AND YOU ENDED UP DEAD

tips for treating yoself

body:

  • Exfoliate once or twice a week.
  • Let your vagina breathe - don’t wear underwear to bed unless you’re on your period.
  • Change your pad/tampon/etc at least twice a day.
  • Don’t wash up inside your vagina (aka douching) it will tip the pH balance in your vagina and you will end up with an infection, you can wash around your thighs/pubic area but that’s it, same applies with perfumes and other body cosmetics.
  • Use coconut oil its good for so many things!!
  • Use body butters after getting out of the shower.
  • Use tea-tree oil for pimples.
  • Use sunscreen!!!
  • For people with oily skin - use blotting paper around your eyes and in your T - zone.
  • Don’t squeeze/pick at pimples - the bacteria on your hands will only make them worse and will create more redness.
  • Always use moisturiser before applying makeup
  • When washing your vagina, lift up the clitoral hood and softly rub your finger along the hood to wipe away dead skin cells. If you end up masturbating, fuck it.

Hair:

  • Wash your hair every 2-3 days. Don’t wash every day because it will make your head dry, try dry shampoos instead.
  • Use conditioning treatments weekly in the summer to prevent your hair from losing it’s colour.
  • Brush your curls with your fingers to create a more tousled look.
  • Before blow drying your hair use volumizing spray or gel on your roots for more definition in your hair.
  • Use shampoos that are sulfate free as sulfates dry and damage your hair quicker.
  • If your hair is greasy avoid conditioning the roots, just the ends.
  • Trim your hair every 6-8 weeks so you have healthy hair and no damaged ends.
  • Use avacado oil on your hair in the winter to stop your hair from drying out.
  • Dry shampoo is also very good for volumizing your hair.
  • The best way to get rid of ingrown hair is to exfoliate.
  • Avoid dry shaving your pubes, this will cause redness and spots which are easily treated with hydrocortisone cream or aloe vera.
  • If you are to shave, use conditioner instead of shaving cream - you will get a smoother result - that goes for anywhere you shave.
  • If you have a big ole mess in your pants try trimming your bush before you shave/wax it.
  • Waxing HURTS so if you’re dealing with the burns then place a cold towel in the sore area and leave it for about 15 minutes and then apply aloe.
  • If you experience chest/breast hair the best thing to do is pluck the hairs, it’s painful but rewarding.

Makeup:

  • Clean your makeup brushes, regularly along with any other makeup appliances (beauty blenders, makeup pads) in a mix of warm water and a little bit of soap.
  • Use a blotting tissue and then add a small amout of cream concealer onto your eye makeup to prevent smudging.
  • Matte lipstick goes best with a shimmer eye makeup.
  • Wearing white eyeliner counteracts the redness in your eyes.
  • To make your cheekbones appear higher, use bronzer under the cheekbone and highlighter on the actual cheekbone.
  • In summer if you want to avoid caking yourself with foundation - use tinted moisturiser or BB cream instead.
  • Always wash your makeup off before going to bed, don’t leave it on.
  • Always make sure you blend your foundation so your neck isn’t a different colour to your face.
  • Clean your makeup bag out every once in a while and get rid of any products you don’t use - its cleaner, tidier and more hygienic. 
  • Always make sure you have tape and q-tips handy. Tape is great for a perfect winged eyeliner and q-tips are great for cleaning and tidying up those hard to reach areas.
  • Concealer works great for a base for your eye makeup as the makeup will stick to it. 
  • Using highlighter and illuminators on your cheekbones, browbone and cupid’s bow for a “dewy look”.
  • When using cream products like eyeshadow or blush - use translucent powder to set it in place.
  • Kat Von-D lipstick is blow job proof :)
  • Replace mascara and eyeliners every 3 months or so.
  • Don’t share makeup/appliances for your eyes, it may cause infections like conjunctivitis and maybe a sty.
  • Blot your lips after applying lipstick to avoid getting lipstick teeth. 

General:

  • Change your bra every 5-11 days.
  • Always make sure your feet are dry before putting on socks and shoes to prevent fungal infections.
  • Wash blood stained clothes in cold water with 2 tablespoons of salt.
  • Try your own homemade beauty recipes.
  • If you peel/lick your lips it will damage them, don’t do that.
  • Applying eye cream on the cuticles of your nails will make them stronger and healthier.
  • Always carry tampons/pads even when you’re not on your period, someone else might need them.
  • Clean out your purse!! Get rid of all that junk and you will thank yourself next time you’re looking for something.
  • Masturbate. Whenever you can, it’s rewarding and good for you. (yes girls masturbate too).
  • Always pee after sex/masturbation to help avoid getting a UTI.
  • Bio-oil is good for stretch marks (as well as loving them).
  • Save some nice underwear for yourself and just wear your dead old pants when you’re on your period.
  • Buy yourself some nice underwear/lingerie whenever you can. Make sure it’s 100% cotton though otherwise you can get a yeast infection.
  • Test yourself every once in a while for STDs. It’s necessary.
  • Carry a condom on you, it’s not just the guy’s responsibility.
  • Apply a damp tissue to blotchy, red skin after crying, it will make you look as if you haven’t been crying at all.
  • Don’t let boys ruin your day.
  • Use a paperclip to clip the back of your bra straps together to create a racerback bra.
  • Wrap a maxi pad or pantyliner around any poking underwires in your bra.
  • Wash your pillow case every 1-2 weeks to help prevent acne. 
  • Cucumbers are good for dark circles and puffy eyes just place a slice over your eyes and leave for about 15 minutes.

treat and love yourself and your body will reward you!!! 

so i was lucky enough to snag one of @projectnelm’s commission slots for one of my OC’s. can i just say that i woke up to this and CRIED? (happy tears of course)

i cannot put into words how grateful i am for getting the chance to have one of my favorite artists do a piece for me of one of my characters. it’s such an awesome feeling to see one of my beloved characters plucked out of my imagination and depicted so perfectly. 

