AND JUST WATCHES THEM TO MAKE FUN OF THEM

RebelCaptain first kiss - a shitty headcanon by yours truly

SOOOOO I saw this on my dash that someone needed to write a first kiss headcanon, so here’s this bullshit, hope u like it (if not, fuck you… jk I had fun writing it anyhow)

-        That Stardust girl, the Captain and his endearing metal pet make it off Scarif by some sleight of hand —the pilot and their Space Dads didn’t, but they are v happy being one with the force and watching over their besties

-        Deep down, I want to believe the elevator kiss ™ is canon, but for all intents and purposes, it’s not

-        They wouldn’t just kiss when they got back to Yavin 4… no, something would have to push them to kiss, just as something had to push them to hold each other at the end of RO

-        It would be on a mission several months after their hellish beachcation

-        Jyn notices more often than not that instead of looking directly into her eyes, or her forehead or even off to the side when speaking to her like a normal fucking human being, Cassian has been staring straight at her mouth absentmindedly

-        This behavior humors her, even intrigues her but she really does want him to make the first move; she’s more sentimental/conservative than she would ever let him or anyone else know

-        Also during her formative years on Vallt, she always saw Galen hold doors for her mum, pull out her chair… he was a real gentleman, so Cassian should follow suit, right?

-        WRONG. IT’S BEEN MONTHS, GUISE, SINCE FUCKING SCARIF AND NOTHING HAS HAPPENED. She’s gotten v impatient and Cassian is more than frustrated with himself because he’s fucked two chicks before and that wasn’t hard (he’d never tell you, but one was a prostitute on Couruscant and the only person who knows that is Draven, who subtly mocks him for it)

-        Essentially, he’s come to realize he’s never really kissed a girl first before taking her shirt off; I mean, once on your home world of Fest at age twelve with your neighbor’s daughter doesn’t really count

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honestly thank god for monster factory? ive never felt Uncomfortable watching them, like, they don’t make shitty mean jokes. they treat their female creations just like everything else they make.

like in the blade & soul episode, when they found the class of character that was obviously supposed to pander to loli? they immediately showed their disgust and went about transfiguring it into a nasty little rat baby. which is basically what it was anyway.

no sexualized comments or jokes. just them wiggling around jaw bones and making weird plotlines. idk it’s very refreshing and genuinely fun to watch - no need to grin and bear it with a lot of other channels. thanks mcelroy brothers and christopher christopher christopher christopher

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Yes dude, we ship them because Tom’s a guy and it’s gay, not because….

1. They have chemistry

2.  They have ROMANTIC chemistry

3. Marco is the only character who so far knows how to properly handle Tom’s emotions and issues. And his only real supporting friend.

4. They have shared interests and problems.

 5. They sang a dang romantic duet together.

6. One literally raised the dead for the other just to make them happy.

7. Their dynamic is highly interesting and their interactions are fun to watch.

8. The show actually makes these weird hints of a romance between them.

9. THIS, JUST THIS

and 10. THEY HAVE 2  EPISODES TOGETHER, AND ONE WAS AN ENTIRE EPISODE CENTERED AROUND THEIR RELATIONSHIP. 

They have a building relationship that the show took time on, they didn’t just become friends right off the bat,  which means it’ll come into play in the future with more episodes.

and that’s without mentioning the fact that gay couples have kissed on this show and that the crew likes this ship as well.


Yes dude, you really nailed us tomco shippers down. -_-

If you wish to respect us for our ship, then calling our ship “Bad” and making assumptions as to why we ship it is not the right way of doing it. 

If you wanna know why someone ships something, you ask them, you don’t assume anything.

