Ashton leaving Deliah with some friends 3/11/17 and got asked by TMZ

TMZ Person: Ashton hows it goin

Ashton: it’s going well

TMZ Person: Hey Ashton what was your reaction to the fans negative reaction that you posted the pictures of Alexa.. they were like oh I hate that girl-

Ashton: Damnit get off my grill, Alexa’s a sweet girl 

TMZ Person: I love the boy scout outfit 

Ashton: I see you there

Ashton: yeaa back at ya

TMZ Person: would you tell the fans to chill out with their stuff o-

Ashton: No way 

TMZ Person: No

Ashton: their doing their thing

TMZ Person: their just doing their thing, alright alright

Ashton: yea 

TMZ Person: well you guys have a good night alright

Ashton: thank youuu, ba bye 

(Calum was also there in the back)

It's Yolo - Michael Clifford
It's Yolo - Michael Clifford

Just wanted to share this with you guys, which is my ringtone lol

liSTEN … newly single mom who just moved to a new town after a nasty divorce & gaining custody of their 4 year old kid goes to meet their new kindergarten teacher cause idk thats the kinda shit that schools do & BAM!! she meets this amazingly adventurous, creative & good looking guy who looks too young to be a teacher so shes all “LOL wheres my kids real teach at” & he just smiles & sticks his hand out to shake like “yes hello dat me” … iM?? ? pls someone do this w/ me!! literally just shoot me a mssg ok?? first come first serve!

Falling for you

Summary: When you fall, quite literally, into your long-time crush Ashton Irwin’s arms, things may change. 

A/N: this is just a small piece I wrote a long time ago, and I’ll have to admit that it’s not very good… enjoy, I guess?

“He’s definitely starring at you, Y/N,” your best friend whispers. Of course, you know who she’s talking about – he is the only guy you’ve had on your mind for the last two years, after all.

“No he’s not. And keep your voice down,” you answer, shushing your friend, who just shrugs with a smile on her lips that indicates she’s about to something you’re not gonna like. However, when you realize what she’s up to, it’s too late. She waits until Ashton’s not more than a meter away and then she pushes you, literally, right into his arms. To say that the look on his face is surprised is an understatement, and you are so embarrassed you can’t even get yourself to look him in the eyes.

“I’m really sorry,” you mumble, trying to get away from his firm grip around you that stopped you from hitting the ground. You feel the heat on your cheeks and you absolutely hate yourself for being this obvious about your attraction towards the curly haired boy.

He lets out a sweet chuckle and it isn’t until then you realize that you’re not the only one with red cheeks. “Are you alright, beautiful?” he asks with a low voice that makes the butterflies in your stomach go crazy. Did he just call me beautiful or was I dreaming? You ask yourself, but the sparkle in his eyes and his muscular arms around your body tells you that no, you’re not dreaming. And for the first time in your life, reality is actually better than your dreams.

“Ye-Yeah, I’m alright, thanks,” you stutter, completely lost in the eyes that has been on your mind for so long. And they’re even more amazing from this perspective than from across the hall. That’s the thing about him; unlike everything else he just becomes more and more beautiful the closer you get.

“I can be really clumsy sometimes, sorry.” He laughs at your statement and a warm feeling spreads around your body, because it’s finally you who is the reason of behind the handsome smile on his lips.

He releases you from his grip and offers you his hand. “I’m Ashton.”

“I kno- I mean, I’m Y/N,” you say, your cheeks getting hotter and hotter. He chuckles and lets go of your hand again.

“I guess I’ll se you around?” he asks, biting his lip. If you didn’t know better you would assume he was nervous, but he can’t be, right? You nod your head in agreement and a big smile appears on his lips before he turns around, probably heading towards his next class. But he changes his mind and suddenly his lips are resting at your cheeks a couple of seconds. “I’ll call you,” he says and then he’s gone. And you have no idea how he’s gonna get your number but for some reason you choose to believe that he’s telling the truth - a popular guy like him usually gets it like he wants it, even if it’s the school’s invisible girl’s number. And you are right: a couple of hours later his number appears on your screen and little do you know that it’s gonna keep doing that for a really long time.

Lets make 2017 drama free

Ik you guys are still mad about arz and luke , calum and nia (idek if they are dating) and Crystal and Michael. I Don’t know if ashtons dating anyone i dont honestly care tho. If he is, that gurl is lucky as hell. Back to the point of this, we can’t control who they date. It’s fuckin impossible to control who they date. So lets just let it go, move on and have a good time talking about happy postive shit like puppies or malum. Or the fact that they are in the studioo which means new music. Theres soo much to focus on. Lets be drama free this year plz.

Juke Jam

Originally posted by cashtonkinks

The song is by Chance the Rapper (x)

     Ashton stared at the picture of the two of you at a young age. Bright smiles on both your faces, roller skates on your feet, and arms linked. Driving down memory lane was never good, but Ashton couldn’t help it. The two of you had so many opportunities to be with one another. You both always hung out at the roller rink when you were younger. Messing about and just bothering each other. At the time it was a harmless crush, the two of you despised each other in a good way. Still young to believe in cooties, still young to not know what love felt like. As you got older things changed. Ashton found out that all the shawtys with cooties was cute and realized what booties could do. You found out how to navigate around horny guys and get what you wanted. Ashton grew up to be a fine young man and you a beautiful young lady. As time when on the two of you tried to start something with each other, but it never worked. You claimed that Ashton was steady playin’ and he he said the same about you. 

At some point you began to date some dude from school that Ashton couldn’t stand. It was almost hurting him seeing you with someone else. What hurt the most was that you had brought him to yours and Ashton’s spot. You took him to the rink and basically flaunted around. As if Ashton couldn’t already have you, he had to watch some other guy touch you. Though Ashton was a hypocrite. As much as he hated to watch you with this guy, he was the one with a girl hanging off his arm twenty-four seven. As usual you both separated from your dates when your song “Take You Down” by Chris Brown played. It was always reserved for Ashton and no one else. 

     Now after being away from each other because of college, everyone was back for a tiny reunion. It was a juke jam, everyone ready to party, and just wanting to listen to music, like you used to do. Ashton had gotten word that you came with your best friend and come up for the weekend. Not seeing each other for a whole year was stressful. Ashton was ready to see you and he was going to make it his mission to be with you. 

Things had changed a lot in over a year. Ashton was in utter awe when he had spotted you from across the room. Your brown skin seemed to glow even more than it had, hair done up, choker around your neck, and you were wearing a cold-shoulder black tight dress. Ashton couldn’t take his eyes off of you. Eyes scanning over your curves from afar and just taking everything in. His heart hammered in his chest and he could feel sweat line his skin. As much as he didn’t want to admit it, you still made Ashton flustered; he desperately needed a drink. He weaved his way through the crowd, finally stopping at the kitchen. Ashton’s hands landed on the counter, head falling down as he caught his breath. “You got this,” he whispered, grabbing an empty red solo cup from off the table. He scanned the bottles of alcohol, deciding on Vodka. Ashton needed the hard stuff if he was going to face you again. 

“I see you’re going in hard tonight,” you said, making Ashton jump in his spot. He turned around with wide eyes and smiled.. 

“Y/N! Hey it’s been a while,” Ashton said, pulling you into a hug. “You look great…really great,” he said while holding you at arms length.

“You look amazing and I see you cut your hair,” you told him, fingers going up to touch the gold locks you had always dreamed about. Your eyes locked for a second and his flickered towards your dark colored lipstick. “So tell me how’s life been treating you?” you asked, reaching around him to grab some orange juice. Ashton watched you open the bottle and poured some of the orange juice in his cup. You weren’t going to let him drink Vodka straight without anything with it. Looking out for him like you had always done.

