wakes up later than usually and goes to the kitchen to angrily remind Yakov and Lila that he’s not doing anything today because it’s his birthday (not like he mentioned it about 500 times this week)
his 16th birthday so he’s practically an adult now and they can kiss his ass (maybe he says that in other words. or not)
reads a super nice text from Yuuko, a short message from Otabek with “so you have birthday today or not” and asking if they may talk later and then some really weird and creepy yet amusing posts on Yurio’s Angels forum
eats a big and against athlete’s diet breakfast that said Yakov and Lila prepared for him totally not because it’s his birthday or anything
gives a new toy to his cat since he doesn’t know when the cat’s birthday is anyway so they may celebrate together
shuts the front door in Victor’s and Yuuri faces after they start to sing him “happy birthday” in Russian
dies from embarrassment
lets them in only because they seem to carry a lot of birthdays presents with them
complains about every single one but when Victor offers to return them to store almost breaks his arm
goes to rink because Worlds still are coming and he needs to wipe these idiots out there
is lifted by Mila 16 times because of some weird tradition she heard of
swears to kill anyone who publishes a video of that on Instagram
skates a bit for fun
gets super excited seeing his grandpa watching him from the side
(it was a surprise that he’ll come to St Petersburg, Yakov paid for tickets)
eats katsudon pirozhki with his grandpa
shares some with anyone on rink too and they show him the super big cake they bought for him
eats a lot of cake telling them all how disgusting they are
shows his favourite places in St Petersburg to his grandpa and drinks some hot wine from him (he hates its taste but he’s almost an adult ok)
makes grandpa stay with him one more week
comes back home only to call Otabek immediately
tells his best friend how he’s birthday’s weren’t so bad even with all those self-absorbed morons around
gets excited when Otabek says he has something for him too
though he plays it cool
but then dies again realising this is a link to an actual playlist made only for him with songs produced by DJ Altin™
goes to sleep after listening to it about 17 times and calling Otabek to say it pretty decent
“best birthday of my life” he mutters to his cat before falling asleep
Okay, I bet at this point there is literally no one, I MEAN N O O N E, on this Godforsaken website that doesn’t know Yuri!!! On Ice. But for the minuscule amount of you who don’t know/don’t watch Yuri!!! On Ice, here is what you are missing.
Yuuri Katsuki: He’s a twenty-three-year-old Japanese figure skater that went from:
IN THREE DAMN EPISODES.
WE USED TO THINK THIS BOY WAS A CINNAMON ROLL… HE IS NOT.
Skills: Ice Skating, ballet dancing, being hot, seducing Russian celebrities, break dancing, pole dancing, and being adorable as fuck.
He is relatable AF: has a breakdown before an important event, has a mental illness, likes food, has idolized someone he’d really only seen from afar and GOT ENGAGED TO HIM AFTER ABOUT A YEAR OF GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER (THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE). Basically, anything this guy can do, EVERYONE CAN DO.
He’s blind without his glasses.
Victor Nikiforov: He’s a twenty-seven-year-old Russian figure skater that has won gold at the Grand Prix Finals five consecutive years in a row.
He’s hot AF and STILL LOOKING FREAKING AMAZING. *WOLF WHISTLE* SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT GRAND PRIX.
Skills: Figure skating, having the best damn English Dub accent ever, ballet dancing, dancing in general, also is adorable as fuck, and literally the most charismatic guy ever. HE GETS ALONG WITH EVERYONE.
He owns a poodle. His name is Maccachin. This is him:
Victor is the sappy LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT DORK.
Yuri Plisetsky: A 15-year-old angry kitten boy Russian skater prodigy. He’s known as the Russian Punk, the Russian Fairy, and the Russian Ice Tiger. The fandom refers to him as Yurio to differentiate from Yuuri K.
This is Him:
Skills: Being an angry kitten, figure skating, being a smol bean son, being emo, being a fantastic fangirl protector, loving cats, ballet dancing, break dancing, being embarrassed, and AGAPE (Pronounced: Ah-Gah-Pay).
He loves his grandpa, he secretly loves his fandom, and most importantly, all he wants is to be loved and accepted by his precious parents: Victor and Yuuri.
THE PRODUCERS/WRITERS OF SHOW:
THEY FUCK US OVER EVERY EPISODE. Literally, this was everyone during each episode.
Episode 1: There’s no way it can gayer than this.
Episode 2: There’s no way it can gayer than this.
Episode 3: There’s no way it can gayer than this.
Episode 4: There’s no way it can gayer than this.
Episode 5: There’s no way it can gayer than this.
Episode 6: There’s no way it can gayer than this.
Episode 7: There’s no way it can gayer than this.
Episode 8: I swear if that dog dies I will start stabbing people.
Episode 9: IT’S BEEN A LONG DAY~ WITHOUT YOU MY FRIEND~ AND- OH MY GOSH THAT HUG THO IT’S LIKE A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.
Episode 10: What? What the fuck? What happened?! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. THIS EXPLAIN SO MANY THING!! UNFOLLOW ME NOW THIS WILL BE THE ONLY THING I TALK ABOUT FOR A LONG TIME.
