AND-YOUR-MOM-WAS-IN-THE-CROWD

Sassy MC

Zen
•You both had gone out to eat.
•He was taking you out because your job was going really well and you recently graduated college.
• You were enjoying the meal until..
• Your waiter tells you that paparazzi is outside
• You shift on your chair and Zen asks you if you want to go home.
• you agree
• He takes your hand and tries to go out the back door to avoid cameras
• There is flashes and reporters shouting out questions.
•The waiter is helping keep them out of your face.
•A man shouts out from the crowd, “How about you suck a real dick sweetheart?”
•Zen hears and is about to cuss this guy out
•You cut him off.
•You turn with a straight face,“Sorry I don’t like your mom that way.”
• There is a crowd now shouting ooooooh and hot damn
•Zen looks at you blushing and you start to pull him along.
• He likes this dominant side that has a hint of danger.
• He hopes you’ll be the dominant one tonight
• you will be

Seven
*He is going to meet your family
* He’s actually really nervous and sweaty
* You warn him that your family can be a bit rude
*This makes him worry more
* You get to the house and start talking to your family
* Seven gets nervous after he introduced himself
* He holds your hand
* He eventually warms up and starts telling jokes
* Your family goes to sit at the table, he sits beside you.
* there is one chair not filled
*its aunt Sally’s chair
*He ignores it and talks with your mom
*Boom!
*the front door slams open, it’s aunt sally
*Sevens heart stopped for a moment
*she walks in and sits down in her chair across from your soul mate
* Seven can already tell you don’t like her
*probably cause the death grip you get
*Its your turn to hold his hand
*You glare as she makes racist comments
*He rubs circles in your hand
*you try to calm down, no fights today.
*Seven cracks a joke to your family
*The table laughs
*not aunt sally though
* She scoffs and says
* “Is that really the best joke you have?”
*Luciel looks down a little upset, but he’s gonna brush it off
*He takes a drink to wash away the awkwardness
* You won’t let it slide
* “Oh I’m sorry Auntie, but you know there’s no better joke then your marriages”
* Seven chokes as the table goes quiet
* Your family laughs as he looks at you lovingly
* He really wants to see what else that sassy mouth can do.

Yoosung
>You two had been hardcore studying and working hard.
>Puppy yoosung wants to go on a walk
> You trip and skin your knees
> Yoosung runs up and cradles you
> He looks like he’s gonna cry
> You pat his head and he brings you to clean your cuts
> he gives you a Bob the Builder bandaid
>BECAUSE YES WE CAN FIX IT
> You give him a kiss on the cheek and he blushes like crazy
> Puppy also want to make dinner to make it up to you
> You two need to go shopping
> it’s 98* and you wear cute shorts
> yoosung wears a crop top
> He drives you to target
>“omg get in the cart yoosweet” “why” “cause it’ll make me happy” “well alright”
> You push him in the cart and he picks out pasta
>He gets out to reach marshmallows for you
> Old school bullies come up
> they start to throw shade and act all fake
> “Why are your knees so gross looking?”
> yoosung scowls and puts his arm around you
> he was going to say" you can’t talk to the love of my life like that"
> you cut him off
>“I dont know, why are you always on yours?”
> she scoffs and yoosung looks with wide purple eyes
> thinks “did my angel just say that?”
> She gains her composer back
> “Shut it bitch!”
> yoosung is getting angry at her, but being very gentle with you
> You don’t skip a beat
> “It might be best to give that advice to your legs instead”
>Yoosweet gets that one and can’t help but blush at you
>He thinks his wife is so hot when she’s being dominant
> He is thinking about how much he loves you
> she storms off with her pals
> he gives you a kiss on the forehead
> “Your like a real life LOLOL boss”
> He takes you home and gives a a massage
> “so was that joke about being on your knees, was it about….”
>“I’ll show you”

Jumin
-It is soooo date night
- How fancy is dinner gonna be?
-100% fancy
-he picks out clothes for you and helps brush out your hair
- Fancy Dinner Time~
-thanks driver Kim for the lift
- The place is waaaaay too fancy for you
- He holds your hand and guides you inside like a princess
- You can’t say no to this man
- candles and fancy French waiters everywhere
-the fanciest table is your table
- of course this man helps get you in your chair
- guess what your ordering first?
- Wine!
- Time for food
-“I’ll order for you” “no Jumin I got it, just let me order today okay?” “Alright my lovely wife”
- WAIT YOU CANT SPEAK FRENCH
-“what can I get you ma'am?” Waiter is here
-too late to turn back
-“can I get the uh.. ba bour..um”
-looks 100% done “Bouillabaisse?”
-“the uh booyoullabass?”
-now even more done with your poor ass “Bouillabaisse”
-“the uh.” Waiter cuts you off"don’t bother"
-Jumin is gonna get him fired and put in jail
- before he can
-“sorry I don’t speak fluent asshole like you obviously do”
-Jumin gets 100% turned on.
-you go home and the chef comes to make you two a special dinner

