Straight White Boy Problem #983

When you have to take off your Sperrys in Michaels garage because his parents dont want dirt on their hardwood floor but as you are taking off your Sperrys, you realize that there are 13 other pairs of Sperrys and 6 pairs of Nike shoes and you realize that the two companies make hundreds of millions of dollars per year due to the homogenization of teenagers and their friends in upper middle class white families but you immediately forget about your realization as soon as Jason says he wants to get jimmy johns