The signs and throwback songs:
  • Aries: Jenny from the block - J-Lo
  • Taurus: I kissed a girl - Katy Perry
  • Gemini: Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
  • Cancer: Mr Brightside - The Killers
  • Leo: Hey soul sister - Train
  • Virgo: Take on me - a-ha
  • Libra: Oops I did it again - Brittany Spears
  • Scorpio: Sex on Fire - Kings of Leon
  • Sagittarius: Milkshake - Kelis
  • Capricorn: Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
  • Aquarius: Fergalicious - Fergie
  • Pisces: Hey there Delilah - Plain White T's

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What Your Favourite 80s Band Says About You

The Smiths: I like Oscar Wilde and cry a lot and wear cardigans and wank while reading poetry and am very fond of tea.

New Order: I was raised by a family of drums but was not hardcore enough for Joy Division.

The Jesus and Mary Chain: I like fuzzy noises and heroin. Mostly heroin.

The Cure: I am in love! So in love! I have also never seen the light of day.

A-ha: I like marshmallow soft pop.

The Police: I like reggae music but not weed.

U2: People liked me better in the 80s.