V
~you two were out shopping
~ precious baby wants to buy you a puppy cause you love them
~ you say you’d rather adopt to save a life
~ how is it possible that he can’t stop falling in love with you
~ let’s go to the pet store!
~ walking around looking for dog food and a few random treats
~old woman is carrying her prissy little dog
~ is casting you and your blue haired angel rude looks
~ “you know dyeing hair is a big commitment”
~ V doesn’t know what to say
~ “unlike your marriages”
~ V is even more speechless
~ you grab random food and treats and leave, holding V’s hand
~ TIME FOR A DOGGO
~ you look around a fundraiser for saving and finding a second home for dogs
~ you see a cute Great Dane that you automatically fall in love with
~ V thinks it’s kinda big
~ “but it’s like a pony and a dog!”
~“anything to make you happy love”
~ you turn to see the old lady again
~ she sees you, and walks up
~“can you handle the responsibility of being a dog owner, you act so much like a child”
~ V is hugging you from behind now
~ “guess the female dogs aren’t the only bitches here”
~ You can feel him chuckle this time
~Old lady walks away shook
~ you two get the Great Dane
~ you let V pick the name
~ Her name is Acorn

this kinda got out of hand sorry

and its a follow up to the season 11 william doll thingy…  

@starbuck1013 and @shalomksenia your wish is my bored ass’s command lol 


Scully hadn’t released his hand since he offered it. Mulder didn’t even complain when he drove three hours with it in a death grip. If it were any other situation, Mulder’d make a joke that it was payback for not being there to hold her hand in labor, but now, standing on that house’s stoop, neither having the courage to knock, he was grateful for the purple fingers. Looking over at Scully, he saw tears forming in those big blue eyes he’d fallen in love with, and before even one could fall, he reached around her and took her other hand, pressing both to his mouth and kissing each knuckle individually. They locked eyes when he reached the knuckle that held the far too new wedding band, and he forced himself to give an encouraging smile. They’d have time for emotions later. They’d have time to talk about it. They’d have time for him to take her into his arms and run his hands through her hair and rock the two of them back and forth while whispering loving words into her ear. But now wasn’t the time. Now, they had to pull it together, and they had to meet their son.

Mulder’s finger had barely made contact with the doorbell when the door swung open to reveal a cheerful woman in a bright floral dress.

“Are you Fox and Dana?” she asked, maintaining the wide, welcoming smile.

Both nodded, their voices caught in their throats, to busy blinking back tears to respond.

“Come on in!” she stepped aside to allow them to walk through the threshold. Mulder took a step inside before realizing Scully wasn’t following him, her feet glued to the front step. The woman -Lisa?- opened her mouth as if to say something but instead, Mulder took a step towards Scully and pulled his arm around her shaking shoulders. Together they stepped into the house and followed Lisa to the living room.

“I’m so glad you could make it,” Lisa said, “you know, I always wanted to meet you two, but I completely understand why we weren’t able to do so until now.”

They sat down in the living room, Mulder keeping his arm clasped around Scully’s shoulders, his attention much more focused on her than Lisa’s attempt at conversation.

“If you’ll excuse me for a second, Will was cleaning his room and probably just lost track of time. I mean, Tom was supposed to check on him, but they’re probably just joking around…” her voice trailed off.

Mulder made eye contact with her and smiled as best as he could. “Thank you so much for doing this Lisa, we really appreciate it. And we’re sorry that-”

“Nonsense, Fox,” she turned back towards him, “I can’t even imagine what it’s like for you two.”

Mulder opened his mouth to speak, but was interrupted when Scully buried her face in his chest and gave a muffled sob. Mulder immediately reverted from awkward estranged father to Scully’s Mulder, and pulled her tight to him, one hand rubbing her back and the other holding her to him. He buried his nose in her hair and whispered a few things that Lisa couldn’t make out as she approached them.

“Dana, honey, can I get you anything? A glass of water?”

She nodded against Mulder’s chest, still not showing her face.

