Sir Ywain the Bastard: BFFs with a lion who may or may not have been able to talk. Very strong and ambitious without giving in to greed. Lost his sanity for a bit but sheer willpower brought it back, and mopped 0 seconds about it, went straight back to decimating ass in the name of justice and to save many numerous dames (honestly, if there was a dame in danger, this guy and his lion pal popped up immediately). Batman if his motif was the lion and also if Albert was a lion. Notable Feat: One of his adventures had him disenchant a cursed maiden who had been turned into a dragon by kissing her three times. That’s right, folks, Sir Ywain smooched dragon girls for reals and you’ll never achieve the heights of his glory.
Sir Percival the Grail Knight: Exceedingly powerful yet never once lorded his immense strength over anyone, and in fact, his impossibly humble nature actually had him act in ways to make others around him seem cooler, even though he was extremely capable. Clad in only a silk dress, Percival once threw a fully armored and armed knight over a castle wall, and this other time, clad in only shitty tin “armor” he made from pots, dddddestroyed an Evil Knight Of Certain Renown and stole his armor. The armor of pots happened because a merchant pulled a fast one over him (he traded his extremely expensive silk and gold-weave dress for a cart of junk), and then defended the man that fucked him over when the town was about to lynch him. Notable Feat: Defeated Sir Lancelot of the Lake (yes, that Lancelot) in fair and single combat, and kept disarming him instead of injuring him. Even then, he kept claiming “oh no, he won, I was just lucky, I am pretty sure he had the advantage” so as to not sully the hero’s name. Oh, yeah, and, you know, he fucking achieved the Holy Grail.
Sir Gawain: Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun, You Are A Master of Karate, And Friendship For Everyone. Good man, very strong, was kind of a dumbass, but that adds to the charm. He’s the kind muscleman that spots for your scrawny ass in the gym your first time and tells you how to do the exercises properly. Most likely to become a good friend in the long term. Notable Feat: His whole fucking life, man. The code of chivalry didn’t actually apply to peasantry, as in, knights were not required to protect peasants at all, yet Gawain was known as the Defender of the Poor. What a fucking stud.
Sir Galahad of Twilight: Galahad gets his own tier because he’s like some sort of Mary Sue that came outta nowhere in late transcriptions of Arthurian Mythos and sort of just was the best at everything ever in any context, which is funny because his father, Sir Lancelot, was more or less the same but actually likable (as in, Lancelot was not part of the original Old Welsh scriptures, and was basically really cool but also had a lot of flaws to his badassery, whereas Galahad is kinda just perfect). However, his divine protection does not allow me to put him at the bottom, for forces that dwarf my comprehension keep moving him up here. Notable Feat: Being a self-insert OC that got accepted in the canon.
Sir Lancelot of the Lake: Goku, but lecherous. Notable Feat: Goku, but lecherous.
Sir Bedivere of the Perfect Sinews: The world’s first slot machine. Went on a ridiculous numbers of adventures in the early game, some of them even with Arthur’s dog, Cavall, and despite having only one arm, m dude was basically a Dynasty Warriors character. Openly practiced witchcraft, which almost got him hanged a couple of times, if it hadn’t been for Arthur’s interference and testimonies to his legitimately good character. Notable Feat: With Cavall the Dog, went on an adventure to kill an Evil Magical Boar and steal its comb, before hitting the boar so hard it fell right into the ocean and drowned, because Bedivere Don’t Fuck Around.
Sir Bors the Younger: Never on schedule, but always on time. Sir Bors wasn’t a superhuman like some of his peers, but his strong point was his virtue and how hard he adhered to the Code of Chivalry, which is more that can be said for a lot of knights, even in higher tiers. A hot young maiden once told him “FUCK WITH ME OR I WILL KILL MYSELF” but he refuse because he wouldn’t break his Vow of Celibacy. The girl, of course, turned out to be a DEMON that tried to trick him. Then, another time, his brother, Sir Lionel, was getting whipped by a notched whip by an assailant while a young girl was being kidnapped by a rogue knight. Notable Feat: He chose to save the young girl over his brother. His brother was Kinda Pissed, so he came back to murder Bors for abandoning him, and Bors didn’t defend himself, saying “yeah I understand why you are angry, honestly”. God himself saves Bors by striking down Lionel with a pillar of fire. Bors then went to be one of the three knights to achieve the Holy Grail (the other two being Percival and Galahad)
Sir Tristan (Or “Tristram” for you historians): Not only was Mister Sadman a capable fighter, Tristan also played instruments and sang, and he was said have a very beautiful voice. The beauty behind Tristan is that he went through multiple trials and tribulations that tested his worth as a person and as a Knight truly (as in, someone who pursues the path of chivalry) rather than his martial might. Notable Feat: Accidentally consumes a love potion with Iseult, who was on her way to marry someone, and he still held onto his reigns as a knight without betraying either chivalry or her love too much.
King Arthur: cuck. Notable Feat: His knights all went on way more exciting adventures than him and his peak is when he gets shanked by his illegitimate son and shanks him back and then spends like fourteen hours bitching at Bedivere for him to go drop his sword in a lake.
A Captain America x Reader one where the Avengers go camping and they get lost?
Pietro has created a chatroom.
Pietro has added Y/N, Thor, Bucky, Natasha, Tony, Bruce.
Pietro: Y/N. Whyyyyyyyyyy, whyyyyyyy did your boyfriend decide camping would be a good idea?!
Natasha: It was actually mine, Thor and Bucky’s idea.
Pietro: Whyyyyyyy Nat?! WHYYYYYYY BARNES?! THOR I TRUSTED YOU.
Bruce: No one forced you to come, Pietro. So stop complaining.
Tony: Actually I forced him to come because I know how much he hates camping.
Pietro: Are you telling me the rest of you actually accepted to camping of your own free will?! Whyyyyyyy Tony?
Tony: I knew his suffering would be entertaining.
Natasha: Damn, Stark. I never knew you had it in you.
Tony: Gotta make up for the lack of tech somehow.
Y/N: Pietro, you’ll enjoy this trip. Trust me. It’s going to be a lot of fun!
