AARON-HERNANDEZ

America: so who’s your favorite football player?

Canada *Knowing America has most definitely talked to him enough about it that he should know at least one name and feeling bad for ignoring him, trying desperately to think of a name he’s heard like, on the news, a lot.*: Uhm… Aaron Hernandez…?

America:….. oh, well…..

America:.… really…? That’s a… hmm… bold choice, bro.