Don’t get me wrong; I’m super happy about all the amazing, witty, sexy kingsman/hartwin fics. But I want more silly stuff.
I want Eggsy trying to be suave in the bedroom but ending up sliding off fancy satin sheets onto the floor. I want Harry to be so ticklish that he reflexively knees Eggsy in the gut and kills the mood. I want Roxy to be so awful at walking in heels higher than three inches that she wobbles around like a baby deer and knocks shit over.
I want Merlin to get drunk on some neon frilly booze and recite poetry or Shakespeare to whoever will hold still long enough. I want Gazelle to use her amazing deadly beautiful prosthetics to do mundane shit like sharpen pencils or kill spiders that freak Valentine out when he’s showering.
And I really want Daisy to be let loose at Kingsman headquarters Baby’s Day Out style. My god, I need these things.