AND THEN THAT MOTHERFUCKER COMES AND SAYS THAT

anonymous asked:

what did squidward say when spongebob knocked on his door at 3am? "Bitch I swear to fucking god if u knock on my door again I will shove it up ur yellow ass u piece of cheese, no one likes u ur fat and Patrick is dumb af gurl u need to get ur life together honey or I will come and beat ur ass. u better run bitch like a fucking sea lion bc I'm coming for u, my tentacles are faster than ur bitch ass skinny twig legs motherfucker"

I love this so much

Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio Jr (WCW Halloween Havoc - 10/26/97)

This is Eddie’s WCW cruiserweight title vs Rey Mysterio Jr’s mask. Guerrero had become a total motherfucker after coming to WCW as a vanilla babyface, but then he leaned up to accentuate evil muscles, wet his hair, stopped wearing a singlet top, and became the true Eddie Guerrero, a mean son of a bitch and generally despicable human being. Rey was the little superhero of the division, which he had been since coming in.

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The words gave her a chill, as they always did. The Stark words. Every noble house had its words. Family mottoes, touchstones, prayers of sorts, they boasted of honor and glory, promised loyalty and truth, swore faith and courage. All but the Starks. Winter is coming, said the Stark words. Not for the first time, she reflected on what a strange people these northerners were.

tell me where it says: “the starks are well-intentioned but bumbling.”

tell me where it says: “the starks are good people.”

tell me where it says: “the starks are too honorable for their own good.”

these motherfuckers will kill you and smear your blood on a tree if it means protecting their people from encroaching forces–winter, evil, opposing armies (sometimes all three).

“winter is coming” means they are prepared to do what is necessary to survive.  it means they are prepared for the worst.  

so when i see buzzfeed-esque quizzes where the stark result looks like this:

“The good news is, you’re a thoroughly decent human being. The bad news is, that is a very dangerous thing to be in Westeros. You are loyal, dutiful, and generally ill at ease among the toxic politics of King’s Landing. Either buckle down and learn to play the game, or get the hell out into more hospitable environments. The North may be freezing, but it also has notably less backstabbing which, bless your little heart, is not exactly your strong suit.”

YOU ARE NOT DESCRIBING A HOUSE THAT SURVIVED 8000 YEARS OF WINTER AND DRAGONS AND GIANT ICE SPIDERS AND SOUTHRON CULTURE.  you are describing ned stark.  the least starkly stark who ever starked across the pages of ice and fire. the end.

Do you think that the Barton family ever has to deal with like, tropey fic things? Like one day Natasha comes up to the farm and Laura is all ‘Is Clint lying on the back seat with 3 broken ribs and a concussion again?’ and she’s like: No, no. He’s fine! He’s just a dog for another week!

And Laura is all: sigh, motherfucking SHIELD, fine, he can help herd the neighbours sheep or something.

And then Natasha opens the door and she can’t stop laughing because her husband isn’t only a dog, he’s a CORGI. A TINY CORGI. And he looks at her all offended with his tiny corgi face and she laughs some more but also pets him.

And the kids are like: YAY PUPPY and Cooper is all: dad why couldn’t you turn into a cooler dog and Lila says she’ll braid him a collar so nobody will think he’s lost.

And Dog Dad helps check under the bed and in the closet for monsters and does his little patrol around the farm in the evening like he does every evening, only from a much lower point of view. And at night, once Laura is done laughing at him for being so short, she builds him a ramp up to the bed with books and a stepstool so he can curl up on the bed with her.

the signs as ozzy osbourne quotes

Aries: Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus
Taurus: What’s going on here? Who? What? Who’s this? What?
Gemini: Sharon! 
Cancer: I love you all. I love you more than life itself. But you’re all fucking mad!
Leo:  Who pissed!!? Who pissed on my fucking carpet!?! That bastard fucking dog man. I’m going to throw you in the pool! It’s a fucking terrorist man! It’s fucking part of Bin Laden’s gang!
Virgo: All you’ve got to say is “fuck off” when the vagina doctor calls
Libra: Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
Scorpio: I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Sagittaurus: Come on puss. You fucking dumb shit motherfucker.
Capricorn:  I like the smell of armits in the morning. It’s like victory.
Aquarius:  No, don’t you start fucking singing, the fucking birds will die.
Pisces: You fucking asshole ocean!