Pietro: We have been walking for hours and we still haven’t reached the campsite yet.
Thor: We have
seen an abundance of cute animals, there is much deserved fresh air
after many days spent on the jet after Clint consumed bad tacos, we are
getting exercise in this trek - my pecs look impeccable, and we are in
Pietro: 1. The
only good thing out of this is the animals. 2. This isn’t my type of
exercise ;) 3. Tony basically kidnapped me. He is not good company.
Bucky: Pietro is right, we have been walking for hours. We should be by the campsite by now.
Bruce: Question, why are we using our phones to communicate if we’re together?
Y/N: Because Steve is just… so happy. Look at him. He’s enjoying this so much.
Pietro: I may be bitter about this trip but my complaining would ruin it for Steve and he deserves a break.
Bruce: Ummm… Y/N?
Y/N: Yeah, Bruce?
Bruce: There’s a very large, angry looking bug on you. Don’t move.
Y/N: YOU CANT
JUST TELL ME THAT BRUCE AND THEN EXPECT ME NOT TO MOVE GET IT OFF GET IT
OFF BRUCE BRUCE DO SOMETHING BRUCE BRUCE OH GOD NATASHA SAVE ME
gone! Calm down. You’re okay, you’re okay. I promise not to let any bug
near you. Since the boys are pretty much cowards, I’ll take on the role
of bug destroyer.
Bucky: …it was so big nat… so terrifying… you are our hero.
Y/N: Where did it go though…?
Bruce: Oh it’s entangled in Thor’s hair now.
Thor: LADY NATASHA, RESCUE ME FROM THIS FOUL DEMON. I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS TORTURE, AWAY WITH IT! IT’S HISSING! ODIN HELP ME.
Tony: THOR DON’T SUMMON LIGHTING!
Thor: I WILL SMITE THEE, DEMON! THIS LECHEROUS THING THINKS IT CAN ATTACK ME. I MAY BE SCARED BUT I AM STILL MIGHTY!
“What are you staring at?” You chuckled, peering over the book you were reading to meet your boyfriend Namjoon’s gaze. It wasn’t unusual for him to stare, in fact it was rather ordinary. His eyes immediately pulled away from yours, wide with embarrassment as he pretended to work on his MacBook.
“Nothing.” He smiled shyly, his dimples piercing his cheeks in the most breathtaking way.
Despite being together for almost four years, your chest still bloomed at the littlest of things. His dimples, the way he would frown and chew his plump lips when he concentrated, how he could never write something down without ink finding a way to stain his hand. He was the leader of a famous Kpop group, Bangtan - or as they were more popularly and internationally known as; BTS. The two of you met in a small independent bookstore in Hongdae, Seoul. His charismatic charms and shy, sensitive personality won you over in a heartbeat, and you hadn’t looked back since.
if you still have your requests open, maybe companions react to Sole kissing them in order to keep quiet around enemies? maybe romanced companions too? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but fantastic blog btw c:
Cait: “Why don’t you shut your damn-” Sole cuts her off mid-hiss, stifling the angry whisper so the passing enemies don’t catch wind of her theatrics. Cait’s caught off-guard, and briefly considers throwing Sole off just out of spite. But, Sole’s lips are awfully nice. Tossing them into battle would just be rude. So, grudgingly, Cait lets herself be silenced, even returning the kiss near the end.
Codsworth: “Ah… Mx. Sole, I appreciate the intent, but putting your mouth on my speaker will not actually muffle the sounds. The reverberation inside my torso will-” A barrage of gunfire pelts the cover to their side. “I see that perhaps now was not the best time to correct you.”
Curie: Her squeak is adorable to say the least, and she turns very still, her hands curling into her pants, or the dirt if they’re lying on soft ground. Sole’s looking around her, keeping an eye on the enemies, but Curie is transfixed, baffled by this strange act of “kissing.” Sole has to gently pull away when she gets a little too distracted by experimenting with it.
Danse: The paladin isn’t mouthy at the best of times, but he must have been talking just a little too loud for Sole to hush him up just then. He doesn’t say anything. His cheeks flame red and he goes very still, thinking that he must be imagining what Sole just did. He’s almost thankful when the shooting starts, as it allows him to hide the burning color in his face.
Deacon: He pulls away, startled. The sound of his movement gives them away, and the pair have to scramble to fight off the baddies. Sole apologizes sheepishly, and Deacon waves them off with a embarrassed chuckle. “Sure, sure. I get what you were going for, and I know I’m irresistible-” He flashes finger guns at them. “-but you have to give me a little warning. Thanks.”
Dogmeat: He goes still, tail pointed up with Sole’s hands on his face and their lips on his nose. His ears point straight up, but he’s as quiet as can be. He’s a very good boy, and gets rewarded with headpats when the enemies pass.
Hancock: Whatever he was saying becomes a pleased hum when Sole’s lips meet his. Without missing a beat, he returns the kiss, catching Sole off-guard, but not in a bad way. The ghoul might not have much lip left, but he knows how to use what he’s got. Poor Sole ends up being seduced after that. They should know better than to get a lecherous mayor in the mood.
Nick Valentine: He’s shocked. This is not something he’s had to deal with for a long time, though he can’t say he hasn’t thought about it. His hands flail for a minute, ghosting over Sole’s body before awkwardly resting on their hips. He feels like a schoolboy seeing his first boob all over again. Though, if Sole likes the flabbergasted look on his face, he could seeing a lot more than that later.
MacCready:Hot damn. He’s allowed to swear in his head, right? For a moment, he curses himself for not brushing his teeth yesterday. He never brushes his teeth, but he always thinks he will. And he should have done it yesterday. Now he just has to savor the feeling of Sole’s mouth until they pull away and he has to shoot some bastards with a tent in his jeans.
Piper: Her cheeks tint a pretty shade of pink. Her eyebrows lift, and she takes the moment to try and kiss… good. Kiss better? Kiss well? She’s not sure what the right word is. She ends up sticking her tongue in Sole’s mouth in an attempt to be “seductive,” which makes Sole burst into giggles and defeats the point of trying to be quiet anyway.
