“Blammo! Another successful interaction with a man!”

I just went to the market to buy some food for dinner where I had a Liz Lemon interaction with the cute checker.

Checker: Hey, how are you today?

Me: I’m Good, how are you?

Checker: ALRIGHTY! (Awkward pause) I, I, I mean I’m alright… I’m not alrighty

Me: bah hurhurhur - awkward laugh 

I then look around so I wont make a googly face

Checker: Why are you looking so suspicious?

Me: Hahaha um um I don’t know.

He then hands me my bag and we awkwardly touch hands too long.

I danced with a boy.

After we walked around and I explained to him I’ve never been in any relationships and he said that was okay and we could just be friends and then we went to his dorm and ate otter pops and talked about regional fast food chains and then we exchanged numbers and gave a chaste hug and…and… that was the highlight of my day/very very early morning.

Dun dun dun dun!!! Is 2012 the year that the girl with no boyfriend since birth (NBSB) will finally get to score in the love department?

No other GIF could be any more…..


(“turn me on” for the idiots who do not get that last GIF)

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO. 2012 I’m so excited for you so….


Another successful interaction with a man!