Oh my GOD I love being unnecessarily dramatic! To commemorate that it’s been 27 years (yesterday, d’uh) since they killed Laura Palmer the same way they killed Sheryl Lee’s chance to refuel her carreer by starring in my favourite show ever I’m making this FOLLOW FOREVER?. The ? is there because my experience tells me some of y’all will end up breaking our mutual and I’ll actually have to unfollow you back. Sad. 

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mnop  @maclonna@madonnasnudes@manhubofficial@melanielaurent @mesothotamia @miamigardenclub @mothergilliana @mozkanata @mypussytight @nederland@nikolekidman @nomorepartiesinla @nope @offensed @officialkingofconeyisland @palesepternber @plasticroyal @plystation @problematic-queen @psychoticmusichead @putahilton

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uvwxyz @versacepromises @vuittonbrown @whiteteethteens

special mention @airbritney @jenniferwooley @plottwistiamlindsaylohan 

Bold means we may have talked some time and I love you as a person/friend and @ everyone else You are all rad and amazing.