AND THEReS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME

a lil psa

DERMATILLOMANIA IS NOT JUST “POPPING SPOTS”. IT’S SITTING IN WEIRD, CONTORTED POSITIONS FOR HOURS SO YOU CAN PICK PARTS OF YOUR LEGS. ITS PUSHING YOURSELF CLOSER TO THE MIRROR SO YOU CAN SEE THE SPOT YOUR PICKING BETTER WITH BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN YOUR FACE. I HAVE FUCKED UP, SCARRED HANDS WITH SKIN THAT HAS GOTTEN SO THICK AND ROUGH THAT I CANT EVEN FEEL IT. TELLING ME TO JUST STOP ISNT GOING TO DO ANYTHING. I GET SO FRUSTRATED WITH MYSELF FOR PICKING BUT THERES LITERALLY NOTHING I CAN DO TO STOP IT.

ALSO, ID APPRECIATE IT IF PEOPLE WOULD STOP CALLING MY FIDGET TOYS “CANCEROUS”. THEYRE NOT. THEYRE HOW I COPE AND STOP MYSELF FROM DOING THIS DISGUSTING THING

theblazeofmemory  asked:

Jehan and Enjolras getting in fights with playground moms, like. "If he's a boy, why don't you dress him like a boy?" And Jehan just. Stares. "What exactly does a boy dress like? Because my boy dresses like that because he picks it. And if he decides to tell me he's not a boy, then, damn, I'll help them change their wardrobe, and so will their father." While Apolline is in flannel and jeans because she dresses like Grantaire, and there's nothing anyone can do to stop her.

  • Apolline wants buzz cut when she’s 6 because it looks so cool on Uncle Ferre and Uncle Ferre is so cool, so if she gets one she’ll be twice as cool!
  • While Antoine likes his soft wavy black hair, they fall in gentle curls and frame his face nicely. They’re Extra soft and smell really good after bathtime, too. Plus he looks really damn cute.
  • “Ooooohhhh what a cute little girl you have there!” “Actually, Antoine’s a boy.” “Oh, you should cut his hair then, no boy wants to be mistaken for a girl, that could scar him.” “????? I didn’t know “girl” was an insult??? Perhaps you should check in the dictionary, Marie-Louise??? Look up “guff” while you’re at it????”
  • Jehan brings baked good to the playground often, and when Suburban Moms compliment them on it they’re like “I hope you can taste the passive-aggressivity, it’s the main ingredient.”
  • “You know, I don’t think you should push your lifestyle onto your child, it’s not fair.” “Your son is wearing a “Womanizer” onesie, Sharon.”
  • Grantaire taught Apolline to respond “Whatever, Susan” whenever an adult bothered her, so picture 3 year old Apolline saying “Whatever, Susan” when told she’s not being ladylike
stood up

inspired by @jilys and @alrightpotter and everyone else who has made lovely group chat aus

this is one inspired by the prompt “i got stood up and you sat down and started talking to me who are you”


Lily Evans to Marlene McKinnon: what would u say if i broke ur heels

Marlene McKinnon: i would murder u w. Out thinkng abt it

Lily Evans: ….

Lily Evans: i broke ur heels

Lily Evans: marlene

Marlene McKinnon: blocked

*

Dorcas Meadows to diagnose me dr lily: lily

Dorcas Meadows: i have a rash on my arm lily diagnose me

Lily Evans: pneumonia

Dorcas Meadows: ???,,,,???? Its getting worse???…

Lily Evans: did u try turning it off and on again

Lily Evans: geez i m not a doctor yet

*

Marlene McKinnon to all boys r twats: dorcas i just saw snape and rosier following after lily

Marlene McKinnon: oh shIr

Marlene McKinnon: Lils

Marlene McKinnon: im coming to get u stay there


*

Lily Evans to Severus Snape: if u come near me again i will grind ur balls in a blender

Severus Snape: you know I’m right

Lily Evans: you’re a white supremacist

Lily Evans: YOU are wrong

*

Marlene McKinnon to Dorcas get me those spicy pita chips: what did snivelus say

Lily Evans: ‘’’’’im a nazi’’’’

Dorcas Meadows: rly

Lily Evans: no but basically

Lily Evans: i need booze asap

Marlene McKinnon: i got lots

Dorcas Meadows: omw

*

Dorcas Meadows to lily needs to get laid: mission imposible: how about Peter Pettigrew

Lily Evans: pass

Dorcas Meadows: u say that about everyone

Lily Evans: and

Lily Evans: i m focusing on school rn

Dorcas Meadows: do u even know who pettigrew is????,,?