Love potions but like nothing happens

♡Don’t imagine Keith or Lance accidentally drinking a love portion
♡They don’t know it’s a love potion just a tasty drink
♡Shiro rushes over to tell them but is stopped by the fact that neither of them are really reacting? ??
♡they look to be fine? Pidge what the heck u said they both just took a super strong love potion that would have them heads-over-heals for each other????
♡they. .. did ??? They should be smitten as kittens right now? ??
♡they decide to step back and just watch the two for side effect
♡they wouldn’t let their teammates suffer under the lack of control of a love potion but… if it was a dud or something???
♡then no need to worry them right?
♡so the days go on and. ..
♡nothing
♡the Red and Blue paladins argue, bicker, make fun, and spar with eachother as they do everyday
♡pidge and Hunk keep a close eye on them tho
♡"so like??? Did the potion not work???“
♡"or maybe they already???”
♡"omg"
♡"they already like eachoth–!“ Pidge has to practically climb Hunk to throw a hand over his mouth so Lance and Keith don’t hear him
♡this was in fact not needed as it seemed the Red and Blue paladins where completely 100% focused
♡on eachother
♡the day comes to an end along with the timer pidge set for how long the potion would last and…
♡nothing changed
♡and nothing happened

anonymous asked:

Dude, requests are back up, awesome! How about DAI companions + Krem de la creme reacting to the inquisitor being one of the last avian folk?(Like, they have big ass wings, so they always wear an even bigger cloak to hide them, and during battle somehow, they end up losing the cloak? They can legit fly with them)

Cassandra: She stares and stares before angrily demanding to know why they hid this from her. They sheepishly explain their situation, and she calms down, but it doesn’t change the fact they hid it. When she eventually gets over it, she sometimes just sits and watches them fly around (which they do for fun; they’re actually sort of relieved to be revealed for this reason). It makes her nervous, at first, worrying they’ll suddenly drop, but she’s awed by how agile and graceful they are in the sky. Once or twice, they have to pick her up and drop her somewhere else, and it makes her nervous every time they pick her up, and she hates how helpless she feels suspended in the air. If Romanced: Sometimes he takes her flying for no reason other than a good time. She likes it significantly more than non-romanced flying. Eventually, they’ll land, and have a quiet, serene place to sit together while she listens to him recite poetry.

Blackwall: He stares. That’s all he can do as he gawks with a slack jaw for a long time. He has no words– trying for speech just results in helpless sputtering. The man stands aside as the others fuss and try to make sense of the situation, and speaks last. He gets over it, though, once he hears the story, and doesn’t mind at all. “They’re like a pair of griffon wings,” he admires, “powerful and fast.” If the Herald can lift him up, it makes him supremely uncomfortable the first time they take him into the sky, but he finds that he thinks it’s fun. If Romanced: He regularly compliments her on how beautiful her wings are, and he tries to help itch and clean the spots she can’t reach easily. He brings her flowers that grow all the way up on a mountainside, and she gently teases him and says she could just fly him up there. “No, my lady,” he refuses, “it’s not the same if all the work’s taken out of it. You shouldn’t waste your time helping me get you flowers; let me do the work.”

Iron Bull: After getting past the initial shock, he’s utterly green with envy. It looks like SO MUCH FUN, taking off like a dragon to the skies. The Herald tries to pick him up (to no avail, he’s too heavy) to give him the experience of flying, so he takes it upon himself to make them stronger and faster, so they can. Push-ups with wings, laps around Skyhold, timing their speed of flight, you name it. “Just wait. You’ll go back to your people and fly circles around them! When you can finally lift me up, you can air-drop me on the enemies for an attack from above! It’s gonna be great!” If romanced: Hot. He’s 100% into this. He snickers if any feathers get ruffled or fall off after sex. “Did I ruffle your feathers, Kadan?” he teases, and he just laughs as they slap him with a wing. He ties one of the feathers that fall off to the dragontooth necklace, as long as they don’t mind.

