Name a person from tumblr you'd do the sex to, one you'd marry, one you'd throw off a cliff, one you'd treat to a fancy dinner and never call back ever again.
Do the sex: @jerwaume because I’ve never had vaginal sex before.
Marry: @byjinnguyen, @n2kkun, @drkfeelgood, @lostenohio, @anyone else who is studying to become a doctor so they can be my sugar daddy heyyyyyyyyyyy. Except Dennis. That shit nasty.
Throw off a cliff: I won’t name names, but let’s just say he likes to lick his wrists a lot.
Dine & ditch: @imvanntastic because if I spend any more time with him than that, I may end up dying in a freak dragon boat accident.