“Life’s been great ya know?” he replied, “Been doing what I love and whatnot.” You nodded at his words, pouring yourself a drink as well. Ashton smiled at you even more and lifted the cup up to his lips to take a sip. “How’s college? Got any guys falling at your feet?” he asked. You laughed at his questioned, eyes rolling in their sockets. 

“I don’t want to talk about school I came here to party,” you shouted over the music. Ashton nodded at your words and began to chew at his bottom lip. “And I’m single if that’s what you’re asking,” you said seconds later, nudging him in the arm. Ashton hummed in amusement. He licked his bottom lip in thought, then drowned the rest of his drink.

“Single huh? Now how’d that happen?” he questioned. Ashton honestly wanted to know. Guys had practically fell at your feet from the last time he’s checked. Following you around like lost puppies and doing anything they could to get in your pants. You shrugged in response, taking another sip of your drink.

“My mind’s been on other things lately,” you mumbled, eyes down casting to the floor. It was quiet between the two of you and Ashton reached out to grab your hand, tugging on it. 

“Let’s get hammered tonight!” he shouted, “Just like old times.” You smirked at his words, deep down knowing something was on his mind. 

“Sounds like a great idea,” you agreed, grabbing the Vodka bottle and pouring another drink for the two of you. Somehow Ashton felt himself letting out a sigh of relief. Worried that you might have said no to his offer. Once you had your respective cups, you pulled Ashton back into the crowd of people. He began to bob his head to the music and you began to sway a bit. As the beat picked up your dancing began to change. Your hips rolled to beat, cup in one hand and Ashton’s hand in your other.

The whole place was packed with people. Everyone just chilling and having fun. Ashton gulped down some of his drink, feeling the alcohol seep through his veins and make his head fuzzy. This was exactly what he needed right now; a small buzz to get him to say what he wanted. He spun you around and you began to grind on him. Just letting the music carry you both. As Ashton continued to drink his emotion grew and he was getting hit with a lot of flashbacks. You looked over your shoulder at him while biting your bottom lip and his mind went back to a steamy night you two had shared together. Bodies entangled, toes curling, the way your skin contrasted with his almost like a painting, and whimpered names. 

It was all too much and Ashton found himself pulling away from you. He wasn’t sure where he was going. Mind focused on getting out of there before he lost it. Just like he had thought you were fast on his heels. “What’s wrong?” you panted, trying your best to keep up with him in the shoes you were wearing. Ashton let out a frustrated breath, ignoring your question as he swiped one of the bottles of alcohol off the kitchen counter and made his way towards the front door. “Did I do something?” you asked confusedly. Ashton opened the bottle and chugged some of it down at your question. You ended up following him all the way outside. The air cold and crisp, making you wish you had worn a jacket. “Ashton talk to me,” you begged, quickly taking off your shoes and catching up to his pace. You knew where he was going, the route to the park clear as day in your mind. 

“I needed a breather…too hot in there,” Ashton said a few minutes later. Your eyebrow rose, not believing his excuse. Finally you made it to the park and he took a seat on one of the swings. You sat down in the swing next to him, waiting for him to say something. 

“Pass the bottle,” you demanded, grabbing it from his hands and turning it up, partly drowning it. Your eyes squeezed shut at how the alcohol burned going down your throat. You passed it back to Ashton and he began to take tiny sips here or there. The two of you hadn’t even been at the juke jam long and already Ashton was on the verge of being drunk.

We’ve got so much history baby,” Ashton sighed, looking over at you with bloodshot eyes. Your eyebrows furrowed in confusion. Yeah you two had a lot of history, but you weren’t sure what he was getting at. “Somehow we keep coming back to each other and I know we’ve had our ups and downs, Y/N…” He licked at his bottom lip, staring at you intently. “At one point we tried to make us a thing, but it wasn’t the right time,” he said.

“Ashton,” you whispered, only to have him shake his head.

“No, Y/N let me finish. I need to say this because if I go one more minute without telling you I’m going to lose it,” he interrupted. Your mouth closed shut and you watched him take another drink. That’s when you noticed he was crying, his emotions on high and the alcohol was only elevating it. Liquid courage was a bitch sometimes. “M-Maybe you and I were meant to be,” Ashton continued, he ran a hand through his hair. “Maybe I’m crazy, but I do know I’m crazy about you.” Ashton stood up, grabbing the chains of the swing you were sitting in. You looked up at him, seeing so much hurt and pain in his eyes. You drove him mad. Turned him down so many times, toyed with each others feelings, fucked the life out of one another. Ashton felt like nothing without you, he needed you. “I can’t let you go back to school without telling you how I feel,” he whispered this time. Ashton sat the bottle in your hands and brushed his thumb over your cheek. He looked at you with so much love and passion and it made a tingle slip down your spine. 

“How do you feel?” you asked, staring back at him with the same intensity he was doing to you. 

“I feel scared. I feel like my world’s going to crash down without you,” he replied. You reached out to wipe the tears falling down his cheeks. Ashton’s eyes closed in comfort and he took a deep breath. “I love you, Y/N.” The words came out soft, almost sounding vulnerable as Ashton finally let his walls crash down. It was only for you and he was hoping it was worth it. You felt the same about him too. It’s the whole reason you came back this weekend. As complicated as your relationship with Ashton had been he was right. The two of you always found your way back to each other. “Please say something,” Ashton whispered, the silence becoming unbearable for him.

“I love you too,” you sniffled, seeing the smile form on his face at your words. You smiled too, his hands cupping your cheeks and he leaned down to give you a passionate kiss. You had waited so long to feel his lips on yours again. His tongue tasting of alcohol and mint. It felt so right. After so many years it seemed like this was the time for you two to be together. There was no childish games, no other people in your life, and you were both old enough to realize this was what you wanted all along. To be with each other and love unconditionally. You two were going to do this again the right way and Ashton was never going to let go ever again. 

Blurb night!

hi guys I’ve been a little (A lot) behind on my writing so i decided to do a blurb night thing :) so pick a number from the list below or just request blurbs or something, or you can just talk to me about sgfg or anything else <3

stole this list from @samsmoosettesauce


  1.  “I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“
  2.  "Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”
  3.  “Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”
  4.  “The skirt is short on purpose.”
  5. “I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.”
  6. “So why did I have to punch that guy?”
  7. “I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”
  8. “I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”
  9. “Please stop petting the test subjects. ”
  10. “That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”
  11. “Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle”
  12. “So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.”
  13. “Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”
  14. “I’m like 75% this won’t explode on us.”
  15. “You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”
  16. “I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”
  17. “I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.
  18. “I shouldn’t be in love with you!”
  19. “It’s not fair!”
  20. “I could kill you right now!”
  21. “Knock it off!”
  22. “Screw you!”
  23. “You’re a complete moron!”
  24. “I love this song!”
  25. “Bring that here!”
  26. “I hate you!”
  27. “I’m pissed off!”
  28. “Make me!”
  29. “I wish you’d never been born!”
  30. “I bought ice cream!”
  31. “Kiss my ass!”
  32. “Shut up!”
  33. “I can’t do it anymore!”
  34. “Take me home!”
  35. “Just kiss me already!
  36. "I can’t be in love with you!”
  37. “I can’t believe this!”
  38. “Piss off!”
  39. “I wish things were that simple!”
  40. “I love you!”
  41. “Jump off a bridge!”
  42. “You’re so hot!”
  43. “I have something to tell you…”
  44. “I think I’m pregnant.”
  45. “They died.”
  46. “I want you to be the Maid of Honor/Best Man.”
  47. “I want a divorce.”
  48. “I’m leaving you.”
  49. “I want you back.”
  50. “I got a pet!”
  51. “I won the lottery!”
  52. “I’m in love with you.”
  53. “Why are you suing me?”
  54. “We need to get out of town… Now.”
  55. “I’m going to prison.”
  56. “I quit!”
  57. “I was fired.”
  58. “I got a promotion!”
  59. “So… You know how I went out gambling last night?”
  60. “I cheated on you.”
  61. “You did WHAT?”