Sera: She’s freaked out and utterly shocked. She has no idea how to react, so she just stares for a long time, sputtering helplessly. She feels bad later at how upset they seemed at her facial expression. “Aw, shite… well, your feathery ass is welcome here, alright?” she reassures. She likes tossing things at them when they’re flying to see if they can catch it, and it becomes a sort of game/exercise routine. She also talks them into using their wings to prank others. She screams the first time they pick her up and take her into the sky, but soon she realizes she likes it, so long as she trusts the Herald. Sometimes she’ll ask to be taken with them, because she thinks it’s exhilarating– and a few times, shoots arrows at people from above while the Herald carries her. “Death from above! Arrows from the sky! I even have a source of feathers for fletching at any moment! Hah!” A few times, if she needs them, she’ll just pluck a feather clean off if there’s none lying around, and sticks her tongue out as the Herald protests. “What? You still got a lot of ‘em. Your wings are huge!” Also jokingly refers to wings/feathers sticking out as “wingboners.” If Romanced: She likes tickling her wings and playing with her feathers, and sleeping under a wing when they’re in bed together. “They’re soft. And fuzzy. And cute.” she gushes. She also learns how to preen the feathers, and takes to doing so regularly out of affection, at least in the areas her girlfriend can’t reach with ease. She typically finishes it off by taking a feather or two that falls off to keep for herself.

Varric: “Holy Mother of Andraste’s ass.” he breathes, taking it all in. He comes around quickly, though, and asks a lot of questions– though few on anatomy, unlike Dorian, and more on who they are, where they come from, and about their people. He’s fascinated, and taking notes. Sometimes when he’s out of writing quills, he wryly asks them if he can take one of theirs– or may just take one if they drop off from time-to-time. He’s not a fan of going into the sky, at all. “You know, I like the idea of getting as far away from the Stone as possible,” he says nervously as he looks down at the world below, “but this is a bit too far. Dwarves don’t fly.”

Cole: He knew, and he doesn’t mind in the least. “I am sorry. The others know, and they want to help. They don’t mind the wings.” He also comments that the others are happy while watching the Herald fly, and the Inquisitor takes to doing small shows on a regular basis for the crowd at Skyhold, which always draws large numbers. Everyone is cheered by the amazing sight of them in the sky, and morale goes up. People start sitting and waiting for hours before the show starts. Cole smiles– they helped.

Dorian: About five million questions start flying from his lips as soon as he’s out of the initial shock. How fast can you fly? How many feathers do you have? What’s the bone structure of your wings? Can you stick one straight out so I can measure how long it is? Where are your people from? Why are you the only one out here? It makes them more than a little uncomfortable, and he feels bad when he realizes how uncomfortable they are. “Oh.” he says, suddenly quiet. “I… I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to… if you need to talk, let me know?” He loves watching them soar through the sky, and he takes notes as he watches. He considers them and their wings utterly beautiful, and he feels honored to know them and witness their flight. He does not particularly care for going in the air, though, citing a sudden fear of extreme heights as he clings to the Herald, trying desperately to not look down. If Romanced: He loves preening his lover’s feathers, because it’s hard for them to reach behind and get them clean. He finishes it all with a kiss. He feels so safe under his boyfriend’s wings as they lay together, and he silently smirks as he imagines his father’s reaction to seeing his boyfriend.

Vivienne: She has to work to hide her complete and utter shock, and briefly scolds the Herald for not telling her before. When they’re comfortable, she examines their wings in detail. She figures out a grooming regimen. “Darling, everyone knows what you are now– there’s no point in hiding your wings any longer.” She smiles. “So use them. Preen them. Take the time and effort to make them presentable. You will be imposing, awe-inspiring, beautiful, majestic, and everyone will know it with a single glance.” She introduces them to her tailor, who manages to make them outfits that accommodate the wings– even accentuate them. Vivienne does not like being taken into the sky, but tolerates it if necessary in combat.