“Okay, just a second.”

When Lisa had disappeared, Scully managed to pull her head up to meet Mulder’s eyes.

“I’m sorry-”

“Shhh, theres no reason for you to be.”

“This was supposed to be happy.”

“It still can be, its just emotional too.”

She nodded.

“You wanna tell me what’s wrong?” he asked, brushing some of the hair that was now plastered to her tear-stricken cheeks away. “I mean, other than the hair you spent three hours on now being slightly disheveled.”

She giggled, but quickly became serious again. She pulled out of Mulder’s arms enough to turn and point at a doll that was lying face down on the table next to the door.

“Scully, you don’t have to worry, not all dolls are haunted…” and his voice trailed off when he recognized it.

Not all dolls were haunted, but that one definitely was.

“Scully-”

“He kept it, Mulder,” she burst out crying again.

“So the kid has bad decorative taste-”

“And the onesie… that’s the UFO onesie you bought for him. I remember you came traipsing into the apartment two weeks before William was due looking so damn proud of yourself and making me promise not to be mad when I saw what you’d bought.”

“Okay, first, I still can’t believe that you didn’t think it was as cool as I did when I found a space themed baby store, and second, look at how well worn it is, I don’t even know how you knew that that’s the onesie.”

“It is.”

“But don’t you see how loved it’s been?”

“Your point?”

“Even if we weren’t around to see him grow, even if he doesn’t remember us, he still grew up with a piece us, and clearly loved it to death,” he reached out and brushed the tears off her cheeks, “so relax, Mrs. Spooky, he’s gonna love you.”

“Us.”

He smiled at her. “Right. He’s gonna love us.”

Lisa found her way into the room at the right moment, handing Scully a glass of water.

“You feeling better, honey?”

“Yeah, thank you so much Lisa.”

Lisa smiled. “I’m going to go see what’s taking those guys so long.”

She walked towards the stairs but paused briefly and picked the doll up cautiously. Her eyes met Scully’s and she could tell that she remembered the doll, but the tears in the woman’s eyes told Lisa not to bring it up. She proceeded to walk up the stairs.

Mulder reached over and took Scully’s hand again, squeezing it reassuringly. She squeezed it back and they looked towards the stairs as quick footsteps got louder and a very tall boy with a mop of red hair appeared in front of them.

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MM reacting to a sassy MC

Zen
•You both had gone out to eat.
•He was taking you out because your job was going really well and you recently graduated college.
• You were enjoying the meal until..
• Your waiter tells you that paparazzi is outside
• You shift on your chair and Zen asks you if you want to go home.
• you agree
• He takes your hand and tries to go out the back door to avoid cameras
• There is flashes and reporters shouting out questions.
•The waiter is helping keep them out of your face.
•A man shouts out from the crowd, “How about you suck a real dick sweetheart?”
•Zen hears and is about to cuss this guy out
•You cut him off.
•You turn with a straight face,“Sorry I don’t like your mom that way.”
• There is a crowd now shouting ooooooh and hot damn
•Zen looks at you blushing and you start to pull him along.
• He likes this dominant side that has a hint of danger.
• He hopes you’ll be the dominant one tonight
• you will be

Seven
*He is going to meet your family
* He’s actually really nervous and sweaty
* You warn him that your family can be a bit rude
*This makes him worry more
* You get to the house and start talking to your family
* Seven gets nervous after he introduced himself
* He holds your hand
* He eventually warms up and starts telling jokes
* Your family goes to sit at the table, he sits beside you.
* there is one chair not filled 
*its aunt Sally’s chair
*He ignores it and talks with your mom
*Boom!
*the front door slams open, it’s aunt sally
*Sevens heart stopped for a moment
*she walks in and sits down in her chair across from your soul mate
* Seven can already tell you don’t like her
*probably cause the death grip you get
*Its your turn to hold his hand
*You glare as she makes racist comments
*He rubs circles in your hand
*you try to calm down, no fights today.
*Seven cracks a joke to your family
*The table laughs
*not aunt sally though
* She scoffs and says
* “Is that really the best joke you have?”
*Luciel looks down a little upset, but he’s gonna brush it off
*He takes a drink to wash away the awkwardness
* You won’t let it slide
* “Oh I’m sorry Auntie, but you know there’s no better joke then your marriages”
* Seven chokes as the table goes quiet
* Your family laughs as he looks at you lovingly
* He really wants to see what else that sassy mouth can do.

