ask-ahrikohai  asked:

Look i know you werent into the whole companion thing.....but can i atleast have a cuddle..... Please.....i need to know someone is there for me.

“You’re clingier than blood on tunics.  I said I have no interest in fraternizing with you.  I also don’t enjoy physical contact with strangers.  I’m sure a yordle would be willing, though.  They’re just big bundles of…affection.”