Whoops Hetalia Teacher au

While not paying attention to my actual teacher I starting thinking about what Hetalia characters would be like as teachers, this is what I came up with…

Germany - Angry math teacher who everyone is terrified of on the first day. Very strict about attendance and completing homework. He works everyone hard though cause he wants them to succeed.

Italy - Super laid back art teacher who had questionable pictures of half naked women all over the room. Brings food for the class like every Friday and inspires kids to peruse art.

Japan - Culinary teacher, very calm and reasonable but always puts way too much salt in the recipes.

Romano - Dance teacher, just picture it. (I don’t know if Dance is actually a class you can take but shhhh pretend)

Austria - Music teacher, no one else really has him except the band and music kids, but to them he’s a roll model and they all love him. He plays for every school assembly.

Hungary - Health teacher who wanted to be gym teacher and is salty about not being gym teacher but still very fun

Spain - Kind of obvious but Spanish teacher. Very laid back and all the girls take his class cause they think he’s hot. He connects well with the students though and often helps them with personal problems.

Prussia - German teacher, since he has the same last name as Germany they all get really scared thinking its him, but them Prussia rolls into class on his wheely chair and sunglasses. He’s a weird and crazy teacher who everyone either hates or loves.

France - French teacher, very passionate about his language and gets into arguments with England over which is better. Shows the class like a billion French songs and Romance movies dubbed in French. Always comments when students are talking about their relationships.

England - Grouchy, closet alcoholic English teacher who everyone thinks is boring at first but he gets really into his classes and gets into debates with students over wether Shakespeare is necessary to learn or not. Everyone’s favourite teacher to make fun of.

America - Gym teacher, really fun and everyone loves him but he accidentally works them way too hard. Plays dodgeball every second day and gets way too into it. Makes fun of every teacher behind their back to make his students laugh.

Canada - Nerdy computer science teacher who’s always forgotten at staff meetings. (Idk what it is with me and Canada being a computer nerd) every one calls him to fix their computer every time it glitches out. Sometimes Canada and America will teach each other’s classes and know nothing about it but have lots of fun.

Poland - Drama teacher, I just really want Poland to be the flamboyant drama teacher who teaches students how to be themselves up on stage and loves shy kids and seeing them express themselves through acting.

Lithuania - Another English teacher, very calm and nice but always comes to class looking slightly drained, no one knows what’s wrong with him.

Estonia - Another Math teacher that everyone hopes to get instead of Germany, he used to be the computer science teacher so he’s pretty techy and does cool stuff while showing notes in class.

Russia - Guidance councillor who everyone’s afraid to go see and he doesn’t understand why.

Ukraine - Biology teacher who loves when students are enthusiastic about Biology and accidentally knocks stuff over. Is also way to easy going about dissecting and it freaks people out.

Denmark - Crazy chemistry teacher with the crazy hair, his hair is a school joke as everyone is trying to figure out just what hair gel he uses.

Norway - Physics teacher who has a feud with Denmark over which science is better. People fall asleep in his class a lot since he’s so monotone but he doesn’t understand what they’re talking about when they point it out to him.

China - History teacher who gets way too into the lessons and unconsciously acts stuff out. Strict rules about completing work on time.

anonymous asked:

How would Russia, Germany, France, America, and Canada react to their S/O just kinda being scared of just about e v e r y t h i n g

Ivan (Russia)- He’d find it kind of endearing to be honest. If it made them feel better, he’d vow to his s/o that he’d always be there to protect them from anything they’re frightened of. It certainly wouldn’t be an empty promise, either. 

Ludwig (Germany)- Ludwig would try to take a logical approach of sorts when his s/o became scared of things. He’d try to explain to them why whatever they’re scared of is either perfectly safe or is no danger to them in an attempt to calm them down. 

Francis (France)- Francis would try to help his s/o the same way Ludwig does. However, if this approach didn’t work, he wouldn’t try to force them into seeing his point of view or undermine their fears. 

Alfred (America)- Alfred tends to be scared of a lot of things too, although he usually tries not to show it. If his s/o is also scared of a lot of things, he’d confide in them and share the things he’s afraid of too. Even if they had some similarities of things that freak them out, Alfred would put on a brave front and say that they don’t need to afraid of anything when he’s around. 

Mathew (Canada)- Mathew’s usually pretty timid, but he’d tell his s/o that they shouldn’t have to worry about their fears because he’ll always be there for them. Although he might be hesitant at first in a situation where his s/o is afraid of something, it won’t take him long before he attempts to find a way to make them feel better. 

anonymous asked:

IF they're still in florida... and they're picnicking by the river... forgive me... *SUDDENLY A GIANT ASS ALLIGATOR COMES UP TO RAID THE FOOD*

((They’re not in Florida they’re picnicking in the forest, the Florida thing was just for the Disney World joke :”D


The idea of Francis encountering an alligator is hilarious 

Like he’s never seen on in his life and so he thinks it’s some kind of dragon or sea serpent

And he’s trying to be chivalrous but he’s actually really terrified lmao))