  1. “You actually thought i cared about you?”
  2. “I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?”
  3. “You’re a monster!”
  4. “It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours.”
  5. “You’re all mine now.”
  6. “How could you do this to me!?”
  7. “I trusted you!”
  8. “Is that supposed to scare me?”
  9. “Put the knife down.”
  10. “You’re scaring me…”
  11. “You look so sexy when you’re all bloodied and bruised like that~”
  12. “I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?”
  13. “Why are you pointing that gun at me?”
  14. “Let me go!”
  15. “You’re so cute when you struggle like that~”
  16. “Your blood smells wonderful.”
  17. “Who did this to you?”
  18. “You’re in my way.”
  19. “I thought you were dead!”
  20. “Help me!”
  21. “Long live the king.”
  22. “What did they do to you?”
  23. “What have you done?”
  24. “Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?”
  25. “Don’t worry, I won’t do anything fatal, I just need some information.”
  26. “I don’t care what you do to me, I’ll never tell you!”
  27. “Stop it, your hurting me!”
  28. “They’ll kill you!”
  29. “I hate you.”
  30. “The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!”
  31. “If you keep struggling like that I’ll have to punish you~”
  33. "Do you ever shut up?”
  34. “You’re such a loud mouth”
  35. “You shouldn’t have said that”
  36. “Fuck you”
  37. “Step on a lego”
  38. “Get bent”
  39. “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you”
  40. “It isn’t up for debate”
  41. “Don’t question my orders”
  42. “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”
  43. “That is the worst idea i’ve ever heard”
  44. “Who writes your plans, the village idiot?”
  45. “That’s mine”
  46. “Give it back”
  47. “Don’t touch my stuff”
  48. “That’s not yours”
  49. “Just leave already”
  50. “The door is over there”
  51. “I cannot deal with your bullshit right now”
  52. “I have my orders”
  53. “You have your orders”
  54. "Make me”
  55. “Don’t tempt me”
  56. “I hate you”
  57. “You are infuriating”
  58. “Just shut up already”
  59. “That doesn’t even make sense”
  60. “Bite me”
  61. “Eat me”
  62. “Kiss my ass”
  63. “Just admit i’m right”
  64. “Just admit you’re wrong”
  65. “You are being ridiculous”
  66. “That’s irrational”
  67. “Listen to me”
  68. “That’s not what I meant and you know it”
  69. “Don’t yell at me”
  70. “That’s it. End of discussion”
  71. “I don’t believe you”
  72. “Don’t look at me like that”
  73. “What’s with that look?”
  74. “Go away”


  1. “Make me.”
  2. “Bite me.”
  3. “If you say so…”
  4. “Kiss my ass.”
  5. “Did you just… finish?”
  6. “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”
  7. “I’m not actually feeling anything.”
  8. “Are you getting any closer?”
  9. “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!”
  10. “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.”
  11. “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?”
  12. “Wow, you’re hot.”
  13. “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
  14. “Hey, I’m open minded.”
  15. “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
  16. “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
  17. “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
  18. “I see someone’s happy to see me.”
  19. “I saw that. You just checked me out.”
  20. “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.”
  21. “Take off your clothes.”
  22. “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”
  23. “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.”
  24. “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”
  25. “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”
  26. “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.”
  27. “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”
  28. “Wow, you’re hot.”
  29. “Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
  30. “You know, those/that (list body part) of yours are/is pretty distracting.”
  31. “Hot damn.”
  32. “So, you come here often?”
  33. “Well, well. My night just got better.”
  34. “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
  35. “You have got a great ass.”
  36. “Hey, I’m open minded.”
  37. “You enjoying the view over there?”
  38. “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
  39. “Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”
  40. “You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”
  41. “You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”
  42. “I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”
  43. “It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”
  44. “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
  45. “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
  46. “I wanna see you get naked.”
  47. “You’re getting me all worked up.”
  48. “What do we have here?”
  49. "I see someone’s happy to see me.”
  50. “Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”
  51. “You like that, don’t you?”
  52. “How do you want me?”
  53. “I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”
  54. “God, you’re perfect.”
  55. “I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”
  56. “You. Me. Sex. Now.”
  57. “I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
  58. “I saw that. You just checked me out.”
  59. “You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”
  60. “You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)
  61. “Can I keep you?”
  62. “You’re such a tease.”
  63. “Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”
  64. “I love it when you talk dirty.”
  65. “I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”
  66. “I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”
  67. “I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”
  68. “It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”


  1. "I’m sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes”
  2. “You’re beautiful, you know that?”
  3. “If I could, I would kiss away all your scars”
  4. “You’re all I’ve ever wanted”
  5. “You’re…magnificent”
  6. “I think I might be falling in love with you”
  7. “Everything about you can be described in one word. Perfect”
  8. “My life would be so boring if you weren’t in it”
  9. “I have something to say. Three words, eight letters. I…got food.”
  10. “Your lips look so soft. I could kiss them all day long”
  11. “We should get a puppy!”
  12. “We should get a kitten”
  13. “He/She is nothing compared to you”
  14. “I need to choose a pet name for you. Any ideas?”
  15. “I hate seeing you unhappy so now I’m going to do everything I can to cheer you up. Even if it means making a fool of myself”
  16. “Your hair is so soft…”
  17. “You’re so cute when you pout like that!”
  18. “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”
  19. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
  20. “What, does that feel good?”
  21. “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?”
  22. “Are you wearing my shirt?”
  23. “You are ridiculously comfortable…”
  24. “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”
  25. “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
  26. “You’re beautiful, you know that?”
  27. “We should get a puppy!”
  28. “Aren’t they beautiful?”
  29. “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”
  30. “Shooting star, make a wish.”
  31. “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.”
  32. “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.”
  33. “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…”
  34. “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?”
  35. “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.”
  36. “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?”
  37. “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.”
  38. “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.
  39. “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”
  40. “We’ve got a full tank of gas. Let’s go somewhere. Anywhere.”
  41. “You’ve been glued to the couch for 3 days. I’m worried about you.”
  42. “I’ve had a rough day. Time for Netflix and takeout.”
  43. “Are you wearing my clothes?”
  44. “You look beautiful tonight,baby.”
  45. “Let’s skip dinner and go straight to dessert.”
  46. “I’m leaving tomorrow. So kiss me like you mean it.”
  47. “I don’t want to ruin what we have.”
  48. “Trust me. This will feel great.”