Preston: He goes quiet until the enemies’ footsteps fade away, then gently pulls back from Sole’s lips. “Take me out to dinner first?” he asks with a smile. He and Sole giggle, but then the giggles fade, and their eyes meet. The silence lasts a few seconds before Preston goes in for another kiss, and, well…
Strong: “HUMAN NOT EAT STRONG.” Whoopsie, now they’re being shot at. Poor Sole. They tried.
X6-88: When Sole pulls away, X6 sounds almost irritated. “There were better ways to handle that situation,” he says, though the annoyance is mostly to hide his surprise. No one’s ever kissed him like that before. No one’s ever kissed him before, period. Later, much later, he musters the confidence to ask: “So… what you did, three days ago. During the… stealth maneuver. What was your motivation behind that?”
content: Dean feels
uncomfortable with the flirting attempts by the cashier at the
grocery store, but thankfully Castiel comes to his rescue – though
seriously not the way Dean expected.
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Dean really doesn’t like visiting
the small grocery store in Lebanon right at the town’s center.
And thankfully most of the time he’s
got other options – mainly the big supermarket next to the highway
–, but once in a while he’s got no other choice due to time issues
or saving gas or whatever else might come up.
And it’s not like the store itself
is crappy or something. No, not at all. It may be small, but it’s got
everything they need, even Dean’s favorite brand
of beer. Hell, they even sell those awesome chocolate brownies
you can’t find nearly anywhere anymore!
So yeah, it’s a nice enough store.
But there’s a big problem – the
cashier who seems to live in that stupid shop!
At least Dean’s got that impression
since she’s always there when he walks through the door,
smiling at him so broadly as soon as she spots him as if the only
purpose of her life is waiting for Dean to arrive at the store.
Her name is Stacy and she looks like
seventeen although she reassured him many times before (by
emphasizing Every. Single. Word.) that she’s old enough to drink –
while at the same time giggling like she just shared a juicy secret
and fluttering her eyelashes
in a way she probably thinks seductive. Her flirting attempts are
countless, clumsy, awkward and leave Dean highly uncomfortable.
But she never stops.
Dean can’t help admiring her
persistence a bit. Not even
hints that he could easily be her father age wise
made her back off. Dean tried being nice and polite about it and used
grumbles and grunts a few weeks later when his maturity
hadn’t been very effective, but nothing seems to impress that girl.
Every time Dean starts to talk and attempts to make himself clear she
simply sighs deeply and gazes into his eyes or checks out his ass,
not at all interested in what he has to say.
Emma Swan has not owned a decent set of lingerie in far too long. It’s not as if she’s had anyone to wear it around, has had any need for it. The thought of needing an upgrade to her sexy wardrobe isn’t something her friends have needled her about in a while and therefore, hasn’t crossed her mind.
She’s just gotten her income tax money and seeing as she’s finally in a financially stable enough place in her life to not need to spend the money on bills, she takes a slightly reluctant but much-needed trip to the nearest mall. Too many unstylishly ripped jeans and torn t-shirts have been piling up in her wardrobe and, really, her lack of anything that ranges outside the bounds of leather and simple cotton is kind of sad.
She’s made a decent dent in her wallet—a couple of sheer shirts (who knew sheer was so in), a floral dress, a little black dress Ruby will whole-heartedly approve of, a nice green jacket that is decidedly not leather, and even a pencil skirt—when she passes the Victoria’s Secret.
Hey guys! I hope that everyone had a fantastic week! I’ve been crazy busy with school, but I have a little downtime now, so I’m planning to write way more this week! Anyways, this is another installment of the Dirty, Pretty Things series! (There’s definitely going to be more to come!) I hope everyone likes it!
Dirty, Pretty Things
Tom couldn’t bare to look at her while he sped home from the library. Her silky hair was mussed up, her lips swollen from his touch, and her thighs shook from the effect of the time he’d spent in between them. Tom smelt of her perfume and she of his cologne. He wanted her so fucking badly that he felt like he was going to combust.
She, on the other hand, was rolled onto her side in the passenger seat with her gaze firmly planted on Tom as he pushed past the speed limit in a rush to get them back home. She thought of warning him that he may get a ticket for erratic driving, but theorized against it.
As her eyelids blearily fluttered against the skin of her cheeks, she thought about everything she and Tom had just done.
Her mind wandered to the soft brush of Tom’s curls in between her legs at the library, and then again in the car while he pinned her hips down and in place. When he finally allowed her to cum, he’d shoved a rough hand over her mouth so nobody would hear her gasping his name, and licked the mess away.
When she looked at Tom now, his lips were still glossy, and his hands gripped the steering wheel so tight, that his knuckles were white. He’d used his horn about five times and had proceed to tailgate the car in front of them so badly, that they’d slowed down to allow him to pass, and flipped him off while shouting curses.
She knew that he was turned on, but she was surprised by the intensity of it. She perked up with an idea. Tom loved, loved, loved to tease her when she couldn’t do anything about it, most notably while she was trying to study or when she was on the phone with a family member.
Her words would slur together as he pressed his fingers into her and she’d shake. Once she even dropped her phone, as he brought her closer and closer to orgasm. If Tom really felt like fucking with her, he would yank her panties down and start to lecherously lick her out until she hung up on however she was speaking with to cum.
Biting her lip, she reached to the floor to pick up the book they’d been taking turns reading back and forth to one another. “The very suggestion of your words, she said-”
“No, no, no.” Tom said, “Darling, please don’t. I can’t focus on driving if you start this right now.”
“Bind my wrists tighter than any rope.” She slipped the seatbelt off her chest and reached across to Tom’s side of the car. Settling a soft touch onto his thigh, she licked her lips and flicked to the next page.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck.” Tom uttered, taking a quick sideways glance at her wrists.
If they were in bed right now, he would have her pressed into the mattress, completely breathless and blithe. One of his hands would be pinning her wrists to the bed, the other would be wrapped in her hair, pulling her into him once more. Tom thought about how good she would feel around him. He thought about the sounds she’d be making and he had to bite down on his lower lip to contain his groan.