Solas: Their people were known to the ancient Elvhen, but their numbers were in slow decline– he’s honestly surprised that there’s any still around at all. He’s sympathetic to them, and surprises them by being the least shocked of any of the party members. He claims that he has seen their people before in the Fade, and suddenly the other party members are coming to him, asking for information. When he shakes them off, he mentions to the Herald that they shouldn’t hide their wings, for they are beautiful and proof of their ancient people. He asks them a lot of questions about the current state of their race, about their society, which befuddles the Herald. He doesn’t seem to mind being lifted into the air, if need be, and may even ask the Herald to carry him to places inaccessible by walking alone. If Romanced: They spend dates just finding places that only winged creatures can reach, and they look over the world together. They slumber and see memories previous unexplored by the remote location, and Solas feels genuine happiness that someone can understand the value of unexplored dreams. “Thank you, ma vhenan. Thank you…”

Cullen: He just sighs. Somehow this doesn’t even shock him. Maybe he’s seen too much. He’s a bit frustrated that they didn’t tell him to begin with, but lets it go readily. He asks if they know any others of their kind who would be interested in joining the Inquisition– flying soldiers would be excellent– and finds himself bewildered as they tell him that the vast majority of their people are shy and mistrustful of land-dwellers. He apologizes, and does not press the matter further. He enjoys watching them fly, and compliments them on their ability, but absolutely hates being taken off the ground and into the sky in any circumstances. If Romanced: He’s somewhat more tolerant of being taken into the sky, but he still doesn’t like it. Sometimes when he’s having bad dreams, he awakens as one of her wings gently folds over him, covering him softly, affectionately, and his heart rate slows. He’s safe, and she loves him, and he feels it. He goes back to sleep in peace, happy with what he has and who he loves.

Leliana: She’s just envious, if anything; she wouldn’t mind being able to fly. She was wondering what they were hiding, and found several stray feathers (which may or may not be in unusual colors) from time-to-time, and this explains it. She takes it pretty calmly, and asks if they know any others of their kind that might be willing to join as agents, or even airborne couriers. If the Herald ever takes her into the sky, she acts totally calm, but she LOVES it, even though she doesn’t say so.

Josephine: She’s at a loss. She tries to quickly compose herself and awkwardly make sense of the situation, but once the shock wears off, she’s endlessly curious about being able to fly. She watches them zip through the sky with grace and speed and is utterly mesmerized. Like Vivienne, she encourages a strict preening regimen– if they’re going to have wings, they might as well make them presentable. Eventually, the Herald offers to take her flying, and she squeals with a mix of delight and a bit of fright. Her hair blows loosely, and the wind’s on her face, and by the time the Herald brings her back down, she’s dazed and eager for the next time they fly together. If Romanced: They take her flying with them all the time, and it makes for interesting dates. She giggles and squeals (and on one occasion, screams as they do a loop with her in their arms) and has the time of her life. They always end it by landing somewhere picturesque, and they sit together, cuddling and admiring the world around them.

Krem: “Your… your Worship?” he asks, shocked, not sure if he’s seeing correctly, or if Bull’s pulling a prank like that time they all covered themselves with feathers– but no, it’s really them. If they don’t mind, he asks them questions about flying, and remarks that the Chargers would love having one of their kind on the team, if they know anyone looking for work. Sometimes he tosses his stuffed winged nug plushies at them from the ground, and they catch, not unlike the game played with Sera. He really likes flying, and admires the view of the world below.

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“Tonight, Ladies and Gentlemen, Joe White will have as his guest on this provocative hour of conversation, an American Nazi. A man who has claimed to have spent last weekend in a flying saucer, and a young lady whose remarkably successful first novel has created a storm of controversy.”

Send ☼ + a ship and i’ll...
  • who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation 
  • who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them 
  • who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy 
  • who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them 
  • who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them 
  • who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated 
  • who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do 
  • who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows 
  • who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky 
  • who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car 
  • who has more fun decorating the house during holidays 
  • who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other 
  • who plays with the others’ hair more 
  • who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored
  • who tries to kiss the other as often as they can 
  • who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up
  • who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up  
  • who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one 
  • who demands showering first in the mornings 
  • who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings 
  • who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games
  • who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond 
  • who always forgets to charge their phone overnight 
  • who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets
  • who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can .
  • who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet 
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I collaged some phone case/phone wallpaper Watch Dogs/Watch Dogs 2 themes at first just for myself, and then for my sister and gf~ all of the images I used are official art from the games minus this one which you can find there

these are free to use, just please don’t claim credit for making them as I actually put a lot of effort into these! they took me hours of finding the right images, cleaning/editing them and lots of fun stuff so yeah don’t be rude please

I don’t plan on making more at the time, but if a lot of people really really want me to do more I guess i’ll try… but i’m running out of images lmao, official art only has so much y’know.

