- Remus: *bending over to pick something up off the ground*
- Sirius: Please fuck me.
- Remus: What?
- Sirius: I SAID PLEASE FUCK ME, OKAY? LIKE, RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING GO ON BEING A BORING, STRAIGHT BOY ANYMORE, AND I WANT YOUR COCK--
- Remus: *blushing furiously* Okay! Okay. Just please stop talking, Sirius. We're in the middle of a test.
- McGonagall: Oh no, do carry on, you've just won me five galleons from Albus.
I just want to say that yours headcanons and interactions with everyone here just crack me up so fcking much, honestly, you guys are a true blessing. And, if it's okay, could I request the RFA+V+ Saeran falling hard for MC but they just don't notice, like, at all, and, God help them, they are trying their very best, what the actual fuck MC (it's okay if you don't wanna do the request, I hope you guys have a great day!)