Yoosung
>You two had been hardcore studying and working hard.
>Puppy yoosung wants to go on a walk
> You trip and skin your knees
> Yoosung runs up and cradles you
> He looks like he’s gonna cry
> You pat his head and he brings you to clean your cuts
> he gives you a Bob the Builder bandaid
>BECAUSE YES WE CAN FIX IT
> You give him a kiss on the cheek and he blushes like crazy
> Puppy also want to make dinner for you
> You two need to go shopping
> it’s 98* and you wear cute shorts
> yoosung wears a crop top
> He drives you to target
>“omg get in the cart yoosweet” “why” “cause it’ll make me happy” “well alright”
> You push him in the cart and he picks out pasta
>He gets out to reach marshmallows for you
> Old school bullies come up
> they start to throw shade and act all fake
> “Why are your knees so gross looking?”
> yoosung scowls and puts his arm around you
> he was going to say" you can’t talk to the love of my life like that"
> you cut him off
>“I dont know, why are you always on yours?”
> she scoffs and yoosung looks with wide purple eyes
> thinks “did my angel just say that?”
> She gains her composer back
> “Shut it bitch!”
> yoosung is getting angry at her, but being very gentle with you
> You don’t skip a beat
> “It might be best to give that advice to your legs instead”
>Yoosweet gets that one and can’t help but blush at you
>He thinks his wife is so hot when she’s being dominant
> He is thinking about how much he loves you
> she storms off with her pals
> he gives you a kiss on the forehead
> “Your like a real life LOLOL boss”
> He takes you home and gives a a massage
> “so was that joke about being on your knees, was it about….”
>“I’ll show you”

Jumin
-It is soooo date night
- How fancy is dinner gonna be?
-100% fancy
-he picks out clothes for you and helps brush out your hair
- Fancy Dinner Time~
-thanks driver Kim for the lift
- The place is waaaaay to fancy for you
- He holds your hand and guides you inside like a princess
- You can’t say no to this man
- candles and fancy French waiters everywhere
-the fanciest table is your table
- of course this man helps get you in your chair
- guess what your ordering first?
- Wine!
- Time for food
-“I’ll order for you” “no Jumin I got it, just let me order today okay?” “Alright my lovely wife”
- WAIT YOU CANT SPEAK FRENCH
-“what can I get you ma'am?” Waiter is here
-too late to turn back
-“can I get the uh.. ba bour..um”
-looks 100% done “Bouillabaisse?”
-“the uh booyoullabass?”
-now even more done with your poor ass “Bouillabaisse”
-“the uh.” Waiter cuts you off"don’t bother"
-Jumin is gonna get him fired and put in jail
- before he can
-“sorry I don’t speak fluent asshole like you obviously do”
-Jumin gets 100% turned on.
-you go home and the chef comes to make you two a special dinner

V
~you two were out shopping
~ precious baby wants to buy you a puppy cause you love them
~ you say you’d rather adopt to save a life
~ how is it possible that he can’t stop falling in love with you
~ let’s go to the pet store!
~ walking around looking for dog food and a few random treats
~old woman is carrying her prissy little dog
~ is casting you and your blue haired angel rude looks
~ “you know dyeing hair is a big commitment”
~ V doesn’t know what to say
~ “unlike your marriages”
~ V is even more speechless
~ you grab random food and treats and leave, holding V’s hand
~ TIME FOR A DOGGO
~ you look around a fundraiser for saving and finding a second home for dogs
~ you see a cute Great Dane that you automatically fall in love with
~ V thinks it’s kinda big
~ “but it’s like a pony and a dog!”
~“anything to make you happy love”
~ you turn to see the old lady again
~ she sees you, and walks up
~“can you handle the responsibility of being a dog owner, you act so much like a child”
~ V is hugging you from behind now
~ “guess the female dogs aren’t the only bitches here”
~ You can feel him chuckle this time
~Old lady walks away shook
~ you two get the Great Dane
~ you let V pick the name
~ Her name is Acorn

anonymous asked:

If you don't mind me asking, is there any way you could post an excerpt of your Ichigo as Kaiens son fic? Pretty please :]

Here’s the first bit; I don’t want to post anything more than this though (and just in case it isn’t clear, Entaka = Ichigo):

“Hey, Shiba, your father’s here!”

Entaka straightens from where he’s tucking one last scroll into a bag, turning towards the sound of knocking instead.  “Thanks for the heads-up!”

                “No problem.  See you at graduation!”

                Not two minutes later, his door bursts open, and Entaka finds himself wrapped in a bear hug so quickly that he very nearly gets whiplash.