Being a fan doesn’t mean defending Eminem against every single negative thing that is said about him. It doesn’t mean walking around with your middle fingers up in the air 24/7. It doesn’t mean throwing harsh words at people who don’t put him on the same pedestal as you do. It doesn’t mean standing behind every single fucked up thing that comes out of his mouth.

It means putting on your headphones and turning the volume up, and drowning out every motherfucker who tells you that you aren’t good enough to be who you want to be or to do what you want to do. It means listening to his music and using his story as the fuel to your own fire that you use to light your way and guide you through whatever darkness you are facing. It means finding the courage to believe in yourself and say what you feel needs to be said, and believing in yourself enough to know that you are worth listening to and that you will be heard by someone. It means setting fire to the black and white boarders and beliefs of a conservative society and creating something beautiful and new and worth fighting for from the shades of gray in the ashes. It means learning the power that words hold, whether they came out of your mouth or his. It means using your brain. IT MEANS LEARNING FROM HIS MISTAKES, NOT REPEATING THEM. It means acknowledging the terrible things that he has said in the past, but not defining him by them because he has acknowledged and learned from them. It mean sharing your stories of how he saved your life, or changed your perspective, or made you a better person. It means attempting to eliminate the ignorance among some of the people who misinterpret his lyrics, but knowing when to smile with your tongue in your cheek and walk away from the people who don’t care enough to take a second listen. It means allowing yourself to grow up right along side him, and let go of the things that just don’t matter anymore. It means respecting yourself and him enough to know that you don’t have to justify your playlist to anyone. It means knowing where you stand, but keeping an open mind and admitting when you were wrong or might have stood a little too proudly in the wrong spot. It means picking your battles very wisely, but fighting them to the death. But most importantly, it means giving the same respect that you demand. It means not judging someone who changes the station every time an Eminem song comes on the radio any more than YOU would want to be judged for turning the volume up full notch. Promote what you love, share the positive impact that Eminem has had on your life, but don’t waste a damn thing on the people who put every ounce of their energy in to trying to bring you down with their hatred of him. They don’t get it. But you know what? That is okay, because WE DO.

anonymous asked:

Thank you, I appreciate that:) You said that I should appreciate your culture not appropriate, what do you mean by that? (Sorry if I sound dumb)

you dont sound dumb! now knowing and being dumb are two different things, learn to not mix these up also! 

okay so cultural appropriation is ‘adopting’ (the nice way to say it) its stealing    –lets be frank– elements from one culture and introducing to another. This can come in many forms. One of the most popular ones is for fashion. That wired sensation of constant internalised need to be trendy and ‘ up to date with fashion’ plays a role in it two. I cave an earlier example before but ill collate another. So ive been seeing these so called ‘afghan’ inspired  necklaces.. like this bitch here: 

or binidi’s or culturally inspired facial drawing like these:

These examples plays evidence to the fact that these motherfuckers here think its A Okay to delve into other ethnics cultures and steal elements they find ‘pretty’ and claim it as a fashion trend to which leads them to making financial and social profit. Financial meaning they make money from it and social referring to the fact people will gain the idea they are fashionable and ‘trendy’; when really they aint shit. 