“Normally I tend to choose my words carefully when it comes to such delicate matters. However, seeing you now, standing here in the moonlight, all I can think about is pulling your panties down and fucking you with your socks on.” She’d lost all sense of her shyness. She could tell Tom wanted her. His chest was bubbling with shallow breaths and his gaze kept flickering from her, and back to the road.
“Darling, if you don’t watch your mouth, you’re going to be in trouble when we get home.” Tom forced his eyes to stay focused on the street.
She batted her eyes at him and slipped her hand further up his leg to palm the aching tent in his jeans. “Are you gonna spank me?”
“Fucking hell, I’m going to crash the car if you don’t stop runnin your mouth right now.” Tom slammed his hand against the horn when the car in front of them took too long to make it’s turn.
Despite how saccharinely dulcet she looked, Tom knew that she wasn’t when they were in bed. She loved riling Tom up to the point where he’d drag her over his knee and spank her until her bottom was the exact same shade as the ring of lipstick she’d left around his cock.
Unbuttoning his jeans, she continued. “I’m the kind of girl who has a restless mind and impatient legs… I watched as her fingers nervously flicked the well worn elastic of her white cotton panties. I want you to ruin me.”
“You better fucking believe I’m going to ruin you as soon as we park this car.” Tom had a hard time thinking that he’d be able to walk up the stairs to their apartment while keeping his hands to himself.
They were almost there. They were getting so close to home. They’d be there within the minute, Tom’s mind raced. As soon as he stopped the car, Tom was prepared to fucking drown in her.
“I want to keep you on edge, torture you with pleasure, she purred, until you beg me to push you over the fucking cliff.” She leaned over the console to press her mouth to his neck. Her hands danced above the waistband of his boxers, slowly dipping in and out. Touching him softly, but not enough.
Her hands were so warm, Tom thought, but not as warm as her mouth. He jerked into her when she bit his neck, giggling slightly.
Spotting their building, she removed her touch from him completely and sat back in her seat. She had worked him into a frenzy, just as he had done to her in the library, and now she was going to make him wait for it, just until they got upstairs.
Request: Hi ! I would like to know if you could do a one-shot with Dean. The reader is a foreigner (Like French or something else) and flirts with Dean in her native tongue, but he doesn’t understand what she saying.
Warnings: Fluff and an annoyed reader
A/N: I’m sorry this took so long, @look-at-this-moose. I hope this is okay, and that my terrible French isn’t too terrible. I spoke it for 10 years about 8 years ago. To say I’m rusty is an understatement; please don’t hate me. French dialogue is at the bottom before the tags in English.
Dean smiled at you as you entered the bar and a line of beer
trickled out of the corner of his mouth.
He doubled over, scrubbing out of his shirt and you chuckled.
“Classy, Dean,” you smirked, your heart warming as the tips
of his ears turned red. “Sais-tu que tu es attirant quand tu regarde comme un idiot?” You murmured, knowing he wouldn’t
understand. He blushed anyways.
Here’s a little list of cute or silly words that you might have never heard before and would probs have some trouble to pronounce (but it’s always learning time, right?) - as usual, n = noun, v = verb, a = adjective, e = expression. Enjoy!
Okay, so this is particular entry is a Valentine’s Day special… that’s over a week late. Deal with it, inspiration for the most awkward scenario only struck yesterday after talking to both @animatedsuperchick19 (who suggested the game they are playing) and @mr-hawkmoth (who talked me into this being an Adrien Diaries/Aftermath Addendums). Blame them for sunshine boy’s suffering.
Now, this has an Aftermath Addendums coming, as well as ANOTHER Adrien Diaries Entry… Although if ya’ll are hoping to get poor Mari’s POV anytime soon, keep waiting XD
I know you have already done a lot of the ship posts (and they are all phenomenal and accurate af) but can you pretty please do Jesper and Wylan from six of crows/crooked kingdom? Xoxo <3 <3 I can't get enough of your writing tbh! Your such an inspiration, dude. <3 <3 <3 <3
I’m SO sorry this took so long, you’re such an absolute sweetheart and also christ I’ve never been called an inspiration before holy.. god
they’re genuinely so good neither of them would ever TRY to hurt the other, and they’re both so tender and apologetic if they ever do. I think I’m gonna have to say jesper though just because. he’s still a little stirred by his addiction (to trouble! to bringing two guns to a gun fight! to gambling! to love!) and he’s got some jealousy and sensitivity baked into him, bless him. I feel like he’d run a risk and break Wy’s heart by accident, a little bit
who is emotionally stronger?
a genuine toughie bc they’ve both survived and persevered so MUCH. I think in terms of immediate reactionary instincts, Jes is better at letting bad vibes roll right off of him. He’s made of smiles. He’s trouble and a good time rolled into a waistcoat. If you insult him he only gets stronger. Wy was raised in silk and champagne but he was raised BY an absolute monster so. he’s a very bruised peach. criticism pierces him v easily. Though in a more fundamental way, wylan has fashioned his past trauma into a shield. by the end of ck he’s building himself new emotional strength with his bare hands
who is physically stronger?
ohhh man. They’re both noodle boys. Wylan is too smart for exercise. Jesper does his fighting at a 20 metre distance from his target. Jesper is bigger than wylan but most of his size is gangly and delightful and awkward. I think jes could probably still beat wylan in a pinch, but I’m more caught up in how funny it would be to see them try to fight it out
who is more likely to break a bone?
man I’m tempted to say jesper just bc he seems like he would be…… brittle. I think he gets into scrapes a lot. I think wylan starts to get into p frequent scrapes by nature of being the sixth crow. I think the both of them are so busy worrying about each other’s fights that they neglect their own and trip off a building or smth
who knows best what to say to upset the other?
I think wylan can be a nasty piece of work when he’s pissed enough. like he may be a silk eared puppy but he’ll chew your shoes and track mud around if you forget to feed him. jesper doesn’t have a malicious bone in his body man, I think he’s a sarcasm queen and a joker but he’s definitely not mean
who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?