Lily Evans:  y es

Marlene McKinnon: just one pls

Dorcas Meadows: lil if you go on one blind date ill take you to nandos

Lily Evans: deal

Lily Evans: but just one and not peter pettigreq

Lily Evans changed group name to i deserve better friends than these weeds

*

Lily Evans to Marlene McKinnon: where am i meeting him

Marlene McKinnon: corner of 165th by tha t pizza plce

Marlene McKinnon: he said hed b inside

Lily Evans: he better b hot

*

Marlene McKinnon to tminus 0 days until lilys date: LILY

Marlene McKinnon: I CAN’T BELIEVE HE STOOD U UP

Marlene McKinnon: IM SO SORRY

Marlene McKinnon: EVANS

*

Lily Evans to blondie + inferiors with rat nests: marlene he was rly hot ur the best

Lily Evans:  wait what

Dorcas Meadows: ?,,,,,,,???

Lily Evans: he stood me up?

Lily Evans: then who was i with last night

Lily Evans: Marlene McKinnon get ur butt over here with the nandos
Marlene McKinnon: it’s 3am lily why did u just get back ;)))))

*

Lily Evans to James Potter: who r u rly

James Potter: oops

Lily Evans: r u actly james ?

James Potter: yeah srry i didnt know what to say u just kind of sat down

Lily Evans: ?? I was there first twat

James Potter: u were rly cute

James Potter: what cna i say

Lily Evans: so u just sat down with a random stranger and pretended to know me

James Potter: yes ?

*

Lily Evans sent a picture to group: what Do I dO

Marlene McKinnon: James Potter SAT NEXT TO YOU?

Dorcas Meadows: the CUTEST guy at on campus???

Marlene McKinnon: to clarify

Marlene McKinnon: the star football player who also happens to be v hot and buff sat next to u bc u were cute??

Lily Evans: i got stood up and i guess i didnt know who he was

Lily Evans: he was a little concieted

Lily Evans: and not that hot

Dorcas Meadows: ur in denial

Marlene McKinnon: ur name together is lames

Lily Evans: …..

Dorcas Meadows: so what happened after the date

Marlene McKinnon: u didn’t come back until late late

Lily Evans: ..nothing

*

Sirius Black to Remus Lupin: whats wrong with james

Remus Lupin: he went on a date with Lily Evans

Sirius Black: the redhead in his calc class

Remus Lupin: yeah

Sirius Black: oh

Sirius Black: he’s in a daze and wont move

Remus Lupin: tell him theres a spider on his bed

Sirius Black: he didn’t move

Remus Lupin: woW

Sirius Black: im calling 911

Remus Lupin: nO

Peter Pettigrew: too late

*

Marlene McKinnon to Sirius Black: theyre the worst

Sirius Black: tell lily to meet u at the library

Sirius Black: ill get james to go to

Sirius Black: also how did u get this #

Marlene McKinnon: it wastn that hard

 *

Sirius Black to James Potter: meet me at hte library in 10

James Potter: u never study

James Potter: r u trying to set me up again with evans

Sirius Black: no ?

James Potter: wanker

James Potter: leaving now

*

Lily Evans to James Potter: im not good enough to be a doctor

Lily Evans: i just got fired from the pizza parlor

James Potter: yike what happened

Lily Evans: fell asleep during my break n missed my shift

James Potter: im coming with nandos

Lily Evans: im in the tesco parking lot

James Potter: np

*

Lily Evans to James Potter: ur gonna crush it today!!

James Potter: are u coming

Lily Evans: ofc

*

Marlene McKinnon to lily ate the chocholate and deserves disembowlment: lily and james just hugged after he won the cup and

Sirius Black: most sexually charged hug i’ve ever seen

Remus Lupin: is that an apostrophe

Sirius Black: there are more important things to worry about right now

Peter Pettigrew: who put Marlene on this chat

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Lily Evans to We”RE OUT OF CHOCOCLATE: so

Lily Evans: theres this guy who is hot and toned

Lily Evans: and also happens to be mischevious and smart and is good at literally everything

Lily Evans: but also has a big head and generous and super rich

Lily Evans: and i cant tell if i hate him or like him

Dorcas Meadows: r u kidding me lily

Marlene McKinnon: a match made in heaven

Lily Evans: i cant TELL

Marlene McKinnon: im texting him right now

Lily Evans: NO DONT

Lily Evans: mar i will kill you im not even sure yet

Lily Evans: some people said i just want him as my sugar daddy

Marlene McKinnon: who said that

Dorcas Meadows: snape

Marlene McKinnon: he’s an asshat don’t listen to him

Lily Evans: but what if potter just leaves

Lily Evans: there are way better girls for him

Lily Evans: ones his parents would approve of

Dorcas Meadows: thats bs and u know it

Marlene McKinnon: ^

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Lily Evan’s Notes: u just do everything perfectly theres nothing you could do wrong and its unfair and you have perfect messy hair thats so beautiful and i could stare at the stars for hours with you just because nothing can stop you and u want to learn everything like i do and your the only person i can call at 2am without worrying and your tall and i think im in love

