It has chapters that you’ve probably already seen on tumblr like HOW TO BE HAPPIER and it is a very cute pocket-size and full color and basically beautiful.
ALANIS MORISSETTE (LIKE LITERALLY THE ALANIS MORISSETTE) said “All of Adam J. Kurtz’s words are filled with wit, warmth, wonder and wisdom” and I swear to god when she DMed me this blurb I fucking died and my soul left my body and now I am a ghost person.
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I hope you all can appreciate the irony (or is it just a coincidence? alanis morissette has got me messed up) in the fact that my girlfriend and I always forget to buy serviettes. always. and during every meal, my girlfriend pulls out the toilet paper, like just use this, which offends my delicate sensibilities because toilet paper is the complete wrong consistency to be used as a serviette and it has also come from the bathroom, ew. still with no other option, I wipe my hands and mouth on the disintegrating toilet paper and pray for the gods to save my soul.
yesterday we finally remembered to buy serviettes and last night’s dinner was clean, delicate, serviette-accompanied heaven. the skies opened up and doves flew out and sang to me. every failure and disappointment in my life was wiped away. this was everything I’d been missing out on.
this morning, we ran out of toilet paper. and we’re using serviettes.
Canadian Queens...the Not-So-Exhaustive list...Part 1
Hey girls…you wanted it…and now you’re getting it!
Arguably Canada’s biggest and brightest star. You think of the ethereal goddess of Canada…you think of Celine Dion. A French-Canadian many people around my age grew up with her on the radio. Here’s one of my favourites…
How do you become the best selling solo country female artist of all time? Play your cards right and become the most iconic crossover artist to ever walk the earth (Snakelor wishes). Born from complete poverty and suffering immense hardships by losing both her parents…a star emerged when she moved to Nashville and pursued her dreams…the rest is history. With 3 Certified Diamond albums…Check out her newly released song “Life’s About To Get Good” and start preparing for her new album NOW on September 29.
Another absolute legend who has inspired countless singers today. Get into this masterpiece from her.
This queen literally invented being angry. Jagged Little Pill will always be one of my favourite albums of all time. Albums later and she still has a big fan base while also being a mother, columnist, self-help guru, and spiritual guidance counselor of sorts for many people. Here’s an excellent song about life.
Before she was being spoofed on SNL for “saving the dogs” this woman had an iconic career in the 90s/2000s. I sometimes think she is my mother because my mother would listen to her every night when I was a young child. Here’s one of her best.