I think jesper’s constantly assuming he did something wrong and he sits down with wylan 100% serious like ‘babe.. im so, so sorry. I never wanted to be the sort of person who made you look sad like that, we’re past that, I truly made a promise–’ and wy would be like ‘what no I was sad bc a screw on my flute is loose and I couldn’t practice today’. but also yeah if it’s a serious fight they make up in a rush, and they laugh at themselves, and they use their energy for something better
who treats who’s wounds more often?
here’s the thing about the crows man, they’re always sustaining minor injuries as a team and it’s a win if they live, right? All I can picture is the roar of activity when they pull off a job and they come back limping and bleeding and swearing and crowing w joy, and jes and wy take their seats opposite each other and clean wounds, kiss foreheads, smooth back sweaty curls, squeeze hands, make promises. the routine, u kno
who is in constant need of comfort?
uhhh both of them (it’s always both my guy jot that down). Wylan has 16 years of shitty imposed self loathing to unlearn, and traumatic experiences all over him. jes has lost a lot (including his mom) and he struggles with addiction so like. yeah they both need comfort. they both wake up w the phantom feeling of a mother’s arms around their shoulders. they’ve both seen the very worst of humanity. They’re just two nervy, high stress kids trying to figure things out
who gets more jealous?
lmao WYLAN VAN ECK did y’all read his scenes in crooked kingdom that boy is NOT SHARING. he glared real holes in kuwei’s head guys. jesper tbh is a terrible flirt and a HANDFUL and wylan is happy. to have his hands full. no one else.
who’s most likely to walk out on the other?
who will propose?
u bet ur ASS it’ll be jesper. Imagine wylan’s blushing face…… he’d do it for that alone. tbh there’s probably a point in their relationship where jesper’s outrageous flirting isn’t enough to get that pretty blush from wylan like he’ll roll his eyes and shove jes in the shoulder and w/e but they have to have increasingly ridiculous conversations about kinks or w/e until that blush comes out. jesper’s like ‘dang. guess I gotta step up the romance. what’s the most romantic thing? marriage? marrying wylan? son absolutely where do i sign’
who has the most difficult parents?
lmao lm a o lmaooo Lmao LMAO lmao
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?
I feel like depending on the social climate of Ketterdam, hand holding might not be on the table?? especially for two criminals associated w the bastard of the barrel like idk man I can’t picture it. they don’t want to draw attention to themselves (well i mean. jes wants to. but they can’t). I think they’re all about sly glances and the most obvious smirks you’ve ever seen, and brushing shoulders!! brushing shoulders are their makeouts
who comes up for the other all the time?
they’re always together man bf’s that blow shit up together and live together stay together so like they rarely have the opportunity to talk about each other. howEVER jesper probably mentions his boyfriend in the middle of a hand of poker w an inappropriate smile or gushes to w/e prisoner he’s breaking out of jail or makes Kaz’s day weird by trying to confide in him
who hogs the blankets?
wylan is exhausted w luxury and jesper is a child who wants to be held so he rolls over and then over again so that wy always wakes up to a lapful of boyfriend and a roll of blankets and he has to wait for jesper’s heavy sleeper ass to arise so he can get up to pee
who gets more sad?
booooth – jesper is understated sad with a side of unnerving frowns, wylan is a wobbling mouth and clenched fists. Sometimes they stay in the Wylan Van mansion and lock the doors so the maids can’t come in, and they bring the lavish decorative pillows into a heap on the carpet and feed each other sweets and rub each others backs and laugh and laugh the darkness away. wylan sketches. jesper poses. there’s scheming & kaz impressions. jesper is a storyteller and he imagines out loud what nina or inej are up to at that very minute, controlling gravity and hearts and the sea and their lives
who is better at cheering the other up?
see above ^^ they both go pro at the comfort olympics. Jesper is that little bit better though. He’s a sweetheart with all the right words in his pockets. He knows how to chop wylan’s dad down like the overgrown dead tree that he is. he knows how to flirt a smile onto wy’s face. he maybe lacks delicacy sometimes, but he’s so fun and wholehearted and warm that he can’t really go wrong
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
this is canon y’all, jesper is a lecherous bastard and wylan is equal parts disdain and delight. he absolutely will slap a boy
who is more streetwise?
god bless wylan but he knows a hell of a lot less about the streets than jes. He’s learning fast by the end of ck, but he’s still very sheltered in a lot of ways. Jesper has a few years under his belt, and he’s.. like tbh he’s a part of a gang so. He’s seen a lot. He’s participated in a lot. He has a pretty steep list of kills, same as every other survivor out there. He’s detached from the deaths but he’s been on the other side of a lot of bullets that have crumpled people up and thrown them in the trash. He knows his business, too. He knows Ketterdam. Well. Wy knows the half of it Kaz wants him to see.
who is more wise?
Wylan is utterly brilliant and Jesper is wholeheartedly here for it. What was that line again? ‘you’re cuter when you’re smart’? Wylan can think his way out of just about anything, the world belongs to him. jsyk
who’s the shyest?
Wylan absolutely what a sweetie. I mean a lot of it stems from unfortunate self esteem issues and a history of being burnt but a lot of it is pure soul deep candy sweet embarrassment and not knowing what to do w his own cute face. He doesn’t know how to deal w people a lot of the time. he knows sheet music & formulas. he does not know how to look at a boy with beautiful lips all curled up at him and not pass out
who boasts about the other more?
jesper is loudmouthed usually and he’s that much more loudmouthed when he’s in love, catch him talking to anyone who will listen about wy’s stupid face
who sits on who’s lap?
jesper would definitely try it, don’t even test him, he would fold all his crane limbs into wylan’s lap and say ‘hello peaches’ and wylan would have to slide both of them onto the floor to escape his embarrassment. on a good day, jes’ll scoop wylan into his lap and he’ll feel quiet, for a while
I am not too sure if this has been done before, but here is a book series based on the wives of Henry VIII. I really love these covers as you can tell how much effort the artist has put into them.
Firstly, we have have the accurate Tudor fashion in the style that the individual wives favoured most and the startling likeness that each lady has to her portrait.
Secondly, the artist has taken into consideration the image of Henry as we see him gradually age as he moves onto another wife - we see him first as a young, viral man at the beginning of the series to the old, lecher that he became.
