Wrote a new chapter of my Dark Side of Obi-Wan book today. It’s epic AF, if I may say so myself. Super excited to share it with you soon. Celebrating like an adult, drinking wine out of my Han Solo glass. Cheers!

“This little one’s not worth the effort. Now let me get you something.” - Obi-Wan Kenobi

One film critic: “Rogue One was just $200 million spent on filling in a plot hole.” Me: “Well, yeah, but it was a plot hole that needed answering, in fairness. Everyone has wondered for decades why the Death Star had such a fatal design flaw in the first place.”

Answer: Because architect Hannibal Lecter was out to get those space nazi mother fuckers and was sabotaging them from the start.

That was perfect.


It’s Star Wars celebration this weekend! Posting these alternative movie posters all at once. 

All Prints available:

A New Hope

The Empire Strikes Back

Return of the Jedi

The Force Awakens

Rogue One

The Last Jedi