(please don’t repost or remove my description, thanks!)

  • Canada: Happy Valentines Day!
  • America: whoah it's huge! And... for me? Why?
  • Canada: why not~?
  • America: hm, okay... oh my gawd, so many chocolates!! Dude, it'll take me months to actually finish them!!
  • Canada: I was thinking we could go watch chick flicks together and make fun of them~ We could eat some chocolate while watching them too~
  • America: dude, that... would be awesome! Thanks, C, for being a great bro-bro~
OC Couple Prompts

here are some drawing prompts to help you get a better understanding of your OC couples (and just to have fun and have cute pics of em lol)


Draw them sitting on the couch watching tv/reading/being on their phones while holding hands and just silently enjoying each others company

Draw OC A helping OC B to open/close their bra

Draw them sitting in a restaurant, having dinner and talking

Draw OC A comforting OC B, who is sad

   + Bonus: B is ugly crying and sobbing and A tells them positive, lovely things to cheer them up

Draw them taking a shower together

   + Bonus: A cannot shower with B without making it sexual

Draw them making dinner together

Draw them playing with their pet/s

Draw them in fancy-ass clothes, at a fancy-ass place

Draw them cuddling/sleeping in bed

Draw A as a prince/princess and B as their knight/guardian

Draw selfies of them

Draw them hugging each other in underwear

Draw NSFW art of them

Draw A proposing to B

   + Bonus: How does B react?

Draw them making music together

   + Bonus: A is playing an instrument while B is singing and A tears up over their lovely voice

Draw A getting harrassed by a group of guys and B defending them

Draw A portraiting B

   + Bonus: Draw the finished portrait

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Can’t stop the absolutely excited Yongguk.

modern eruri headcanons because yes

  • levi is very trans, very gay, and trying his best
  • erwin is Big and levi is just. gay, hes just so gay
  • coincidentally, erwin is also just, so gay for the tiny angry raven
  • they get together because isabel and hanji were tired of watching them eyefuck each other in class
  • erwin goes 2 levi’s house to pick him up for their first date and meets levi’s mom who is rlly sweet and levi’s uncle who he is absolutely terrified of
  • kenny doesnt say anything but he makes a point to be sure erwin can see him sharpening his collection of knives while erwin anxiously waits for his tiny boyfriend to Save Him
  • levi eventually comes downstairs and drags erwin outside while kuchel tells them 2 have fun and kenny just Glares
  • levi later tells erwin that he’s pretty sure kenny’s been to jail at least once and erwin knows Only Fear
  • they see a movie and levi makes fun of it pm the entire time and erwin finds it Endearing
  • afterwords they go to the arcade and levi kicks erwins ass at air hockey but erwin beats him at skee ball and shows him how to win the cyclone arcade game
  • they get a ton of tickets and erwin uses it to buy levi this stuffed teddy bear that he said he didnt want but erwin saw him eyeing anyway
  • instead of going home immediately they get milkshakes, two separate ones because levi “will not do that romantic shit i want an Entire Large Milkshake to myself and i will probably drink some of yours anyways”
  • erwin is In Love
  • levi just turned erwin’s Straight A+’s into Gay A+’s
  • they sit on the roof of erwin’s used car and stare at the stars and erwin is ever a Gentleman and puts his jacket on levi so that hes warm and they are just. so gay
  • so damn gay
  • erwin eventually takes levi home, making sure to have him there by curfew Of Course and theyre doing that awkward standing on the front step like “this was nice” “ya it was” “would you wanna do it again sometime?” staring into each others eyes
  • and levi actually looks Shy™ erwin is Startled and then levi grabs the front of his shirt and yanks him down and kisses him on the cheek and Dashes into his house yelling “BYE”
  • erwin just has to stand there for a couple minutes this little punk just turned blue eyes blonde hair catholic boy gay as hell he needs a Minute
  • he finally gets back in the car and drives home just Grinning and him and levi text the rest of the night
  • levi blabs about the date 2 his mom and kenny just Sulks his nephew is growin up that aint r i g h t
  • kuchel glares at kenny when levi aint lookin because boy if you dont let my baby be happy youre gonna have somethin else 2 worry about
  • levi names the teddy bear “blondie” and sleeps with it Every Night
  • he Normally holds onto it while texting erwin late at night long past time for both of them to have gone to bed
  • they are gay thank u 4 ur time