The only thing I would suggest that would have been a great detail would have been to lose the beard when he was married to Anne Boleyn as she detested beards and made Henry shave it off, which was why he (like the petulant child he was) grew it back after her execution and refused to shave it off, possibly to spit her. It also would have been better to make him slightly skinnier whist being with Jane and Anne Boleyn as he only gained weight after Jane died, but then the one with Anne might just be his jacket bulking him up. Another good detail would have been to make Anna von Cleves blonde, instead of light brown, but other than that the depiction of the Tudor King is spot on.
Lastly, I really liked the fact that you had the prominent wife in his life at that particular moment next to him, while the other wives waiting patiently in the shadows for Henry to take notice of them and the fact that those wives are dressed in the fashion of the prominent wife, which I think is a good idea as the Queen would have been the one to lead the fashion that her ladies would follow and then when you see the “shadow” wives feathered in their books, they are dressed in their own favoured fashion.
All in all, a really thoughtful cover design and I only wish that novels now a days would take the time and add the details that really pull the story together, I mean sometimes you can see historical novels, but the woman is wearing the wrong style of fashion for that time period the book is featured in.
New Years Eve: Also Known As How Marinette Broke Chat
So, this ridiculously fluffy piece is my gift to @mr-hawkmoth, as a thank you for all the amazing pieces they right and things they post! :D You are really awesome, and I think you should get more love! Sorry for how poorly written this is, but I hope you enjoy it! ;) Pairing is MariChat, with a bit of reverse lovesquare at the end XD
“You know, you’re kinda becoming a stalker, kid.”
Adrien glared at his kwami, the tips of his ears burning red
with embarrassment as he lingered in the shadows of the statue of Ladybug and
It was New Years Eve, and his father had been called away on
pressing business the day after Christmas, meaning Adrien had been alone for
most of the week. Normally, he would have been taking advantage of this sudden
freedom, but Nino, the only friend he was close enough with to actually call up
at a moment’s notice, had already left town to go and visit his grandparents in
the countryside. While so many of his schoolmates had shown up to celebrate
Christmas with him, not once had he really spent time with any of them outside
of the presence of his best friend, aside from Chloe.
At one point he almost thought about calling her, only to
remember that the last time he’d spent New Years with her, he’d had to hide in
the men’s restroom at the hotel when midnight struck just to avoid having to
kiss her. Adrien wasn’t oblivious, he knew how she felt about him, but he also
knew that while her friendship with him was genuine, her pursuit of him was
shallow at best. No way was he going to encourage any misunderstandings this
year just because he was lonely. Thus, he had been wandering around the city as
Chat Noir, trying to distract himself from the ceaseless boredom that had been
plaguing him, when he had found himself headed towards the bakery by the
An image of the spunky girl who sat behind him at school
flashed through his mind, and Chat felt his heart lighten immediately. She had
been kind enough to make him a beautiful hat for Christmas this year, and even
though it hadn’t been fixed with Ladybug’s miraculous, Adrien had really been
touched by the amount of time and thought she had put into it. Honestly, he had
been quite disappointed when he realized that her gift to him had been
destroyed entirely, and hadn’t been able to even thank her for it yet as a result.
Landing in the park, strategically out of sight behind the statue dedicated to
Ladybug and himself, Chat debated with himself.
‘I mean, I do need to
thank her… plus, her family was so welcoming the last time I was over. And
maybe we could play some video games! I have been practicing— maybe this time I
could actually beat her!’
Mind made up, he released his transformation, and had been
in the middle of explaining things to Plagg when he heard her voice from across
“Don’t worry mom, I’ll be careful,” Marinette called
cheerfully, a box with the bakery’s name stamped on the side carefully balanced
on her hip. “It’s only a few blocks, I’ll be back before you know it!”
And so he found himself hesitating, watching as she headed
off along the sidewalk to make what was probably a delivery to someone.
Leave it to Plagg to find a way to turn the innocent
circumstances into opportunity to tease him. Although… maybe stalking Marinette
wasn’t such a bad idea. It was already close to midnight, and the direction she
was headed was not well lit at the moment, making a lone girl easy prey for
unsavory individuals. Decision made, he transformed once more and chased after
her, surprised to realize that while he had been debating on what to do she had
managed to vanish from his sight.
By the time he did catch up to her, the direction she was
headed became pretty clear, and Chat felt himself frown in confusion.
‘Why is she headed to
Concealing himself behind a tree, he watched as she
approached the locked gates to the mansion’s compound and pressed the intercom
button. He felt a little bad for not being inside to answer her, but his
instincts were urging him to keep her in sight, and so he watched as she
shifted nervously from foot to foot, waiting for an answer that wasn’t going to
come. She tried the intercom a few more times, and as the minutes ticked by
with no response, her face dropped into a frown.
thought with a hint of sarcasm, ‘I’ve
Shoulders slumping, Chat watched as she pressed her face
into the gaps between the bars, looking for something that she apparently
didn’t find. Body drooping with apparent defeat, the girl turned to go back the
way she had come, but this time her pace was much slower.
Chat waited until she’d put some distance between them
before he started to follow her again, this time on foot. Ducking from shadow
to shadow, his thoughts raced. Why had she come over to his place with a
delivery from the bakery? Did she get the address wrong? Why had she looked so
upset? Did she think he had called in a crank order and then just not answered?
Anxiety bubbled around his heart at the thought of another misunderstanding
coming between them, especially after she’d been nice enough to give him a
Christmas gift when none of his other friends had.
So distracted was he by his own thoughts, it took him a
moment to realize he could no longer see Marinette in front of him. When it
finally registered, he froze, eyes darting around to try and see where she had
disappeared. Unease crept over him as he vaulted up to the nearest building,
head whipping back and forth trying to locate movement. Unfortunately, even
with his night vision, Chat couldn’t find a trace of her. Twisting around to
retrace his steps, concern turning into panic, he was almost to the next roof
when he heard them.
A group of voices, distinctly male.
And one rather annoyed female voice.
