@wolfpupy

six of crows as @wolfpupy tweets
  • kaz brekker: only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful
  • inej ghafa: some say love is a river, me i say things that make sense
  • jesper fahey: the biggest flaw of all my get rich quick schemes so far has been that they haven't gotten me rich quickly or even at all
  • nina zenik: i don't care if this offends you but once i get my long sparkling mermaid hair everyone else will basically become worthless
  • wylan van eck: watching everything go up in flames has made me rethink everything i thought i knew about lighting things on fire
  • matthias helvar: hope everyone is celebrating Give Money To Wolves Day
  • kuwei yul bo: other people, lately, have been saying so many things and i, myself, shouldn't have to hear or listen to it
portal as wolfpupy tweets
  • chell: if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the hunted
  • glados: wow, i've never thought about it like that before. and i never will. i've already forgotten what you said, good bye forever
  • wheatley: my lights aren't all on upstairs because i am saving energy, just doing my bit to help the planet, not that you'd know anything about that
  • cave johnson: brontosaurus is a real dinosaur according to my new discovery that pointing a gun at scientists makes them say what you want
  • adventure sphere: its impossible to prove that i cant kick every extinct animals ass and i will be flexing in victory for the next several hours
  • space sphere: one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa
  • fact sphere: popcorn, or as cerebral smart minds such as myself refer to it 'popped corn', is the number #1 food of watching things
  • doug rattman: going to play devil's advocate here and say they shouldn't let bodies hit the floor