested, I mean, double dating would not be considered risque for two guys in their early 20s in 1942. His idea of a good time is not a dive bar but a family-friendly technology fair. 

Steve on the other hand, he’s going around with a chip on his shoulder, starting fights he can’t finish, and trying to defraud the military by lying about his identity MORE THAN ONCE in an effort to enlist. His first military engagement happened because he directly disobeyed orders and went AWOL, two court-martial offenses. 

No, it’s not Bucky Barnes, punk. It’s Bucky Barnes, letter man and quarterback with a great attendance record and glowing report cards and is head of the Science Club. But he keeps getting hassled because he’s hanging around with that disreputable Rogers kid who is probably queer and thinks he’s an “artist” and has weird piercings and was last seen ditching class in order stand guard outside of a Planned Parenthood clinic or getting into a fight with the police at an Occupy Movement rally.

"Seriously, Barnes, you could do better." — every adult within five miles of Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers.