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seen this au floating around? but from the japanese fanbase. Looks like if Bardock had managed to save the Saiyan race. Goku/Kakarot ends up being Vegeta’s right hand. 

Though Kakarot helps defeat and conquer and/or destroy neighboring planets, he still seems pretty dense and he still has a thirst for fighting the next big foe and is really good at it. I suppose that’s just my interpretation of it tho 

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Have to head out for a bit, wanted to post one of the suggestions before I left! Since I already sort of drew ‘Elsa afraid of big dog Sven,’ I decided to go with a variation–she’s not so much scared of Sven anymore, so much as she dislikes his…unique method of greeting. 

Thanks swagrias for the suggestion!

Submitted AU #243

“I’m deaf and you’ve tried to hit on me about three times and you just think I’m being rude when I don’t notice and I’m so sorry; here, I’ll let you take me out to coffee if I can teach you some signs (but let’s write our conversation in this notebook, just for starters)”

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grad students cas and dean who teach some of the 101 and 110 courses at their university as part of their work study

cas and dean constantly getting flirted with by freshman students

cas and dean commiserating over a bottle of whiskey in their underwear while grading papers

dean getting possessive and kissing cas in public because he’s a lil shit

cas mooning on and on about his boyfriend until people literally beg him to go back to the lesson

Submitted AU #241

i was running late for my interview this morning and saw you coming so i hit the ‘close door’ button like fifty times on the elevator and got up there in time like even before the manager who’s interviewing me

and when you burst through the door red faced and very angry and i notice the manager tag on your shirt

Alternatively:

I just had a really shitty morning because no one in this office knows what they’re doing and you’re the new asshole who just shut the elevator on me and yknow what im gonna take the stairs and beat you to the fifth floor you little shit

turns out you want to be my employee and part of me wants to call security but youre really cute and i want to make you suffer

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OKAY BUT IMAGINE EACH OF THE HAIKYUU CAPTAINS AS KINGS

Sawamura

  • King of the earth tribe/crow king
  • stRONG AND BUFF DAICHI THINK ABOUT IT

  • Widely respected and well known for his sacrifices

  • pET CROW 

  • The kind of king that visits his people and causally has parties with them.

  • SUGA AND ASAHI AS HIS ADVISORS

  • THE REST OF HIS TEAM ARE SOLDIERS IN HIS ARMY AHHHH

  • AND HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS

  • Devoted to his partner, and protects them whenever he can

  • Clan colors: Black, Orange, Beige, White.

Kuroo

  • King of the fire tribe/panther king
  • Sly as fuCK AND USES A STAFF/SPEAR
  • Feared, and respected, loved by many
  • oKAY BUT KENMA AND KAI AS HIS RIGHT HAND MEN, AND LEV AND YAKU AS HIS ADVISORS.
  • AND THE OTHER BABIES WORK AROUND THE CASTLE AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS IN ORDER
  • WHENEVER HE TAKES NAPS HE ALWAYS WANTS HIS S/O’S FACE TO BE THE FIRST THING HE SEES.
  • Very protective of legit everyone.
  • Clan Colors: Red, Black, White, Salmon.

Oikawa

  • King of the wind tribe/stallion king
  • HE HAS SO MANY HORSES. BIG HORSEY, LITTLE HORSEY, BROWN HORSEY WITH THE PRETTY EYES, CUDDLY WHITE HORSEY-
  • Okay but dual bLADES 
  • The kind of king to shower his people with love and affection, but then turns around and raises hell to all enemies.
  • Iwaizumi, Hanamaki, and Matsukawa are his hOMIES
  • Kindaichi, Kunimi, Watari, Yahaba, and Mad Dog all protect the king and serve at the castle!
  • aLL THE HOMIES
  • WRAPPED AROUND HIS S/O’S FINGER. tHEY ARE LITTERally the sweetest thing to him and love him no matter what and he spoils the shIT OUT OF THEM.
  • I love hiM
  • Clan Colors: Mint, White, Pale Blue, Gold.

Moniwa

  • King of the water tribe/shark king
  • HE’S SO PRECIOUS AND RESPECTED FOR HIS STERN BEHAVIOR BUT EVERYONE WANTS TO HUG HIM 
  • LOOK AT ALL OF THE FISHIES HE HAS
  • AONE LOVES THE FISHIES
  • It’s Aone’s personal job to feed the fishies
  • He uses throwing knives and smaller blades!
  • Futakuchi is his right hand man and keeps everyone in order whenever he’s out or patrolling the city.
  • His s/o literally gives him all of the love he deserves, he can let down his walls around them and be at ease and he really really loves them
  • ALL HAIL KING KANAME. MONIWA FOR PRESIDENT 2K15
  • Clan Colors: Forest Green, Black, Gold, Mint.

Ushijima

  • King of the moon tribe/eagle king
  • HE WEARS THIS ARMOR THAT SHOWS OFF HIS ARMS AND THE VEINS IN HIS ARMS AND HANDS AND HOT FUck iNG DAMN
  • Most people think of America because of how many eagles he has as pets ya feel
  • Feared. Definitely, but he’s also respected greatly for his confidence and his strength.
  • All of his younger subordinates follow his rules at will, but he always treat them carefully because he does care about them.
  • His partner is just as feared as he is, and together they make a powerful couple.
  • Loves being in his partner’s arms after a long day okay
  • Clan Colors: Mauve, Fuchsia, Black, Gold.

Bokuto

  • King of the sky tribe/owl king
  • tHE HAPPIEST LITTLE KING EVER I SWEAR ON IT
  • He’s so kind and energetic you can’t help but love him!
  • Someone tried their hardest to hate him while being captured and serving time in his jail, but he would constantly visit them and make them smile, knowing that there was hope for them.
  • hOOT HOOT
  • Akashi is definitely his adviser and right hand man ya feel, and he makes sure that Bokuto doesn’t get carried away with anything.
  • Uses the finest bow and arrow!
  • He and his partner are so lovey dovey that even his subordinates tell them to get a room whenever they publicly display their affection
  • Hella hard to get him pissed but once he’s there, you’re in trouble.
  • Clan Colors: Beige, Black, White, Grey.
Submitted AU #242

I had my wisdom teeth removed the other day but my siblings dragged me to the science museum anyway and I’m really fucked up on these pain pills the dentist gave me and you’re working a live exhibition and wow you’re really cute and HOLD UP DID YOU JUST EXPLODE SOAP BUBBLES IN MY FUCKING /HAND/

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