THANK YOU ♡

Samhain (Halloween) is when the veil between the world’s is thinnest. Many use this time to communicate and honor their dead loved ones. You, however, have ended up on the wrong side of the veil.

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*heart repairing noise*

oh by the way guys! The next update will be the last part of this ‘DEAD END’ comic! Thank you so much for putting up with me! I will try my best to finish them by next week! :’DDD

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IF YOU ARE NAIVE/GULLIBLE YOU SHOULD GIVE UP ON BECOMING A SUGAR BABY

IF YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE ASKING FOR WHAT YOU + NOT APOLOGIZING 4 IT… THIS LIFE AIN’T FOR YOU

IF YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO SCREEN AND DO RESEARCH…. FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO

IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THICK SKIN THIS LIFE WILL LITERALLY CHEW YOU AND SPIT YOU THE FUCK OUT

YES IT LOOKS GLAMOROUS BUT IT’S NOT JUST BAGS AND TRIPS THIS SHIT IS DANGEROUS DO FUCKING NOT GO OUT OF THE COUNTRY OR EVEN DOWN THE STREET TO MEET A MAN WITHOUT SCREENING! YOU DON’T WANT TO END UP STRANDED, TIED UP IN SOMEBODY’S DAMN DUNGEON OR WORSE DEAD BECAUSE YOU WERE SUPER FUCKING PRESSED TO GO SEE SOME GUY!! TRUST YOUR DAMN INSTINCTS IF SOMETHING SEEMS OFF 10 TIMES OUT OF 10 IT IS!!! DO NOT GO AGAINST YOUR GUT FEELING EVER

YOU CAN DO RESEARCH FOREVER AND A DAY BUT IF IT’S NOT FOR YOU.. THEN IT WILL NEVER BE

NO MONEY, VACATION OR BAG WILL EVER BE WORTH YOUR LIFE EVER!!

IT’S OK TO JUST GO TO SCHOOL OR GET A JOB AND BE REGULAR IF YOU ARE NOT CUT OUT FOR IT… EVERYTHING AIN’T FOR EVERYBODY

IM TIRED OF SEEING NEWBIES GET TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF I JUST WANT YALL TO BE SAFE, AND SOMETIMES THAT MEANS NOT GETTING INVOLVED AND JUST BEING A SQUARE

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Kol: You’re so damn bloody reckless just listen to me sometimes before you end up dead somewhere.

Y/N: It’s a risk I’m willing to take because you mean the world to me.

KOL: Just listen to me GOD DAMMIT!

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don’t fool yourself in thinking you’re more than a man ‘cause you’ll probably end up dead

End of TWD

What if at the end of The Walking Dead, Rick was standing over the camera and said “What? You actually thought all of that was real?” And then music started playing and he smirked and said “You just got rick-rolled.” And then the screen goes dark with faint music of “Never Gonna Give You Up”.

Taehyung is the type to catch a butterfly because “look, pretty” but would forget to make holes in the jar so he just ends up showing you a dead butterfly.

Inuvember Day 9: Kagome Ships

Have I told you how much I love my girls?? I love them.

Only 4 days late and counting. Slowly making it there lol

A list of what survives in Les Mis

1. Marius (a small bean but an important one)

2. Cosette (good;she is pure)

3 The Thénardiers(gross)

4 the sewers(gross but needed?) 

5. the monarchy(🚫🆓 ew)

6. the underlying feeling that the voice of the people can be beautiful and loud and courageous but in the end will always be stomped on by ppl with the most power and the most money. you can watch les mis a thousand times but enjolras will always die and now matter how many times  you will it to change, the schoolboys always end up dead on the streets** 

7. love

8. the candlesticks (yes. beauty, grace, class, integrity, life changing)

9. probably that handsome soldier™ 

**except Marius, see number 1

Off The Hook - 1940s!Bucky Barnes x Reader (baby drabble)

Words: 100
A/n: why not


“Doll, come back!” Your boyfriend called after you as you ran around the building.

“No!” Giggling, you continued to run, “Shit.” You realized you were at a dead end.

Bucky slowly walked up to you with a smirk on his face and his hands in his pockets. “Look what we have here.”

“Bucky, please, spare me. I’m too young to die.” You began to beg.

Bucky smiled, and you really thought he was going to let you off the hook. But before you could even say another word, Bucky jumped for you and tickled you. “You’ll never get away from me!”


maybe one day ill make this into a full imagine