a few kids in my grade last year made up a presidential campaign for a spanish teacher. they had a slogan and a backstory: said teacher had fought for our freedom in the war of 1812 (i don’t know) and he would continue to “make america muy bueno again” in 2016. for the campaign posters, they used his yearbook picture of him staring into the camera like he’s dead inside in the format of one of the obama “hope” posters, but with “guau” instead of “hope.” the whole grade was in on it and it lasted the whole year. posters were everywhere. it was chaos.
so I was thinking about hypotheticals, so I ended up wondering; who would be the best person to ship Finneran with? She deserves love in her life too.