Now cultural appreciation is the admiration one practises from the outside. Example appreciate the amazingness of a house from the outside, dont go barging in without being invited take the most precious elements to claim it as yours. You can state how beautiful the house is through admiration and respect without actually needing to go inside and inspect as to how and why that house is so beautiful and yours isnt? you know?? 

anonymous asked:

Where did the "flower sniffin, kitty pettin, baby kissin, corporate rock whores" saying come from? Thanks :)

the original saying was “Fudge packing, crack smoking, satan worshipping, motherfuckers”

which was fine with SubPop.   but Geffen suits about lost their minds….

beings kurt came up with the saying,  he complied and came up with

“flower sniffin, corporate rock whores”………I doubt Geffen liked that better, but went with it.

anonymous asked:

FUCK i hadnt cried for ALL OF DROPLETS until chapter motherfucking 21 when céline says that she'd go through it all again bc jean was the best thing to happen to her 😭😭 why you gotta do me like that i was just all smiley and happy from the fluff and now its 3 am and i can't stop these tears

céline ain’t done pulling on yo heartstrings yet … believe me friends … she’s got some big emotional stuff still to come >:^D but complex and heartfelt mother-son relationships are my j-j-j-jAM. céline is probably one of my original characters that i’m most proud of … ever … like, beyond even droplets. ever ever. what she’s developed into surpassed every hope i ever had for her. she’s gr8 and her love for jean is probably even more gr8

I HAVE DIED AND GONE TO KICKASS HEAVEN

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BOYS AND GIRLS (I’m on tumblr, so I may as well be inclusive, others too) DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE?

THIS MY FRIENDS IS SOMETHING I JUST DISCOVERED, A PIECE OF MAGIC KNOWN AS MOTHERFUCKING FLCL.

Now, you may be asking yourself why I’m so excited by this animation, and it’s hard to say. It just feels right. The show has a warm radiance coming off of it it, it feels like youth. It’s the type of thing which grabbed me when I first delved into the world of anime. It’s glorious. 

It has this type of pizaz which is held by very few shows, Black Lagoon, Cowboy Bebop, and oh my word, that music. THAT MUSIC!

I have not seen anything like this in a long time. I miss this. It has this 90′s feel which is unimaginably vibrant (it came out in 2000 but whatever). It feels like something from old-school MTV, it feels like art.

The show is very short though, only six episodes, but I think that is wonderful. Why drag out a good thing? Hit fast and hit hard! Leave a scar people are sure to remember!

anonymous asked:

The danny phantom is trans post needs proof ... because trans kids need to be directly represented instead of just vaguely alluded to in a metaphor. In short, we need to make better cartoons, ones that come out and say "this kid is trans, this is what he deals with AND he's a half-ghost superhero, motherfuckers" instead of making vague, open-ended shit that allows cis/anti-trans people to keep acting like it isn't there.

yeah we need direct representation but its a headcanon to try and create representation for myself that a lot of people are telling me i need proof for. those people treat being cis as though it were a default. im not the one to blame for shitty media, cis media creators are.

WHEN YOUR THEORY COMES TRUE

I have been saying, from the moment he got “arrested”, that at the end of the night Dean was most likely get out of the jail and hijack a police vehicle to drive right into that arena and sign that motherfucking contract. AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT WENT DOWN, WITH THE HELP OF ROMAN.

AWWWW YEAH, BABY, SETH ROLLINS IS GETTIN’ HIS ASS KICKED SUNDAY!

giraffessayrawr asked:

ship meme GRILLEMS tho

OK I’m really not a sexual person but I seem to have found inspiration in Grillems - hope I didn’t disappoint :) 

Who is louder? James motherfucking Willems. He will literally not shut up, and the neighbors would complain but they’re Bruce’s old lady friends and they’ll always just wink at Bruce in the hall after a particularly wild night. Bruce is almost completely silent, but sometimes Bruce will softly grunt when he comes. James is in love with that sound. 

Who is more experimental? James, surprising to no one. What is surprising is that he’ll actually get embarrassed when he brings up ideas to Bruce. Bruce is so distracted by James’s adorable blush and body language that he automatically agrees to anything he says. James forces him to have an actual conversation about it. 

Who takes more risks? James - he’s spontaneous about it, which leads to the only times Bruce will speak up during sex. “Are you sure you’re okay with this?” “It’s my idea, Bruce!” “Okay. Just tell me if you want to stop.” “I’m gonna fuckin stop if you keep asking me!” 

