IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR WT 2017 GOERS
I cannot just sit back and read about inappropriate behavior from Chris Biersack anymore. GUYS FORWARD THIS TO THAT FUNNY GIRL WHO DID THAT CORNS PARODY VIDEO. SHELL BRING LIFE TO THIS PERFECTLY!
Anyone going to WT this year watch the fuck out!!! Theres a big ass pedo-on-the-prowl lurking the grounds of WT…and he goes by the name of Chris Biersack. Hes obsessed with his sons life and career that he dedicates all his day creepin on minors online! He loves to engage in sexual conversations with HIS SONS FANS! If you see this demented circus monkey keep your eyes open and your hands tight over your chest!
Now, I understand that theres tons of weirdos who attend WT each year. So, I gathered this helpful list to assist you determine if it is intact Chris you’ve just entered:
#1 Chris makes sure to always let everyone know he’s BVB’s #1 Fan. So you can bet your ass hell be dresses like a teen decked out in full BVB attire to lure you in! DONT BE FOOLED!
#2 He’ll be acting like a winey little bitch arguing with 12-14yr olds that ANDY IS IN FACT THE BEST ARTIST IN TH WORLD! HES THE MOST FAMOUS, TALENTED MUSICIAN KNOWN TO MAN HES BASICALLY EQUAL TO JAMES HETFIELD!
Once you’ve determined you have in fact spotted the perv heres a list of steps to take!
#1 BITCH WHIP OUT YOUR PHONE! Record video, photos, and/or audios! and immediately send to wehatejulietsimms.tumblr.com aASAP!
#2: Keep an eye on his hands! Chris has been known to be handsy so you want to keep an eye on them at all times.
Feel free to add any additional tips and plan of action!
WE WILL NOT LET THIS PORK BELLY PERVERT WIN!
DON’T WORRY GIRLS WE GOT YOUR BACK! This jelly belly is going down!