It had come from the alley around the other side of the
building, and he quickly made his way to the edge of the roof. Looking down, he
could see Marinette blocked into the darkened breezeway by 3 men. Sharp eyes
taking in every detail, he noticed the leering expressions on their faces as
they looked at the girl, and could smell the liquor coming off of them from
where he crouched, ready to move if need be. Disgust choking him as he
practically read their intentions, Chat couldn’t help but glance back at
Marinette’s face, to see how she was handling the situation. Her expression
made him want to flinch back, pure fury radiating from every line of her body.
Apparently, the males below were to dense to read the
situation, and Chat listened as the one directly in front of his friend rasped
suggestively, “Seriously babe, it’s almost midnight- don’t you want luck in
love for the new year?”
“Yeah, and with three of us…” another one slurred, eyeing
her like a piece of meat.
“…we can guarantee you’ll get lucky.” The last one finished the vulgar innuendo while moving
uncomfortably closer to her, hand reaching out to grab her.
Oh hell no. Chat felt time slow to a crawl as the lecherous
hand drew closer to Marinette, outrage and fear suffusing every fiber of his
being. Moving on pure reflex, the need to protect the girl below from harm
driving him forward, the outraged super hero could only think of one thing as
he landed quietly behind the drunkards.
He was going to break that hand.
Before he could follow through on that thought though, a
loud crack followed by a shriek of pain echoed around them. Emerald eyes
widened in surprise as the man who had been reaching for the seemingly helpless
young girl dropped to his knees, his now broken hand still clenched firmly by
the not-so-distressed damsel.
His friends were equally frozen, but shook it off much more
quickly than Chat could. Both lunged for her at the same time, growled curses
and insults spilling from their vile mouths. Marinette, still holding the
injured hand of the leader, ducked a wild swing from one while simultaneously
bringing her foot up to slam into the throat of the other. Off balanced, the
first stumbled to the ground, his own momentum and inebriated state leaving him
kissing nothing but concrete, while the second fell backwards, clutching at his
throat as he gasped for breath.
Fury still spilling from every inch of her, the girl wasted
no time ins turning on the hapless brute behind her, who had yet to regain his
bearings and had barely managed to roll over. Finally releasing the leader from
her iron grip, the deceptively petit Marinette swung her leg out once more,
this time whipping in a full revolution that had her foot making contact with
both men’s jaws in quick succession.
Both fell to the ground, unconscious, while the third was
still wheezing for air, eyes wide and fearful as he watched how easily she
dispatched his buddies. When she finally looked back in his direction, the man
squeaked in terror, quickly getting to his feet and running past Chat and into
For his part, Chat Noir could only stare in amazement, heart
thumping in his chest. He hadn’t moved an inch, his eyes wide and jaw hanging
open as she effortlessly took down her attackers. Not only had Marinette not
needed him, Chat was pretty sure she hadn’t even noticed him. Even now, she had
yet to look up at him, and instead had made her way over to the side of the
alley bending down to collect something he hadn’t noticed when he first came
Pastries and candies spilled out in various directions on
the ground from where the box looked to have been thrown against the wall. Chat
watched her pick up a half-crushed macaroon, anger fading to be replaced with…
“Don’t cry, Princess,” he murmured, the sight of her tears
urging him into action finally. She jumped upon hearing his voice, blue eyes
flashing towards him as he knelt beside her.
He ignored the question in her voice, instead asking, “What
were you doing out this late?”
She had stopped crying, but at his question her expression
twisted once more with sadness. Her gaze dropped back down to the ruined sweets
below and she shrugged.
“I have this friend and… well, I found out earlier that he’s
spending New Year’s Eve alone. So I wanted to take him some treats, and…” she
replied, a light flush to her cheeks as she avoided looking at him.
“…and see if maybe he wanted some company.”
Chat felt his heart stutter within his chest even as he kept
his expression neutral. That’s why she had gone to his house. Sweet,
thoughtful, awkward Marinette had been thinking of him, gone through all this trouble for him, just to make sure he
wasn’t lonely. His thoughts were interrupted as she continued, having taken his
silence as a request for more details.
“B-but he wasn’t home, and so I was just going to take them
by tomorrow. But then these,” here she gestured at the bodies still lying in
the alley with them, annoyance clear in her tone. “These goons, well… they
thought they were entitled to a kiss just because it was New Year’s Eve, and I
tried to just leave but… I mean I shouldn’t have gotten so angry, but they
ruined the treats I had made for Adrien and now, I mean…”
A sigh left her lips as she fell silent, clearly worn out by
the events of the night as her gaze drifted to the hands in her lap. Chat’s
brain was racing though. Because not only had she been trying to do something
nice for him, she had kicked three grown men’s asses for him, for ruining the
gifts she had made for him. And, oh
how she had kicked their asses. Honestly, Chat didn’t know anyone besides
Ladybug who could move with so much grace and strength at the same time. Yet,
here was Marinette, wrecking three guys like it was nothing, all in his name.
Not to protect herself, although that’s what he had initially thought, but
simply because they had destroyed something that had been made for him.
That she had made
He felt himself swoon a little at the thought.
Chat smiled, reaching for her hands and drawing her to her
feet. She met his eyes as he winked at her, a plan having already formed in his
“Well, purr-rincess, I don’t think you need to worry about
At her puzzled expression, he adopted a stage whisper as he
continued, “I’m pretty sure I saw him making his way towards your place earlier
while I was on patrol.”
He felt triumphant at the look of delight she was giving
him. Based on where they were, it would be easy to make it back to the bakery
and de-transform before Marinette got there. Besides, that was where he had
wanted to be in the first place, no harm in using his “inside knowledge” to
cheer her up right now.
“Pawsitively!” He thrilled at the light giggle she let out
at his pun, feeling giddy in the face of his accomplishment. He was about to
bid her a good night, so he could make his way over to the bakery when he heard
muffled shouts coming from the surrounding buildings.
“You had better get home! You don’t want to bring in the Mew
Year with the embodiment of bad luck!”
He turned to go, but felt a tug on his hand. Looking back,
he saw Marinette smiling at him as she stepped closer.