It’s not queerbaiting. I’ll say it again: IT’S NOT QUEERBAITING. This has a canon gay couple and it’s treated on the same level and respect as a heterosexual couple.
It’s not classified as yaoi or shonen-ai.
Somehow it seems like the producers/writers are watching us and keeping up with the fandom. Like, in episode 10 it broke EVERYONE. It tore down what we originally thought was canon, and made it a million times better with NO PLOT HOLES. LIKE WHAT BLACK MAGIC FUCKERY IS THIS??!?!
The American Skater is a Latino that choreographs who’s own music and programs.
We ship him with a little Chinese skater named Guang-Hong Ji. Their ship name is called Leoji.
The Canadian is an asshole…that’s right, the Canadian is an asshole that goes by King JJ.
It’s not yaoi, it’s yuri too. There is a Russian girl named Mila and an Italian girl named Sara. Some of us ship them. I refer to it as Mira Shipping.
Some of us also ship Yurio and Otabek (*furiously searches what nationality he is*). We don’t have a ship name yet. But Yurio is like 15-16 canon wise, and Otabek is 18. They’re perfect for each other.
THIS SHOW IS PERFECTION.
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
AND FOR THOSE OF YOU LOOKING FOR THE LIE… THERE IS NONE. THIS IS ALL 100% TRUE.
This show is a massive mindfuck and everything I have ever needed in my life.
Bonus: We trend #1 at every week.
“Without beauty, strength is nothing.” -Lillia Baranovskaya
“Seduce me with all you have.” -Victor Nikiforov
“We’ll get married once he wins a gold medal.” -Victor Nikiforov
“I think I’m going to come.” -Christophe Giacometti
“When I open up, he meets me where I am. I shouldn’t be afraid to open up more!” -Yuuri Katsuki. “I want to be hated as the man who took Viktor from the world!” -Yuri Katsuki
“You have to do the opposite of what people expect. How else will you surprise them?” -Victor Nikiforov
“How can someone who can’t motivate others motivate himself?” -Victor Nikiforov.”
“Yuri Plisetsky. Do not use untasteful words.” -Lillia Baranovskaya.
One More Thing:
We don’t have shipping wars, we have spelling wars
It’s either Victuuri (THIS ONE FIGHT ME), Viktuuri, Victuri, or Vikturi. Yes, the shipping name sounds like Victory!
•Lance is skyhigh’s classclown but also the resident cool kid. literally. His ice powers are powerful but so well controlled, he can freeze your entire body with a snap of a finger.
•Ever since the Hero/Sidekick test, he’s gotten popular but always stuck to his bestfriends Hunk who can manipulate metal and Pidge who’s a powerful technopath.
•Shiro, the schools councilor and resident superman, decides to enroll his cousin Keith to help him train his uncontrollable fire powers. He goes to his friend (and crush) Allura for help.
•After Keith got his powers at age thirteen, he wasnt allowed to go to school anymore due to the school sprinklers always going off. He was homeschooled for three years in a burnproof room until Shiro was finally fed up that Keith was being treated like a wild animal that must be contained.
•Allura, the Head of Skyhigh, reqires Keith to undergo tests in the school labs to monitor his powers.
•Currently his control is so out of whack, he accidentally melts metal like its nothing but ice, sets things on fire depending on his emotions, he doesnt get burned but can accidentally burn someone at contact so he’s always fully clothed from head to toe.
•Because of this Allura assigns Lance into a buddy system with him. She’ll give Lance extra credit and tell him to be careful with Keith as he has only came out of a bad situation.
•Confident that he can do this, Lance’s initial introduction with Keith bursts into flames really quickly (and literaly) as Keith remembers that Lance was the classmate that always provoked Keith into accidentally burning something at school causing him to be isolated and drop out.
•Guilty and feeling like shit, Lance promises to help him and gets Hunk and Pidge into it. Helping him build heatproof gadgets to help Keith with his stress.
•As time goes by they get close and Keith is adopted into the circle of freinds. He wears less and less covers, getting rid of the mittens, beanie, the layer of fireproof longsleeve shirt. Lance is proud. (and also realizing underneath all those layers of clothes was just a cute angry kitten)
•Lance definitely helps him control his powers. He’s not as affected as the other students but in a bout of panic one day when Keith almost set their project on fire, he grabbed Keith’s hand to cool down the fire about to burst. It worked.
•So they agreed everytime Keith was about to burn something, Lance was there to hold his hand and calm him down… They didnt think it was gonna affect how much they were already gone for each other but ooh were they wrong.
Imagine being the kind of person that get all serious and angry pretty fast, almost like Steve but instead of fighting with your fists you fight with words. You literally can stand your ground for hours until the person in front of you give up. You are easily triggered by rude people, bullies and sexism (almost everything that composes nowadays society >.>). And then there’s Bucky. He is used to your shit and being taller, if you begin to get angry he would just throw you over his shoulder and carry you away from your “opponent” as if you weren’t beating his back and wiggling to get free like a wild animal. You get angry out of nowhere ? Over his shoulder and off you go. As the time passes you give up on fighting him back and just pout, crossing your arms while being carried.