*

James Potter to Lily Evans: sitting on third floor by statue of humphrey

Lily Evans: can you pick me up

James Potter: we have a quiz in five mins

Lily Evans: its important

James Potter: ill b right there

*

Sirius Black to twats + grammer twat: LAMES HAPPEND

Sirius Black changed group chat name to LAMES: THIRE SNOGGING IN TH PARKIING LOT

Remus Lupin: IM COMING
Marlene McKinnon: freaking adorable

James Potter: twat

Lily Evans: shut up black

If dinner is what you want, then I can provide. And I can take you wherever you’d like to go. I can especially take you to the places that you DON’T want to go. It’s exciting… knowing that there are endless… possibilities waiting for you.
I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING.
I’ve been waiting a long time to get some… personal time between us.
THERES NOTHING YOU OR HE CAN DO TO STOP ME.
So, now that we’re here together, we can really get to know each other. You just need to let me in.
It’s as simple as that.
—  Darkiplier

How you powergame: I have +55 to sneak because I took all these feats from various homebrews and third party books. If you don’t let me play this character then you don’t care about player agency and you’re a shitty dm

How I powergame: There’s literally nothing in the rules that says I have to wear shoes with plate armor and theres nothing you can do to stop me from walking around barefoot

  • xe'ra: illidan stormrage is the child of light and shadow
  • anduin wrynn: that's bullshit this whole thing is bullshit that's a scam fuck the church here's 95 reasons why
angst sentence starters yay
  • i have used my satan powers to make another one of these, angst list 2.0
  • "You're not welcome here anymore."
  • "Could you tell the truth for once?"
  • "Don't touch me!"
  • "I've always hated you."
  • "Don't go where I can't follow."
  • "N-no... anything b-but that... p-please..."
  • "You sicken me."
  • "Why should I believe you?"
  • "You're a monster!"
  • "If you beg I might have mercy on you."
  • "I will kill you slowly and laugh as I watch the light leave your eyes."
  • "I thought you loved me."
  • "Why should I care about you?"
  • "Get away from me!"
  • "I have three months to live."
  • "I don't need your pity."
  • "No... No! NO! STOP!"
  • "I will cut you to pieces bit by bit until there's nothing left."
  • "Go ahead and cry, see if I care."
  • "I'm dying."
  • "You have two months to live."
  • "You don't love me."
  • "Don't think you can escape me."
  • "The buyers will go crazy over you."
  • "I will kill your family and make you watch."
  • "How could anyone love a monster like me?"
  • "Are you drunk again?"
  • "Don't shoot!"
  • "What am I living for anymore?"
  • "I can't... not anymore..."
  • "Pick a god and pray."
  • "Don't bother screaming, no one can hear you."
  • "I will do anything for you."
  • "You killed my family."
  • "It's all your fault."
  • "Disgusting."
  • "Don't forget that I own you."
  • "I can't breathe."
  • "You've been crying haven't you?"
  • "Who could ever love a monster like you?"
  • "I will bring you unimaginable pain until death comes as a blessing."
  • "Let's see... boiling water or red hot iron next..."
  • "Why didn't you tell me about this?"
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I’ve been meaning to post these trans Nick Wilde sketches, they’re so old! Like I drew them almost immediately after I watched Zootopia the first time. >:O

He’s got a full torso binder cause y’know. Foxes have like six boobies. He’s gotta feel COMFY and the only person that currently knows about it is Finnick.

Eventually (ofc) Judy finds out and, similar to the movie, is stating facts like “We need to tell everyone on the force, it’s really important for other people to know because of your health, and I’m sure they’ll be happy for you like I am! We can even raise money to help with medicine or surgery or…” while Nick’s like “MMMMM It’s not that simple, Judy and you’re kind of assuming the best in everyone aga-are you even listening to me? You’re talking over me, I know you’re trying to do a good but you are doing a bad. Judy I’m kind of panicking right now.”

*Grabs chest* I just have a lot of feelings for trans Nick. He’s very important to me.

anonymous asked:

Cas is about to do something stupid - he's gonna go after Lucifer again. There's nothing that Dean or Sam can do or say that all stop him; they gave up trying after a while. They're about to part, and Dean pulls Cas to the side. He takes off his ring, holds it out, grabs Cas' hand and places it on his finger. When he inevitably receives the head tilt, he replies "I'll be waiting for you. So when you're about to get yourself killed, think of me" and Sam is freaking out in the background

Originally posted by all-you-need-is-spn