Lights on or off? It’s a mix - neither of them really care, but they end up on most of the time. James loves positions where he can watch Bruce’s face while they have sex. Bruce is constantly aware that James has the body and face of a Greek god. Once just looking into James’s eyes after sex got Bruce hard again. It was a magical moment. 

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? James. He’s the most sexual person Bruce has ever met, and even when they’re having sex more than once a day, every day, he’ll walk in on James jerkin’ it. “Jesus James!” “Oh Bruce! Come join me!” James feels no shame about it. 

Who comes first? Bruce, even though he’s all about James coming. He’s never let James go unsatisfied, not that it’s usually a problem. 

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? This works out perfectly because James likes to give head and Bruce likes to receive it, and they’re both uncomfortable enough with the reverse that they’ve never even tried it.

Who is more submissive? James. It surprises Bruce the first time they have sex, because of James’s personality and how he crawls all over Bruce when they make out. James loves to just be ravished in bed, and Bruce will come first because he gets off on James’s pleasure. Sometimes just thinking about James panting and begging “uh- Bruce please,” will give Bruce an uncomfortable boner at work. 

Who usually initiates things? James always has to. Bruce will never initiate sex is because once in a while James will go through an endorphin crash and Bruce feels really guilty, but he feels better knowing that James wants it and had some control.  

Who is more sensitive? Bruce is typically not, but once in a while James will discover something that drives Bruce absolutely nuts. Bruce goes to the moon when James kisses his earlobes. James is more sensitive - get him at the right time, and every inch of his body is an erogenous zone.

i’m going home for a few days with my good friend phedra - been talking to my gramma to sort it out. i’m finally seeing my doctor and spending some time with my family (my chickens at my mother’s). i was really looking forward to it despite my mother not getting back to me even when she messages me first (cause why would she bother checking for a response?). suddenly i get an email from her the night before i’m coming down saying she doesn’t know when i’m coming or what’s going on but how we should sort shit out so it’s not stressful for either of us even though the trip is already worked out. she last messaged me over facebook so i’d been messaging her there but it doesn’t.. matter to her. somehow, just somehow (even though she has to stand at one point outside to apparently get the internet working) she emailed me again this morning to tell me not to ‘freak out’. after motherfucking everything she is telling me not to freak out.

i am going to need every ounce of positive energy and magic from my loved ones (you reading this) to get through the next few days. i think i underestimated what this trip would be and am going to be struggling.

airportsweater asked:

I'm black and I personally don't think the cast of Finding Carter is casted racist. I only say this because be honest, how many motherfucking black people you knw that den got kidnapped & returned to their families ? lol. I really don't consider it a racist show at all, they treat the black girl equally and shes even rich, come on...how often do we see a black person on Tv not in jail or used as a stereotype ?

I didn’t even mean it was racist because there isn’t a black main character. I’m saying it’s casted racist because there’s literally one black person in the whole show. It only revolves around white people and had maybe 3 scenes tops bout the black girl. They could’ve tried a little harder to be diverse. They could’ve hired more than one person of color.

khemical-kitten asked:

If you don't like people calling themselves 'special snowflakes' & believe that their preferred terms of sexual identification are ridiculous & fake, then avoid the tags, ignore the posts, & stop hating on something that doesn't harm you in any way.

Currently not in the mood for this go fuck yourself fucking cunty twat this is my fucking blog and can say whatever the fuck I want to okay? Don’t fucking tell me what I can and can’t post or say or tag leave my shit alone. Don’t come to my fucking inbox and say this shit about my posts guess what motherfucker? ICAN DO AND THINK AS I FUCKING PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN’T DO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT LITTLE BITCH OKAY? Not on the fucking mood as I fucking said you piece of fucking shit
Don’t like my response? Anyone don’t like it? Oh fucking well boo hoo tumblr is upset what’s fuckin new you fucktards fuck off and unfollow me dumb fucking fags