I am so much happier now that I’m dead. Technically, missing. Soon to be presumed dead. Gone. And my lazy, lying, cheating, oblivious husband will go to prison for my murder. Nick Dunne took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money.
You seem to be a big fan of Shimakaze. She your favourite ship?
No, Ser, she’s not my favourite. Whilst I, like all people destined to go to jail, do very much like her design and voice - she was, indeed, the first boat I came to know, and also the reason why I started playing KanColle in the first place - Kongou swiftly stole my heart as soon as I laid eyes upon her as a shot to the head might one’s life. However, she is by no means alone, even if she does stand on top of the pile.
I’m extremely partial to Hatsushimo, albeit in a more ‘daughteruescent’ sense than a ‘waifuesque’ one, and the lack of art for her is criminal because she is a wonderful little boat whosesmile I will protect. And Shoukaku is another absolute favourite of mine. Tenryuu, also. I like Ro-500, for my sins, as well. And Kaga. And Yahagi. And Mutsu. I also really like Wo-Class. And -
I like - I like I lot of boats. But only one has my b u r n i n g l o v e.
“It’s the same uniform basically. I just shortened the skirt a bit– and made it a bit tighter but I mean, my ass looks great and I didn’t break any of the rules. The last time I checked,nobody said I can’t look like a goddess.”