                “MY BABY BOY’S GRADUATING!!”

                Entaka rolls his eyes so hard that he’s surprised he doesn’t strain himself.  “Tou-san, let go!”

                He fights his way out of his father’s melodramatic clutches with the ease of someone who’s had to do it plenty of times before, sighing when he spots the teary-eyed fretful expression on Shiba Kaien’s face.

                No one would believe this man to be one of Gotei 13’s most esteemed lieutenants if they could see him now.

                “Where’s Okaa-san?”  Entaka grumbles, backing up a few steps so that he’s out of his dad’s reach.  “Why isn’t she here keeping a tight leash on you?  God knows you can’t be trusted to go anywhere on your own without causing a ruckus.”

                “My own son is so harsh to me,” His father laments mournfully.  “Your mother’s reserving seats for us.  Knowing her, we’ll have the entire stage in clear view the whole time.”

                Entaka scoffs, hiding the faint hint of red colouring his cheeks by turning to gather up his luggage and stash it by the door.  “It’s just graduation, old man.”

                “It’s your first and only graduation,” His dad corrects him for the umpteenth time since everyone realized that Entaka would be beating his father’s record and graduating within a year at the Academy.  “A once in a lifetime experience.  I don’t understand why Miyako and I are more excited than you are.”

                He falls silent long enough that Entaka turns back to peer up at his father.  The Shinigami has his arms crossed, and his expression has sobered into something more concerned.

                “You sure you’re ready for this?”  He asks, forging on before Entaka can do more than open his mouth.  “No, listen to me, Taka.  You’re young, you’re very young, not even half a century old yet.  And I know you’re a prodigy, and I couldn’t be prouder of you, but you have to understand, you are an unprecedented case.  Graduating in a year is one thing, Ichimaru-taichou did it decades ago, but graduating at your age?  Aside from you, the youngest Shinigami cadet to pass through the Academy had over eighty years under his belt.  You’ve barely hit thirty-five; I’m convinced if it weren’t for your mother, you would’ve wormed your way into the Gotei 13 even earlier.”

                Entaka sighs again, running a hand through his dark hair.  He keeps it short, like his father does, though not for his mother’s lack of effort.

                “I’m ready,” He tells his dad squarely.  “I can do this.  You know I’m strong enough.”

                His father frowns.  “That’s not the point.  The Gotei 13… we do good things but it’s a lot of responsibility, and it can be dangerous work.  There’s no shame in backing out even now.  There’s no rush.  Hell, you could graduate and take a sabbatical if you want.  Ukitake-taichou would back you up and help me convince the Captain-Commander; you just have to say the word.”

                Entaka resolutely shakes his head.  “There’s no need.”

                This time, it’s his father’s turn to sigh.  The man steps forward, one hand extending to ruffle Entaka’s hair.  Entaka allows it with resigned tolerance, though it doesn’t help his ego that he only reaches his father’s chest even when he’s standing as straight as possible.

                “Alright,” His dad capitulates at last, and now there’s nothing but pride and encouragement on his face.  “Then you better take our ranks by storm.  I expect nothing less from a Shiba.”

                Entaka finally breaks out into an answering smirk.  “Of course, Tou-san.  My squad won’t know what hit them.  No need to worry on that front.”

                “That’s my boy,” A clap of his shoulder follows.  “Your mom and I will be in the crowd.  Good luck.”

                As his father takes his leave, Entaka glances out his soon to be vacated dorm room at the spring sky outside.

                The Thirteenth Division’s beloved vice-captain doesn’t know it yet but there is a rush.  There’s only so much Entaka can do as a lowly Academy student, no matter how prodigious.  He needs the greater freedom of movement that an officer of the Gotei 13 has, and he needs to be in a position where he can actively change things.

                Because Shiba Entaka may simply be the pride and joy of the Shiba Clan, son of the current Head, and successor to the family line, but Kurosaki Ichigo most certainly isn’t.

                Entaka is no longer that lost little boy, that reckless teenager, that war-weary man who never seemed to be able to stop fighting for his and his friends’ survival, but the two of them still have the same spirit, the same desire to protect, and he has the chance to do it now through a twist of fate, to carve out a better future for everyone he cares about or will come to care about or once cared about, and he isn’t about to go and waste it.

——-

                “Shiba Entaka, graduating with top marks in all areas of study, you will be reporting to Ichimaru-taichou as the new lieutenant of the Third Division.  Please step forward.”