Isn’t this a warm welcome, indeed? And it’s definitely deserved after the Hell that I just went through to get here. First of all, yes. I have fallen victim to the fact that apparently half of my luggage was lost on the way here. Shouldn’t there have been some sort of first class insurance that that didn’t happen? Whatever. Secondly, there’s orange juice all over me because apparently the stewardess has butter fingers to go along with her butterface. And lastly I don’t even have anything to change into except for my beach supplies for the next however long it takes to get my bags here, so yours truly will be going for an epic beach scarf look that’s going to knock the socks off all of you. You’re welcome.
A/N: I can’t believe that my first Gravity Falls fanfic is a 9k fiddauthor angstfest that was originally just a short Fiddleford character study. What a hell of a way to come off a 5-month writer’s block lmao.
Shoutout to @tallykale whose amazing fiddauthor fics MAY have influenced me writing this (seriously, pls read their stuff, it’s so good!!). Also thanks to my friend @toobookishtohandle for listening to me wail about my own writing and who implored me to give this a happy ending and tone down my angst for just ONCE in my goddamn life (I failed, btw).
Warnings: fluff then devastating angst, non-consensual touching, lots of anxiety, blood, and a few other disturbing things. Nothing too harsh tho, I think. Also mostly canon-complaint? Just with a lot more gay.
…anyways, welcome to run-on sentence hell… hope you enjoy!
McGucket wasn’t one to forget things.
It wasn’t to say he
didn’t forget things, or that he didn’t have a few memories he’d rather not
remember, but he’d always been good at seeing the truth of things. Like how
when he introduced himself with his full name, soothed by the Southern accent
he’d inherited from his Ma, people tended to either snicker or look doubtful that
he was in college in the first place. Or when he first walked into his dorm to
the sight of his future roommate dropping a stack of too-many boxes filled with
too-many papers all across the floor, and the man had stammered out a quick
apology at the same time he introduced himself as Stanford Pines and
practically threw himself at Fiddleford, offering him a handshake before
remembering his insecurities and wincing as Fiddleford grasped the six-fingered
hand. In the space of that time, Fiddleford saw a lot; this was a man that had
been ridiculed just as much as him (for a birth-defect rather than just a silly
accent and a big brain, Fiddleford thought), someone unused to social
interactions, someone that with a wince said silently, “Let’s get this over with…”
Rules: Write a note with 92 truths. Then tag 25 people. Also, tag the person that tagged you.
Tagged by: @demigod4life
What was your:
Last drink: Green tea
Last phone call: My sister calling me when she got home from camp
Last text message: “no"
Last time you cried: Yesterday because we’re all still v shook up
Have you ever:
Dated someone twice: I haven’t dated someone once fam. I have a feeling a lot of these are gonna be irrelevant
Been cheated on: Kinda not possible
Kissed someone and regretted it: still nope
Lost someone special: Almost and I’m still freaked out
Been depressed: l o l classic
Been drunk and thrown up: Nope I don’t drink
In the last year have you:
Made a new friend: Yes God bless them I love them all
Fallen out of love: lol still no
Laughed until you cried: Asthma attacks come before crying but yeah 😂
Found out who your true friends are: BOY HOWDY #relevant
Found out someone was talking about you: Yee
Kissed a follower: Does my stage kiss with Lucy count? 😂
How many people on Tumblr do you know irl: … Fiiive? I think? The number keeps growing because I keep meeting people
Do you have any pets: Welcome to Idaho, here is your farm, chickens to the right, garden in the back, horses across the street, cats to catch mice, and dogs to herd your livestock
Do you want to change your name: I’ve actually never really liked my name so maybe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What time did you wake up today: don’t talk to me it’s bad. Like 12:30. I’m recovering from gishwhes and Emotional Trauma 😂
What were you doing last night at midnight: designing the squad as magical girls 😎
Last time you saw your mother: Like 10 minutes ago
What’s one thing you wish you could change about your life: tbh I wish I was a magical girl so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What are you listening to right now: Hamilton 24/7
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I think so? I had a great uncle named Tom I think?
What’s getting on your nerves right now: lol nobody cleans the dang house and my room is too small for art
Blood type: I have no clue
Nickname: ? Um? I don’t really have any? Lucy calls me Hael and my mom calls me and my sister ladybug sometimes which is the BEST
Relationship status: Lucy’s family thinks we’re dating apparently but we aren’t 😂
Zodiac sign: Cancer
Favourite tv show: Who tf knows man. Probably Madoka Magica but idk
High School: Graduated. Barely.
College: Lol I barely survived high school
Hair color: Brownish red?
Long or short hair: Very long. Like, to my butt long
Do you have a crush on someone: Sailor Neptune
What do like about yourself: I’m… Creative?
Piercings: Just my ears. When I was seven. I screamed. Loudly.
Righty or lefty: Mostly right? I do a lot of stuff with my left hand though
Surgery: none thank god
Best Friend: First was Jaya. Apparently her parents did a lot of pot
Sport: I did soccer when I was little which I hated and I’ve done cheerleading my whole life which was great except cheerleaders are the Worst™
Vacation: First vacation? I have no idea, probably Yellowstone?
Trainers/sneakers: I don’t understand, does this mean my first ones? Because how am I supposed to remember this, I can’t remember what I ate yesterday
Eating: Nothing but I ate pizza earlier
Drinking: I’d drink my tea but it’s cold
About to: Cry over art
Listening: um, my air purifier?
Kids: Adopt some day but not kids of my own
To get married: Idk man maybe?
Career: lol I wish I knew. I’d like to get my sewing skills good enough to do cosplay commissions and stuff?
This or that:
Lips or eyes: Eyes
Hugs or kisses: Hugs
Shorter/taller: I’m v short. Everyone is taller than me
Older or younger: is this about relationships? I’m not into that
Romantic or spontaneous: … Are these really mutually exclusive?
Hookup or relationship: lol me hookup yeah right
Troublemaker or hesitant: I am c o n f u s e d who even wrote these?
Have you ever:
Kissed a stranger: why would you??
Drank hard liquor: I don’t drink
Lost glasses or contacts: I’ve had my glasses stolen I think which like?? Why tf? I need those man
Sex on the first date: how about sex never ever
Broke someone’s heart: maybe? Apparently I’m high key oblivious
Been arrested: I was told by a security guard that I can’t stand on a fountain to take cosplay pictures, what a trouble maker
Turned someone down: like twice in high school?
Cried when someone died: Yes
Do you believe:
In yourself: wtf does this even mean? I guess like, if you want something enough and work hard enough at it you can do anything?
Love at first sight: I’m the wrong person to ask friend
Santa Claus: mmmmm not so much but I have thoughts
Kiss on the first date: lol I wouldn’t know but generally speaking I’m gonna say no because y'all barely know each other and I ain’t about that
Iiiiii don’t think I’m tagging anybody but if you want to do this, pretend I did and tag me so I can see 😂👌🏻