Chat was frozen as she lifted his hand…
“—ONE!!! HAPPY NEW
…and soft, warm
lips pressed with aching deliberateness to his knuckles, the dark sweep of her
lashes standing out against her pale, freckled cheeks as her eyes closed with
the action. Even through the leather of his glove, Chat could feel the heat of
her mouth, the tickle of her lips as they slowly pulled away and she pinned him
with her sapphire gaze once more.
“Happy New Year, minou,” she murmured, smiling at him
Chat could only nod, face flushing as she released his hand
after giving it a light squeeze, and made her way around him and out of the
alley. He couldn’t move for several moments, mind sluggish under the engulfing
realization that was Marinette.
Marinette, who just kissed his hand like he did Ladybug’s.
Marinette, who beat up three thugs because they ruined a
gift she made for him.
Marinette, who had thought of him when he was all alone.
Marinette, who had made him a beautiful Christmas gift.
Marinette, who played video games with him and welcomed him
into her home.
Marinette, who— WAS HEADED HOME RIGHT NOW!
Jerking back into awareness, Chat quickly vaulted to back to
the rooftops, sprinting in the direction of the bakery so as to make it there
before the girl who, after what he saw tonight, clearly had a good handle on a
number of things.
A/N: I’ve seen a couple of smuts with this theme lately and I wanted to write one of my own so creds to @hopefullymendes & @babyshawwn for inspiring me to write this
I unlocked my phone, texted Shawn asking him to come over then waited for a reply. It came quickly; he knew why I wanted him to come over. He said, ‘Be there as soon as I can.’ and I waited quite impatiently. His house was less than ten miles from mine, but what I was awaiting made me more impatient than ever before.
I felt bad about it, horrible even. I really did. When Shawn and I called each other over for sex it made me feel like we were using one another. In a way, we somewhat were. We were best friends, both single, and both with needs. We saw no harm in having meaningless sex every once in a while. We promised to keep it meaningless no matter what. No feelings, absolutely meaningless to the both of us.
Calling each other over causally for sex helped us both remember that there were no strings attached. Sometimes the sweet pet names would slip, even though it was specifically what we had promised not to do. We ended up apologizing afterwards but it seemed to become more of a regular thing the more we hooked up.
Still lost in my thoughts about the whole situation, I jumped whenever Shawn burst through my door. My eyes quickly diverted to the lanky figure standing in the doorway. He was wearing his usual outfit of black jeans with a grayish blue shirt, the sleeves pushed up and a watch decorating his wrist, but he made it look phenomenal.
“I’m assuming you wanted me to come over for the same reason you usually do?” He asked, wearing a smug smile on his lips. My expression matched his whenever I replied with a ‘Yes.’ Clothes were soon to be found strewn all over my bedroom floor, being thrown wherever once they were peeled off our bodies that were craving each other so intensely.
Shawn’s lips found my neck and then trailed to my collarbone. For the first time, my skin felt hot from his touch. Where his hands gripped onto my hips, where his mouth trailed kisses down my flesh, where his forehead rested against the crook of my neck, it all burned. I fluttered my eyes open and closed and moaned at the newly found pleasure of his skin burning against mine.
We were both more than ready for what was soon to come. Me being the one who initiated this, I had been aroused since before Shawn arrived. Shawn seeing my neediness made him more than ready enough.
He lined himself up at my centre, throbbing and struggling to keep himself from ramming himself into me at that very moment. He hovered over me and his eyes bore into mine as he slowly slid in. His body was already perspiring slightly from the intense kissing we’d already done. His agonizingly slow thrusts tormented my aching body.
“Faster, Shawn.” I begged. He complied and picked up his speed, thankfully. He rested himself on his forearms. Our skin barely grazed against one another’s but it drove me insane. I placed my left hand on Shawn’s cheek and brought his face down to meet mine. I pressed my lips to his, something I’d never done before while we had sex. His lips were enticing and sweet and I wanted to kiss them as much as I possibly could. Our tongues explored each other’s mouths all while Shawn’s thrusts were continuous. Sounds of Shawn thrusting into my wet heat, the bed squeaking, and both of our moans could be heard.
He bottomed out, his length filled me completely and I moaned his name against his now raw lips. His pace was still fast enough for both of us, yet gentle in a way. I enjoyed it more than I ever had before. In many ways, it way much more intimate. However, I couldn’t complain. My hands ran down his chest; I felt his heart beating rapidly just like mine was. His fingers moved to my clit, arousing me that much farther. My fingernails dug into the skin of his back whereas they’d previously been on his abdomen. I needed something to grab onto.
“I’m close, baby. You’re so tight.” He managed to moan out. The look in his eyes was lecherous when I gazed up at them. His mouth gaped open. His lips looked more plump and alluring than ever and I took the chance to kiss them once more. I was close too. I was more sensitive than ever, able to feel every inch of his length and every detail of each inch. I moaned into Shawn’s ear as I came, motivating him to drag out my high as long as he could by thrusting harder into me.
My body felt nothing but an orgasmic bliss from Shawn. I arched my back against him and his arms wrapped around me. He rested his head on my shoulder while he came, his hot breath fanning over my skin. His thrusts were slow and sloppy but still continued. He pulled out of me and rolled over beside me.
“Holy shit.” Shawn breathed out.
“Agreed.” I replied to him. This time was so much different than all the pointless hook ups before. We both knew it too. There was passion and intimacy, something we’d never felt together before. I’d never felt it before at all. “So much for no strings attached.” I barely mumbled it but Shawn still heard.
“What if I told you I want all the strings attached, every single one of them?” He questioned me. His eyes gazed into mine, looking for an answer because my mouth couldn’t answer him immediately. I laid there like an idiot, just staring at Shawn. His fingers traced over my skin while he waited for an answer.
"I’d love to have that. You don’t know how hard it’s been to keep the feelings away. Even before we ever slept together, I couldn’t keep them away.” I shyly confessed.
"I know, I’ve been going through the same thing.” he told me, “So does this mean forever now?”
"Forever, Shawn.” I promised. He pressed his lips to mine gently before pulling me against his bare chest, where I’d stay for the rest of that night.