AND-OH-HONEY-HES-GAY

Watching the bonus footage from TST part 3
  • Me: *watches those Janson recorded files from the gladers before they ran away*
  • Newt: there was one lucky bastard that was in a maze with only girls
  • Me: ...
  • Me: oh honey he gay
  • Me: why y'all trying to make my kid straight?
  • Me: my kid is gay
  • Me: my kid is in love with Thomas
  • Me: y'all won't fool me. I know the truth
  • Me: it's okay my small son, I know who you truly are
  • Me: it's okay