  1. “I have something to tell you…”
  2. “I think I’m pregnant.”
  3. “I’m pregnant!”
  4. “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”
  5. “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”
  6. “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”
  7. “Pregnancy suits you…”
  8. “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…”
  9. “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!”
  10. “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…”
  11. “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..”
  12. “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.”
  13. “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!”
  14. “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”


  1. “Are you feeling alright? You don’t look it.”
  2. “I just heard something… Something bad…”
  3. “Why didn’t you tell me about this?!”
  4. “What’s all this blood?!”
  5. “Will you tell me what the fuck is going on?”
  6. “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”
  7. “You should probably sit down for this.”
  8. “Please tell me you forgive me!”
  9. “I can’t live without you!”
  10. “Oh god, It was a mistake coming here… I’m sure of it.”
  11. “What the hell happened to you?!”
  12. “Where have you been?! I’ve been waiting for hours!”
  13. “You promised you wouldn’t do this anymore!”
  14. “I knew not to trust you!”
  15. “What’s that in your bag…? Is that–? Tell me it’s not!”
  16. “Is this what a dislocated shoulder feels like?!”
  17. “How could you do this to me?!”
  18. “Wake up! Wake up!!! You’re having a nightmare!”
  19. “I feel weird… what was in that drink…?”
  20. “I don’t want to leave you, but you’re not really giving me another option.”
  21. “Please… you’re scaring me…”
  22. “Ssh, I heard something again. How aren’t you hearing it? It was loud… and getting closer.”
  23. “Are you okay in there? You’ve been so quiet.”
  24. “I came as soon as I could! Did he/she get to you already?”
  25. “I don’t know whether I want to do this. I don’t know whether I CAN do this.”
  26. “Do you remember anything?”
  27. “You have to tell me who did this to you!”
  28. “No, no, I’m not alright. I’m definitely not alright.”
  29. “What’s your fucking problem?!”
  30. “Are you crying?”
  31. “You’re freaking me out! Please calm down!”
  32. “I’m leaving. And I’m not intending to come back.”
  33. “You… are dying?”
  34. “Did you drink the whole bottle while tripping? Seriously?”
  35. “Do you have a deathwish or something? Jesus!”
  36. “Ever been held at gunpoint? Want to know what it feels like?”
  37. “Stop screaming! Shh, calm down! You have to keep quiet!”
  38. “When’s the last time you slept?”
  39. “Please, just…say something. Anything.”
  40. “I’m sorry, okay?! Just talk to me!”
  41. “Don’t ignore me. Please.”
  42. “Don’t you have anything to say for yourself?”
  43. “What, I’m not even worth speaking to anymore?”
  44. “Just tell me what I did wrong!”
  45. “You can’t leave me like this!”
  46. “So that’s it? You’re not even going to explain yourself?”
  47. “Fine. Your silence says everything you won’t.”
  48. “Could you sing for me? Just once more.”
  49. “Don’t shut me out like this!”
  50. “Is this how you want it to end? With nothing?!”
  51. “I thought you of all people would be different.”
  52. “This was supposed to be a fun day. You always ruin everything.”
  53. “Our flight’s been cancelled… there goes our holiday.”
  54. “I’m not angry. I’m disappointed.”
  55. “I know you didn’t do it on purpose, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be disappointed.”
  56. “I can’t believe this. You always turn everything into such a disaster!”
  57. “I’m not disappointed in you, I’m disappointed in the situation…”
  58. “I can’t believe this is happening. Can nothing ever go right?!”
  59. “I’m so sorry to let you down. I know you were looking forward to this.”
  60. “You always let me down. You’re so unreliable.”
  61. “I’d expected a lot more from you.”
  62. “Stop being so selfish! You’re ruining everything for everyone.”
  63. “You’re such a disappointment to the family.”
  64. “I’m sorry to be such a disappointment. I know you expected more of me.”
  65. “That movie was so disappointing.”
  66. “Why is everything in life actually so disappointing? You get yourself excited every time, only to be let down, time and time again.”
  67. “You’re not disappointing! Just… surprising.”
  68. “I thought you cared about me. Someone who cares about someone else doesn’t let them down like you just did.”
  69. “You could’ve tried harder!”
  70. ”I’m not going to lie… I am disappointed.”
  71. “No no! You’re great, but the sex was just really disappointing.”
  72. “Honestly, you’re the biggest disappointment of my life.”
  73. “You weren’t there for me when I needed you. Why do you expect me to be here for you now you need me?”
  74. “I had higher expectations of this.”
  75. “I had higher expectations of you.”
  76. “Why would you do that?”
  77. “Why don’t you say that to my face?”
  78. “I can’t look at you anymore.”
  79. “What’s wrong with you?”
  80. “What are you going to do about it?”
  81. “I’d burn you alive if I could.”
  82. “I thought you loved me…”
  83. “I can’t- I just can’t anymore.”
  84. “I cried all night because of you, and the worst part is that you don’t even care.”
  85. “Is what you have really worth fighting for?”
  86. “I don’t love you. I never did.”
  87. “I don’t want you anymore.”
  88. “You actually thought I loved you? You must be kidding. I never even liked you.”
  89. “You were easier to fool than I thought.”
  90. “Why don’t you crawl back into the dark corner you came from?”
  91. “I believed you. I trusted you. I shouldn’t have.”
  92. “Don’t you dare play innocent. You got your hands just as dirty as mine.”
  93. “You used to be such a good boy/girl. Thank god you met me, or you would have stayed like that forever.”
  94. “I honestly thought that we were friends, but friends don’t hurt each other the way you hurt me.”
  95. “Just leave already. You’re worthless to me.”
  96. “I knew you would fail, it was just a matter of time.”
  97. “Oh, that was supposed to be a secret? Oops.”
  98. “I’ll help you this one time, then I never want to hear from you again.”
  99. “I didn’t invite you. Don’t make a scene.”
  100. “You ruined my life. Why would I be happy to see you?”


  1. “You can at least pretend to be happy.”
  2. “Why didn’t you tell anyone what you were going through?”
  3. “You did this to yourself?”
  4. “Hey, hey. Calm down, okay? What got you in such a state?”
  5. “Do you need help? Professional help?”
  6. “Well, to me it just looks like you’re being lazy.”
  7. “You can’t be afraid of everything. I bet you’re just doing this to be interesting.”
  8. “Why do you always want to have all the attention? Everyone gets depressed. Get over it.”
  9. “You’re going to have to get over yourself sometime soon. You can’t just sit around doing nothing forever.”
  10. “You just take some meds and it’s gone, right? Don’t be so difficult.”
  11. “You’re trying to tell me you’re one of those crazy people? Don’t be ridiculous, you’re fine!”
  12. “You look much better today! Are you feeling better?”
  13. “Why have you been hiding this for years?”
  14. “You could’ve told me you felt like this.”
  15. “Trust me, I hate myself more than you do, so yelling at me really isn’t going to change anything!”
  16. “Do you ever think of, you know, ending it…? You need to be honest with me.”
  17. “Stop making everything about you all the time. You’re so selfish.”
  18. “Is there anything you don’t have difficulty with? You’re being so precious.”
  19. “I don’t know what to say, I’m sorry.”
  20. “I can tell you you’re not alone, because I’ve felt like this too.”
  21. “You’re being so hard on yourself.”
  22. “I don’t know why I do it. The pain just stops me from feeling so empty for a while.”
  23. “You tried to kill yourself…? When?! Oh god…”
  24. “I don’t think I will get better. I felt the same five years ago and I’ve spoken to plenty of therapists in the meantime. I think it’s just a part of who I am.”
  25. “What are you feeling?”
  26. “Don’t give me that. I give myself a hard enough time already. Harder than you could possibly imagine so PLEASE just leave me alone.”
  27. “I know there’s nothing I can say to make it better, so maybe you should just let me hug you for a while?”
  28. “What happened to staying clean for me?!”
  29. “I’m supposed to believe this is you being sober? I’m not buying it.”
  30. “How many glasses have you had?!”
  31. “If you want to keep smoking, you’ll have to go outside.”
  32. “You told me you’d stop…”
  33. “You promised I wouldn’t find you like this again!”
  34. “Wanna shoot up?”
  35. “Have you been drinking? It’s not even noon!”
  36. “Let me smell your breath.”
  37. “What have you used this time?”
  38. “I see you’re still wasting away your days.”
  39. “How much did you take? Can you still hear me?!”
  40. “Are you trying to kill yourself?!”
  41. “I thought that place was going to make you better…”
  42. “You know if you go on like this, I’ll have to send you back to rehab. Is that what you want?”
  43. “Can you remember when we didn’t need this yet?”
  44. “Is the heroin really more important to you than I am?!”
  45. “Are you sure this stuff is safe?”
  46. “Right, that’s it, you’re going cold turkey.”
  47. “No, sit down! You’re having a bad trip. Let me help you.”
  48. “Have you any idea how much it hurts me to see you like this?!”
  50. “Excuse me. Is anyone sitting here?”
  51. “I can show you where that is, if you want.”
  52. “I’m so sorry. When I get nervous I’m dangerous to be around.”
  53. “I wanted to say ‘hi’ before the party ended.”
  54. “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”
  55. “Did that asshole just cut in line up there? Jeez.”
  56. “So is it always this busy, or did I just pick a great day to come in?”
  57. “–Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”
  58. “I like your dress/shirt/hat/etc.!”
  59. “Would it be okay if I change the channel? I wanna watch the game.”
  60. “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?”
  61. “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.”
  62. “Are you done with that power outlet?”
  63. “Excuse me. I think I’m lost. Could you tell me how to get to Main Street/other location?”
  64. “Do you happen to have any spare change? I need it for the bus.”
  65. “Could I borrow your cell phone? Mine just died and I need to make an urgent call.”
  66. “Tough luck, buddy.”
  67. “Sorry, I know this is awkward, but…this stall doesn’t have any toilet paper…”
  68. “Hey, are you all right? You look upset.”


