Also Jim: Look at my husband tearing a strip out of this alien without giving a fuck. He just speaks his mind and his mind is BRILLIANT. SO CONFIDENT. SO CALM. Look at that sexy genius. He’s so honest and moral he is – OH GOD HE’S PERFECT HE’S BEAUTIFUL EVERY TIME HE SPEAKS I WANT TO BURST WITH LOVE WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE HIM OH I DECLARE MY SOUL MY HEART –
Spock: While I appreciate the sentiment Jim your reverent gushing is overpowering my capacity for thought within my own mind.
Jim: Sorry, I’m sorry. It’s your fault though. WHY DO YOU MAKE ME LOVE YOU SO HARD–
Spock: -_- An unfortunate shortcoming of my ancestors, not developing a muting technique for mind bonds.
(I bet their mind bond is noisy AF and it is 9000% Jim’s fault)