Musicals as types of people in school
  • Phantom of the opera: The emo kid with short hair that's always in every singe musical the school puts on
  • Cats: The kid that knows that everybody hates them but they still fight to pursue their dreams/the kid that nobody knows is an acrobat
  • Sweeney Todd: The goth kid who hisses as people in the hallways and only hangs out with like two other people and keeps a diary
  • Heathers: The really popular and preppy girl who's secretly really sad about everything
  • Spring awakening: The kid who makes waaay to many sexual jokes and lost their virginity before everyone else
  • A chorus line: The kid who's never available to do anything because they're at rehearsal
  • Wicked: That one kid that was always ignored in school but grew up to be extremely famous
  • Into the woods: the kid with an unnaturally morbid sense of humor
  • Les Misérables: The kid who's way to into politics and starts fights just about every day
  • Friend: Hey what kind of music do you have on your phone?
  • Me: Oh, um, nothing out of the ordinary *actually has 162791 original broadway cast albums saved*

STEP IN TIME : musicals with tap numbers are infinitely better so here are a few for your ears

// 1. Forget About the Boy - Thoroughly Modern Millie // 2. I Can Do That - A Chorus Line // 3. Cold Feets - The Drowsy Chaperone // 4. Cinderella, Darling - How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying // 5. Bottom’s Gonna Be On Top - Something Rotten! // 6. Good Morning - Singin’ In The Rain // 7. Morning Person (Live) - Shrek The Musical // 8. King Of New York - Newsies // 9. Turn It Off - The Book Of Mormon // 10. We’re In The Money - 42nd Street // 11. You Won’t Succeed On Broadway - Spamalot // 12. Something Rotten!/Make An Omelette - Something Rotten! // 13. Anything Goes - Anything Goes // 14. I Got Rhythm - Crazy For You // 15. Puttin’ On The Ritz - Young Frankenstein // 16. Step In Time (Live) - Mary Poppins // 17. 42nd Street - 42nd Street // 18. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life - Spamalot // 19. A Musical - Something Rotten! // 20. Expressing Yourself - Billy Elliot // 21. The Speed Test - Thoroughly Modern Millie //


Relatable™ broadway lyrics
  • Hey guys, it’s me - the biggest disappointment you know (Breathe, In The Heights)

  • It sucks to be me (What Do You Do With a B.A. in English, Avenue Q)

  • I’m not wearing underwear today (I’m Not Wearing Underwear Today, Avenue Q)

  • I won’t grow up, I don’t wanna go to school (I Won’t Grow Up, Peter Pan)

  • Uhh, do whatever you want, I’m super dead (Cabinet Battle #2, Hamilton)

  • She’s always late for everything except for every meal (Maria, Sound of Music)

  • Tits and ass can change your life (Dance: Ten; Looks: Three, A Chorus Line)

  • God, I hate Shakespeare (God, I Hate Shakespeare, Something Rotten)

  • That’s why I’m a mess (Gee, Officer Krupke, West Side Story)

  • I feel pretty and witty and gay (I Feel Pretty, West Side Story)

  • It’s great to stay up late (Good Morning, Singing in the Rain)

  • I don’t blame my brain, but I do blame my penis. (My Unfortunate Erection, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee)

  • I’m not that smart (I’m Not That Smart, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee)

  • Daidle deedle daidle, Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb. All day long I’d biddy-biddy-bum, If I were a wealthy man. (If I Were A Rich Man, Fiddler on the Roof)

  • I’m such a dork (The Club, In The Heights)

  • I really need this job, dear God I need this job, I hope I get this job (I Hope I Get It, A Chorus Line)

  • Hey, guess what? I’m gay! (If You Were Gay, Avenue Q)

  • If I only had a brain (We’re Off to See The Wizard, The Wizard of Oz)

  • Fours years of college and plenty of knowledge have earned me this useless degree. (What Do You Do With A B.A. in English, Avenue Q)

  • How’s life? Disappointing ( What Do You Do With A B.A. in English, Avenue Q)

  • So why don’t I have a boyfriend? Fuck, it sucks to be me. ( What Do You Do With A B.A. in English, Avenue Q)

  • Gimme a quarter -I don’t have any change Okay, so gimme a dollar (The Money Song, Avenue Q)

  • Gimme your money (The Money Song, Avenue Q)

  • There’s a moment you know you’re fucked, not an inch more to self-destruct (Totally Fucked, Spring Awakening)

feel free to add more, these are only the ones from musicals that are popular/ ones that i’ve seen, so there’s plenty more out there

show off- showtunes sung by broadway’s most popular ladies

it’s today - mame // the life of the party - the wild party // it won’t be long now - in the heights // show off - the drowsy chaperone // killer instinct - bring it on: the musical // popular - wicked // candy store - heathers: the musical // the world according to chris - carrie: the musical // out tonight - rent // there she goes!/fame - fame // model behavior - women on the verge of a nervous breakdown // gorgeous - the apple tree // diamonds are a girl’s best friend - gentlemen prefer blondes // here lies love - here lies love // dance: ten; looks: three - a chorus line // so much better - legally blonde: the musical // the ballad of sara berry - 35mm: a musical exhibition //