  1. “Ow…I think I broke something.”
  2. “Can I lean on you for a second? My ankle’s bothering me.”
  3. “Do you have any bandages?”
  4. “Oh god, that hurts so much.”
  5. “Everything hurts. Seriously, I think I broke myself.”
  6. “I can’t walk.”
  7. “Sorry about the blood trail. I might have gotten a bad gash.”
  8. “Is is bad that I can’t feel my legs?”
  9. “I’ve never felt this much pain in my life.”
  10. “Are you okay? Are you bleeding?”
  11. “Here, let me help, I took a course on this a few years ago.”
  12. “Does anyone know first-aid?”
  13. “That’s a pretty bad bruise, man.”
  14. “You definitely need to go to the hospital.”
  15. “Where’d you get all these cuts?”
  16. “Lie down. Sit somewhere, you need to rest.”
  17. “I’ll get the ice.”
  18. “I can’t believe you got yourself beaten up again.”
  19. “How many hospital bills are you worth, anyway?”


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When I hang out with Calum, I just feel like everything’s okay. He makes me feel like…life isn’t that serious. We’re here to have a good time.
—  John Feldman on Calum Hood (How Did We End Up Here)
lemon & ginger | luke coffee shop au

a/n: im so happy that you guys are liking this! this is a short part but it gets soooo good in a few parts. enjoy! as always, please reblog!

Part One | Part Two | PART THREE

The next day, you woke up in your quiet apartment thirty minutes before the alarm was set to go off. Taking advantage of the opportunity, you actually did your hair and makeup for the first time in ages. Not going all out, because it was just another day at work, you curled your ponytail and put on some concealer and mascara. Simple, yet extremely effective. You slid into a clean pair of jeans and one of your favorite t-shirts. Ready to face the day, and hopefully the familiar face that you had found yourself thinking of that morning, you left the apartment.

Arriving early to work, you started to do the early morning preparations as usual. Putting the chairs down, wiping the tables, starting the coffees and teas and turning on the lights.

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dating calum would include:
  • “that was so cute, do it again”
  • long phone calls when he’s on tour, talking about everything
  • you having a great relationship with his sister
  • him getting a tatto that reminds him of you
  • wearing his clothes
  • running your fingers through his hair very often bc it’s just soooo soft
  • you two having silly twitter fights and the fans trending about it
  • he would just be very protective over you
  • always holding your hand in public, afraid not to loose you
  • bringing you closer to him when other guys are looking at you
  • him taking care of you when you’re having a cold
  • taking you out for dinner at fancy restaurants
  • spoiling you sooo much
  • tickle fights
  • passionate love making
  • cute good night and good morning texts when he is away
  • calling you princess and always treating you like one
  • lots of neck kisses and love bites here and there

ashton / michael / luke

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The Waitress | A.I Part 2

Originally posted by calumacoustic

Part 1


“Charlie I’m back” I shout as I walk through the door to our apartment. “I’m in the kitchen” she shouts back. I walk into the kitchen. Charlie is sat on the counter with a bowl of cereal. “You know, we have a table right?” I said gesturing to the table in the corner of the room. She shrugs. “Anyway, I have news” I begin, taking a seat on the counter opposite her, swinging my legs out in front of me. “Do tell” she smirks, setting her bowl down to focus on me. Charlie was the gossipy type of friend, she would never gossip to anyone else, so my secrets were always safe. She was just very nosy and just liked to know what was going on in everyone’s lives.

“You know that guy I told you about yesterday?” I ask. I had spent a good twenty minutes yesterday talking about Ashton so I don’t see how she could forget. “The one you said was unbelievably attractive and couldn’t find the right bathroom?” she chuckled.  “Yeah, well he came into the bar tonight.” I smiled. “Yes” her smile widens, she reminded me of Mr Burns from The Simpsons in that moment. I shake my head as I smile at her. She gestured for me to continue. “He asked me out on a date” I smiled. Charlie cheered, clapping her hands together. I rolled my eyes at her.  “You’re way too excited about this” I comment. “You’re doing as I said, getting out there, getting laid” she smiled. I throw the oven mitt at her, which she dodges. “I’m not getting laid. I’m going on a date” I state simply. “Ok but say things go well and you go on a few more dates, would you fuck him?” she asks bluntly. “Of course I would, he’s fucking hot, how could I turn that down?” I say, with a smile on my face.  We both laugh uncontrollably.  

I hear a ding coming from my pocket. Charlie’s face lights up. I roll my eyes at her. I unlock my phone and find a message from an unknown number.

Unknown: Hi, it’s Ashton 😃 

“Is it him?” Charlie asks impatiently.  I nod my head, her grin widens. I wasn’t expecting a text this soon. It had only been an hour since I left the restaurant.

Y/N: Hi 😃 I wasn’t expecting to hear from you so soon.

Ashton: Sorry, is now not a good time?          

I could imagine his worried little face.  He seemed so nervous around me.  I found it adorable, and that cute giggle he does could brighten the darkest of souls.

Y/N: No. Now’s a great time, it’s just most guys wait at least two days before they make contact.

Ashton: Well, you’ll find I’m not like most guys

I was typing another message but then he sent another, stopping me in my tracks.

Ashton: I have a much bigger dick 😉

I laughed out loud. Charlie gave me a questioning look. I was not expecting that response from the shy guy who could barely talk to me yesterday. I didn’t even know what to say to that.

Ashton: OH MY GOD I’m so sorry, Calum stole my phone, he thinks he’s funny

Y/N: In fairness to Calum, I did laugh, but I’m guessing you didn’t text me to discuss dick size. Just FYI  if we were I would win. 😉 😂

Ashton: 😯 😂  You made me spit out my drink but it went all over Calum so I forgive you. But no, that’s not why I texted you. I wanted to know if you were free tomorrow night?

Y/N: I am

Ashton: Great I’ll pick you up at six 😄

Y/N: Great, where are we going?

Ashton: It’s a surprise

Y/N : Alrighty then Mr mysterious, see you tomorrow at six  😄

Ashton: Can’t wait

I smile at my phone. Charlie, who I thought would have left by now raises an eyebrow at me as I put my phone in my pocket. “He’s picking me up tomorrow at six” I say as something occurs to me.