STAN TALENT. STAN EXO. (pt 1) (pt 2) (pt 3) (pt 4) (pt 5) (pt 6) (pt 7) (pt 8) (pt 9) (pt 10 - other talents) (pt 11 - talent?)

Do you have any idea what a treat we’re in for on January 16th when the dads take to the press and flay them to fucking shreds for they way they’ve covered Sherlock thus far? For their casually homophobic dismissal of a gay relationship? For making fun and belittling people who were actually just watching television correctly?

They’ve been waiting to drag them for SEVEN FUCKING YEARS, the most effective trolling in modern television, they’re gonna have some choice fucking words once they’re finally free

anonymous asked:

I kinda feel about Archie because a lot of people make fun of his storylines and being a 'normal' teenager. Jughead started helping Betty because of his novel, it's not like Archie didnt care(he asked them if he could help them).

If were being real here, Archie’s not really that bland or boring (at least to me because I know everybody has an opinion.) He’s just a regular high school kid doing regular high school things. He’s got a loving parent and a good home life. He just has the misfortune of being in a tv show that people watch for drama and the such and it doesn’t help that every one but him has abusive/neglectful parents, a murdered sibling, a sibling locked away, etc. That’s really on the writers for not giving him much to work with.

For that second part of your ask, we saw in 1x06 how Archie did want to help Betty and Jughead but he was turned away from them. They weren’t exactly filling him or anyone else in on what was going on until last episode so it’s not his fault he didn’t know. I already know he cares but we still saw last episode with him talking to Betty about how he wanted to be there and how he was genuinely sorry that he couldn’t be. I think people think he’s a self-centered person because he’s not connected to every plot in the show like everybody else is and people always compare him to what the other characters are doing. He’s shown that he’s a caring person, especially towards Betty.

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HAPPY 50th VIDEO SPECIAL! This is my favorite Steven Universe comic series ever, and I am SO glad to have dubbed it. Due to all the editing, this video took ...

Oh my god someone dubbed it by themselves

I don’t even know what to think like omg

pancakes

just some fluffy drarry-raising-scorpius for you all

• Harry actually really likes to cook for his family
• Draco and Scorpius both love watching him make breakfast every morning
• Draco especially because his hair is even more tangled and ruffled than usual from sleeping and afterwards he always smells like coffee and powdered sugar
• but that’s a whole other story
• Harry is a really good cook
• especially when it comes to pancakes
• Scorpius is often waking them up early on weekends because he is just so hungry, and he really wants pancakes, and how come dad never teaches him how to make them?
• Harry finally decides to show him how to make breakfast one morning
• “Harry he’s four should you really teach him how to use the stove”
• “don’t be silly we’ll be very careful” and Harry gives Draco a giddy grin because “won’t this be fun we’re such wonderful parents wait Draco where’re you going”
• Draco is going to watch this mess from a safe distance, thank you very much, because after being in classes with Seamus Finnigan for eight years Draco knows how disastrous children and fire are  
• “I’ll be right here waiting to douse you both with water when the burner explodes, alright love?” 

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