• England, on the phone: oy, where is everyone??
  • America: what do you mean? I'm at the place you told us to meet-up!
  • Australia: same here, mate.
  • England: what the? I said to meet up in Waterloo- ... wait.
  • America: I'm in Waterloo, Alabama...
  • Hong Kong: ...Waterloo Road, Kowloon
  • New Zealand: ...Waterloo in New Zealand
  • Canada: ...Waterloo, Ontario
  • Australia: ...Waterloo, Victoria
  • Belgium: ...England, why???
My Hetalia Headcanons

I decided to put all of these headcanons that I wrote during almost all my classes into good use by putting them all on one post. Feel free to send me some too!

  • America doesn’t just eat McDonald’s. He is a food critic with almost every fast food place that’s in his sight. He personally dislikes Wendy’s and Del Taco.
  • Netherlands lowkey makes money by selling drugs to teenagers and he makes about $140 a week.
  • When Canada gets upset he would slip up and start complaining in French
  • All the nations that have waterparks have competitions about which waterslide is the best. So far, it’s Italy.
  • Although he can’t cook, England is actually a good judge with food since he have tried so many kinds due to his colonies.
  • Finland secretly judges everybody’s music taste especially if you claim to like metal and it ends up being Pierce the Veil you’re talking about.
  • Sweden is actually obsessed with everything that involves the music of the 70s and 80s since he considers it to be a better time.
  • Romano actually has a twitter account and he tends to get in a lot of twitter wars
  • Spain has his house baby proof still because he actually runs a daycare with help of Belgium.
  • Around Christmas time, America and Finland have a karaoke contest with Christmas songs every year.
  • Australia actually has a beach party for Christmas for the other nations that are having Christmas in the summer.
  • France gets really bothered when America and Canada calls Père Noël Christmas Dad.
  • Denmark cries anytime someone gets him megablocks instead of legos.
  • Poland was the one started started the “Yasss slay” craze.
  • The awesome trio does water bottle flipping all the time. They actually got one on Germany’s head before.
  • Finland has a dog walking service with Sweden.
  • when Romano was little, he would play connect the dots with Belgium’s freckles.
  • Prussia tried to dye his hair black before, he woke up to it being platinum blonde again.
  • The Nordics play Cards Against Humanity every week and whoever loses would have to clean the house for the week. Denmark surprisingly lost most times.
  • England gets annoyed when America remakes any of his shows and they end up better. He stops talking to America for about 2 weeks.
  • All the nations laughed at America when they found his Musical.ly account that had fuckboy videos.
  • Russia lowkey judges Yuri on Ice, but he enjoys most of the time.
  • The magic trio have a group chat that is full of memes, Romania is the one that is sending the memes.
  • Iceland is actually popular on social media.
Important reminder!!

Tomorrow is the Fourth of July and it’s important to let Americans celebrate their special day without having to be shamed or guilt tripped because of it. I’m so tired of seeing Americans attacked or shamed for celebrating something that is important and special to them just because they have different opinions or views on the Fourth than others. Like Americans wished Canada and Hong Kong happy Independence Day on the first and let them show pride for their country, please be respectful and let Americans observe their own Independence Day without criticism. I believe that Americans deserve to have at least one day where they can be proud of all that their country has accomplished and where they don’t have to be made to feel like shit because of it. This day is not even supposed to reflect America today, but of America’s founding and the sacrifices made by early patriots in order to found a new country. Please remember that before you post negative things online tomorrow!!!