Y/N: Hold on… How do you know where I live

Ashton: Michael told me. I’m not a stalker I promise

Y/N: 😒 That’s the kind I thing a stalker would say…

Ashton:  Please still go out with me

Y/N: You’re lucky you’re cute  😉

I put my phone back in my pocket, and jump off the kitchen counter. I couldn’t help the large smile on my face. “Where is he taking you?” Charlie asks nosily. “He won’t tell me, he says it’s a surprise” I reply. I wanted to know, having never been a fan of surprises. The fact that I had no idea where we were going or what we were doing meant that planning my outfit would be a nightmare. I sigh as I walk through to my bathroom, cleaning off my make-up and getting ready for bed. I pull on a baggy shirt and climb into bed, looking forward to the events of tomorrow.


I eagerly wait all day, I had the day off from work so I was bored out of my mind. I had another essay to write for Uni, but that could wait, there was no way I would get anything meaningful written while my mind was elsewhere. I hadn’t been on a date in a while. The rest of the band had been pestering me for months to start dating again. They all had girlfriends, except for Josh, who had a boyfriend. So as the only single member, they all took joy in trying to sort out my love life, much to my dismay. I love them but they need to back the hell up out of my business. I wanted to find someone eventually but I didn’t want to date guys for the sake of it. Then Ashton came along. He intrigues me, I don’t know what it is but he’s the first guy for a while that I actually want to spend time with.  The fact that he’s insanely attractive is an added bonus.

Before I knew it, it was five o’clock and I decided that I should probably start getting ready. I looked through my wardrobe, trying to decide what to wear which was impossible as I had no idea where we were going. I decided to text Ashton, I didn’t want him to show up to find me under or overdressed.

Y/N: Ashton, what do I wear?

I walked over to my desk where I kept all my make-up. I wasn’t expecting him to respond so quickly but my phone dinged so I checked it.

Ashton: Anything you want, you’ll look beautiful no matter what you wear  😃

I sigh. Men.

Y/N: Thank you 😃 But that’s the least helpful thing you could possibly have said. I don’t want to be over/underdressed, Help me pls 

Ashton: Fine, dress nice

Y/N: is that nice, or nice nice?

Ashton: nice, smart casual is that helpful enough for you m’lady  😉

Y/N: Yes thank you.

I walked over to my wardrobe and picked out my black dress. It wasn’t skin tight. It was comfortable as it moved freely from the waist and came to just below my knee. It was casual but it looked smart enough if we were going out for dinner. I applied some light make up. I never really wore a lot of makeup, unless it was a special occasion, so I went for my everyday look. I applied some perfume before trying to find my flat black shoes. I had no intention of wearing heels as I only wore those when it was completely necessary. Also I could be going on a hike for all I know so I chose comfortable footwear.

I picked up my bag and walked through to the living room. Charlie was sat on the sofa with a bowl of cereal. She turned to face me when she heard me. “Oooh, you look nice” she said as she shoveled more cornflakes into her mouth. I swear all this girl eats is cereal. “Thank you” I say. “What’s the time?” I ask. Charlie checks her watch. “Two minutes to six” she responds. I nod. I quickly go to the bathroom. As I am walking back out I hear a knock on the door. 

I begin walking towards it, but Charlie jumps off the sofa and sprints to the door. She opens it, giving me a mischievous look. I rolled my eyes. “Hello” I hear Charlie greet him. I couldn’t see him but I could hear him. “Umm, is Y/N here?” he asks. I could tell by his tone that he wasn’t expecting someone else to answer. “Who’s asking?” she says leaning against the door casually. I could tell she was enjoying this.  “Ashton” he says as if it was a question. I smile. “Oh, the unbelievably attractive guy who couldn’t find the right bathroom” she said as if it had just occurred to her.  I could hear the smirk on her face. I practically sprint to the door. “I’ve heard a lot about you” she smiles. I walk around her, catching sight of Ashton in the doorway. “Okay, you’ve said enough” I say pushing her out of the doorway and back into the apartment. She grins mischievously. I turn to look at Ashton, he had slightly rose tinted cheeks “I’m sorry about her” I apologise. “It’s okay, my friends are the same” he chuckles. “Are you ready to go?” he asks. “Yes” I say, I quickly grab a jacket off of the rack by the door and walk out of  the door, shutting it gently behind me.  

He leads me to his car, opening the door for me and letting me into the passenger side before walking round and climbing in. We drove away.  “So where are we going?” I ask, looking over to him, his gaze was focused on the road. “You’ll see when we get there” he smiles. I pouted. We sat in a peaceful silence,  the radio faintly playing as we drove, it was nice. We started heading out of the city, which confused me but I went with it. I saw a little smirk form on his face as sensed my confusion. He drove into the woods, following a winding path through the trees. “Oh my god, you’re taking me into the woods to murder me” I joke with a shocked expression. “I’m not I promise” Ashton laughed. “Pinky promise?”  I ask in a childish tone raising my little finger to him. He giggles, wrapping his little finger around mine. He had such an amazing giggle, I could listen to that sound all day. The trees begin to clear as we drive up hill. I look around and realise where we were. Ashton parks the car on the cliff top that overlooks the city.

“We’re here” he announces grandly. I smile and get out of the car. There was a little picnic blanket set out on the grass nearby, beneath a tall tree. I walk towards the edge of the cliff, being careful not to trip. That would be a tragic first date. I was in awe of the view, it was beautiful, the sun was just beginning to set, shading the city in red and orange hues. “Wow” I mutter as I stare out over the city. “It’s beautiful isn’t it?” Ashton appears next to me, his shoulder gently brushing against mine. “Yeah” I sigh. “C’mon, I brought food” Ashton said, nudging my shoulder. “You truly know the way to a girls heart” I said placing my hand over my chest. Ashton chuckles as he leads me to the blanket.  

I take a seat on the blanket, making sure to leave enough room for him. He sits down so that his back leans against the tree trunk. “I’m not going to lie, this isn’t what I was expecting” I say.  A look of panic washes over his face. “No, no, it’s perfect, I just wasn’t expecting it that’s all” I ramble, not wanting to make him feel uncomfortable. Ashton visibly relaxes. I sigh in relief. Ashton smiles at me. How could he make me feel so warm with a simple smile. “Sandwich?” he asks. I nod, smiling back at him.  He hands me a sandwich. I take a bite and hum in satisfaction. It was a good sandwich. Ashton smiles. “So tell me about yourself” Ashton says as he takes a bite of his sandwich. “There’s not much to tell, I’m rather boring to be honest” I reply. “You’re not, so don’t say that, now tell me, I want to get to know you” he smiles. “Okay” I sigh, I adjust my body so that I can get more comfortable. I lean against the tree alongside him, our shoulders gently resting against each other. 

I launch into a brief rundown of my life, what I was doing at university and my plans for the future. Ashton watches me the whole time, seeming genuinely interested in what I had to say. Nobody had ever really been interested in me before so the feeling he was giving me was foreign, but I liked it. I finish my story. “Your turn” I smirk at the end. Ashton chuckles. The sun had almost set completely, the sky becoming dark. The lights of the city were beautiful in the distance. I rested my head against his shoulder, we both looked out over the city as he told me about his family and the band. He spoke about it with so much passion, it was obvious he truly loved his job. He had such a soothing voice that I could listen to for hours. 

“- And then Michael took us to this restaurant where I met this amazingly beautiful waitress who is ridiculously good at guitar” he explained. I tilted my head to look up at him, smiling.  He tilted his head down. Our faces were only inches apart, as he smiled at me. I hadn’t known Ashton for very long but he made me feel so comfortable around him. He seems so much more confident in himself than he did when we first met. He wrapped his arm around me and I leaned in closer. We sat peacefully and admired the view. It was perfect, I was expecting him to take me out to dinner or something, but this was perfect. It was private and peaceful and easily the best date I had been on.  The sun had completely disappeared and it was beginning to get cold. I felt my phone vibrate in my jacket pocket. It made me jump, which made Ashton chuckle. I checked my phone.

Charlie: will you be coming home tonight ??  😉

I laughed. She is the least subtle person I’ve ever met. Ashton looked at me, a small smile appearing on his face. I didn’t know what he was smiling at but he had such a nice smile I didn’t care. I checked the time it was nearly eleven o’clock. I would happily stay here with him all night but I had to work the six o’clock breakfast shift tomorrow.

 “I should be getting back, I have to work tomorrow morning” I sigh. “I guess it is getting late” he says. He stands up before reaching down and helping me up. “Thanks” I give him a kind smile. He packs up the picnic quickly and carries it to the car. He insists on opening the door for me. “M’lady” he says as he holds the door and helps me in. “Thank you kind sir” I chuckle. He smiles, displaying his adorable dimples. He drove me back to my apartment. We listened to some peaceful acoustic music on the radio as we drove back into the city. I always thought the city looked beautiful at night. I looked out of the window, gazing at the blurring lights as we sped by. Every so often I felt his gaze on me. I didn’t know why he kept looking at me, but I quite liked it. We arrived at my apartment and he insisted on walking me to my door.

I dig through my bag for my keys, I eventually find them and pull them out, I unlock the door. “Thank you for tonight, I had a really nice time” I smile genuinely at him. He smiled back. “Me too, can I see you again?” he asks nervously. “I’d like that” I smile. He smiles at my response. He looks from my eyes to my lips and back again, he was contemplating it. “Goodnight” he says leaning towards me and pressing a kiss to my cheek. He takes a step back.I smile at him.

I lean towards him and press my lips to his. I had obviously taken him completely by surprise. His lips were softer than I imagined. When he realised what was happening, he began to kiss back, but I pulled away, a small smirk on my face. “Goodnight” I smile as I walk through the door and shut it behind me. I couldn’t help but look through the peephole. He was stood, stunned on the doorstep. A large smile creeps across his face, his dimples on glorious display. I smile to myself. I hear his footsteps walk away from the door. I walk through to my bedroom to get ready for bed. I quickly change and clean my face before climbing in bed. I lay there and think about this evening. I can’t wait to see him again.


Breakdown of Sounds Good Feels Good
  • Money: ultimate sugar baby anthem to kick off the album
  • She's Kinda Hot: "hidden under the poppy tune and light tone is a sense of sadness and yet here we rally because fuck yeah we got this you guys we believe in you"
  • Hey Everybody: “WE CAN ALL GET LAID”
  • Permanent vacation: Situation- no motivation. Destination- permanent masturbation- wait fuck.”
  • Jet Back Heart: just listen to this song and cry because NOW THAT YOURE BROKEN-
  • Catch fire: "oh say do u blow-" "michael take this seriously" "right fuck sorry"
  • Waste The Night: “I don't wanna waste it, don't wanna waste it I don't wanna waste it, don't wanna waste it I don't wanna waste it (x7)” ok i get it
  • Vapor: can’t believe 5sos vape smh
  • Castaway: at least 5sos have wilson (get it because there was a movie called castaway and the only thing tom hanks had was a volleyball named wilson do u get it?)
  • The Girl Who Cried Wolf: this is a very good, powerful song im just slightly confused how does one specific person get ignored by gravity like wat
  • Broken Home: *too busy feeling things to be sarcastic*
  • Fly Away: "let's just name a lot of places" "#aesthetic"
  • Invisible: "who am I? who am I? invisible" oh ok i was gonna guess something else but that works too
  • Airplanes: just fuck me up michael
  • San Francisco: long way home 2.0
  • 9000/3000

broken | part one

part two

ashton + reader
word count: 1283

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summary: ashton leaves you out of the blue and you get into an accident


We were meant to be together forever - in my delusional mind, at least.

He’d even given me a promise ring on Valentine’s Day a week ago and I was so sure he would be the first one to not leave me.

“Are you sure, Ash?” I asked when he presented the ring to me. 

He’d told me it was a promise to love me forever and to never hurt me. Of course, I wanted to believe he meant it. Ashton wasn’t a bad guy. In fact, he was one of the sweetest people I’d ever met. He was romantic, kind-hearted and just a good person.

“Of course I’m sure. I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life.” He looked so genuine. His eyes shone with love and warmth and I couldn’t help but get lost in them like I always did. 

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I feel like dating Ashton would involve you going over to his house, without Ashton there, and just lounging around with his mom and siblings and he’d just walk in the house and see you on the couch just casually eating snacks with his mom while watching a lifetime movie. Lauren is on the computer looking for good music to play while you guys are cooking together for a family dinner. Or you’re just in his room laying on his bed the entire time while he’s out and about doing interviews. It would be such a chill loving relationship. I want this type of relationship wow I made myself saD BYE NOW

imagine if you went to college and Luke and Calum were your neighbors, and on the first day you invited them to hang out in your room and after that it seemed like they were almost always there. sometimes when you came back from class they would just be sitting in your room on their phones. and when you didn’t want to be with your roommate anymore you would head over to their room, and curl up on their futon and watch tv with them without filling up the silence because the three of you were already a tight knit group. you went to the cafeteria to eat together, you studied together, and you even slept in the same room sometimes. and whenever you went out the two of them made sure that you were always safe and that you made it home okay. and during finals week you would stay up late studying together until you just couldn’t handle it anymore and then the three of you would start a singing and dancing party to relieve your stress. then when freshman year came to a close you three would stand in the empty dorm room and think about all the good time you had together, promising to do it all again next year and to keep in touch over the summer.


Who’s your daddy? (Michael Clifford)

Requested: Yes

A/N: Who gave me permission to write this? Oh yeah, you guys did. -Gabby

Could you do one where Michael finds your old Tumblr and finds out that you used to be an Ashton girl and he finds like a lot of daddy kink smut about Ashton so he punishes you and fucks you just to make sure you never even consider being an Ashton girl again bye


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I know you guys are mad and when I first saw those pictures it felt like the safety pin they promised to mend our hearts with was used to stab me multiple times instead but then I went to stalk her and she actually seems real sweet and nice and we shouldn’t believe things her ex-boyfriend said bc Luke seems to like her and he’s old enough to know who to hang out with and who not to hang out with and if she really is as horrible as everyone else makes her out to be and breaks his heart, we’ll all be there to safety pin the pieces back together and as will the boys and his family and he’ll learn from it but for now, while we have no reason to be mad at her for anything other than the fact that she may be playing with our baby’s heart, I suggest we just let Luke live his life and if he falls, he falls and we’ll pick him back up. Okay?

douchebag ceo pt. 2 (l.h)

lol why do you guys like this series dood

It was already the next day. It just went by really fast and I did not want to go back to work. I was walking towards the elevator until Y/BFF/N caught up to me.

“Hey, you okay?” She said, giving me a cup of coffee. We both walked up to the elevator and waited for it to come back down.

“Yeah, yeah, I’m fine. Just don’t want to see the asshole again.” I say, sipping my coffee.

“You don’t have his coffee.” she said as we walked into the elevator as the doors slowly open. I hit the 18 floor button and the doors immediately close.

“Why should I? By the way he treated me yesterday? Fuck no.” I say, leaning against the smooth wood of the elevators.

“If his system isn’t well, he’s going to get pissed.”

“What’s he gonna do? Fire me for not getting his coffee? I deserve more than that. I deserve that fucking publishing internship and work on the 15th floor with all those writers and work under a boss that actually appreciates me. Instead I’m working for a egotistical, narcissistic, douchebag boss who wants nothing more than a good fuck and owns a fucking swimming pool and library that takes up floor 19 and 20.” I roll my eyes at the long statement. I hated Luke Hemmings. Even though he was hot as fuck. The elevator doors open and everyone’s eyes immediately look at me. They then roll them and return back to their duties. They were probably expecting the douchebag.

“So what happened after I left?” I said, walking with Y/BFF/N.

“Nothing. When you left, he kind of just yelled ‘what the hell are yawl doing? go back to work.’ and he didn’t leave his office. All of his blinds were closed though.” She went to her cubicle which was right beside mine and I sat down my coffee and bag. I take off my scarf because it was fucking hot and I smooth out my military jacket.

I open up my laptop and turn on my Mac. I go through the company’s website and go through some photographer’s websites where they illegally posted secret photos of celebs that would eventually be leaked to the media. If that’s how you were wondering how news are so updated in magazines(lol i have no idea how any of this works soooooo).

“Good morning, Mr. Hemmings.” I turn around and look above the wall discreetly. He is in this black jacket with his tie slightly undone and his hair all messy. I roll my eyes and go back to my work, crossing my legs, picking off any fluff off my leggings.

“Ahem.” I turn around and Luke is staring at me, angry.

“Can I help you sir?” I say nonchalantly, stuffing my hands into my pockets and leaning back into my chair.

“Where the fuck is my coffee?” He says rubbing his temples and eyes. He must’ve been hungover.

“Coffee machine was broken.” I lie.

“You don’t get me coffee from the machine,” he says, pounding the cubical wall, “you always get it from the Starbucks down the street!” he yells, making everyone look my way.

“I don’t understand why one of the richest men in the world always wants me to spend MY damn money that I’m barely making and to waste MY damn time to get YOUR coffee when you can get it ordered in three seconds.” I stand up. I was aggravated. The asshole didn’t know how to fight for himself. Someone needed to stand up to him.

He looks at me, surprised, along with all the other girls.

“My office. Now.” He growls at me. He starts to walk away but I laugh, making him stop in his tracks.

“What the fuck is so funny?” He growls.

“You,” he turns around as I cross my arms across my chest, “thinking that whenever you know you’re wrong you need to bring them to your office and scare them.” He looks at me surprised and so does the rest of the office. I didn’t care if I got fired or not. I didn’t need this job.

He scoffs and laughs to himself. Next thing I knew, he grabbed my wrist and pulled me towards his office. His grip around my wrist was tight and there was no way I could get out of his grip.

“Let go!” He didn’t budge. He pulled me all the way in his office and roughly shuts the door, throwing me against the leather chair, closing his blinds. Once all of his blinds were closed, he stood there looking down at his feet.

“What the honest to god fuck was that?” I yelled at him. He didn’t do anything. I scoffed and started walking towards the door until Luke grabs my wrist and pins me up against the window, his crotch on mine. I try to get out but he pins my hands above my head.

“What the fuck is wrong with you?” He yells in my face. “Are you trying to get yourself fired?”

“I’m trying to get away from an asshole!” I scream back, my face turning red as I feel his cold hands go up and down my wrists.

“Why am I an asshole?” His grip tightens.

“Maybe because you asked me for sex and you’re here pinning me up against my own will!” I push my hands forward and he lets go, so I take the opportunity to push him off. He stumbles back and I look at him, trying to catch my breath.

“I’m not an asshole.” He says.

“Please,” I cross my arms, “I’m already out of breath, don’t make me laugh.” He picks up his pen and throws it across the room.

“I am not an asshole! Maybe if you weren’t so stupid, you would know that I like you!” He immediately makes a straight face. I was surprised. My mouth slightly opens and I could feel my hands get clammy. I stand up straight and straighten my jacket.

“You should really be a comedian, Luke. Cause that is funny as hell.” I turn around to open the door but Luke runs up to me and grabs my wrist and turns me around, slamming his lips onto mine. He moves his lips across mine and they fit perfectly. His hand let go of my wrist and was on my hips, pulling me closer. I open my eyes, immediately snapping out of it. I pulled away and I looked at him with teary eyes, both of our breathing growing heavier.

“I fucking quit.” I scoff and run out the door, ignoring the stares I was getting from the other girls. I go to my cubicle and throw my stuff into this empty box that sat beside my desk. After quickly putting all my stuff in, I grab my laptop and flash drive out of the company Mac and throw them both in.

“Y/N, what are you doing?” Y/BFF/N asked.

“Something I should’ve done a long time ago,” I grab my bag and pick up the box. “I’ll see you later for drinks.” I roll my eyes at the other girls who were staring at me.

“Y/N!” I hear Luke says. I walk faster towards the elevator and rapidly press the button. This elevator could not be any slower. “You can’t leave me here, stranded, without an answer!”(if you know what song thats from, you the mvp) I roll my eyes and decide to take the stairs. I just needed to leave this place.


I looked at the girls who were staring at me, confused. I grunted and went back into the office, roughly shutting the door, growling at myself, throwing the closest thing I could find across the room. How can I fuck up so bad?

I was being so fucking honest. I really did like Y/N. Shit, I liked her. The way she would cover her face with her hands when she was upset, the way she looked like when she wrote on her computer. The way she would quickly close her browser whenever I walked by. Even though we never had a real conversation, she was different than any of the girls I met. Mainly because every other girl I met, I fucked.

I loved how her hair looked when she walked into my office and the light from the sun would make her hair shine. I loved how she looked everyday. And I fucked it up. I fucked it up by telling her I wanted to make her scream. I fucked it up by yelling at her. You fucked up big time you stupid fucker.

I sat at my desk and ran my fingers through my hair, cursing at myself. What the fuck are you doing? You just made the only thing that made your day walk away. Fuck, what am I feeling? What am I feeling in my stomach? I need to get rid of this feeling. This feeling is so foreign.

I looked up from my hands as I heard the knocking at my door.

“What?” I yelled towards the door, rubbing my eyes. The door opened and a girl from the social media department, i think, walked in.

“Mr. Hemmings, I just wanted to see if you were okay. All of the girls were wondering.” She moved her hips, her skirt flowing left to right. She shut the door and walked over to the desk. “I was wondering if you were okay.” I looked up at her smile and she fluttered her eyes at me. I needed to get rid of this empty pit in my stomach. I got up from my chair and grabbed her wrists, pulling her into my lips.

lol sorry this is so short but i have to write a 10 page report thats due this friday and i haven’t started. lol but honestly why do you guys like this it wasn’t even that good lol. uhmm for the people who were wondering what happened to angels and demons, I’m still writing it, its just that the next part has smut and i suck at smut soooooooo

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but have you guys noticed how unhappy 5sos appeared to be during the private gig in Seattle ? also have you noticed the amount of people sending them hate and disrespecting them? we can’t keep treating them like they are nothing. these boys are more than just selfie props to show your friends. these boys are more than just celebrities. 5 seconds of summer mean the world to me and to a bunch of other people. remember when we were a fam? not just a fandom full of crazed teenage girls but rather an actual family? I miss those days. remember when we didn’t create rumours about the boys we love and care about? remember when we didn’t send hate to Ashton or to the girl whom he put interest in? remember when we didn’t get mad at 5sos for not wanting to take pictures or videos all of the time? remember when we gave them personal space? remember when we didn’t mob 5sos and they were actually able to meet more fans because we treated them with respect? remember when they were able to celebrate their birthdays and spend time with family without having to be secretly removed from restaurants due to multiple fans mobbing them? and remember when they provided us, rewarded us really, with daily keeks and occasional Instagram videos and twitcams? those were the good days. just because this family has grown in number, doesn’t mean that we have to stop being a family. let’s start treating 5 seconds of summer with more respect and love and care because they always show us how much they love us and care about us and respect us. let’s be a family again.