@ y@i@ik

this joke has been made approximately 19873207 times already in this fandom but you know what? here’s another variation

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ( aye, cause he has, in the past. y ike. )I would attack you unprovoked. ( been there, done that lmao )I would manipulate you.I dislike you.You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I might kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

Send me a and i’ll bold all that apply to your muse.

hvliday  asked:

CASSIE DO NOT HOOK UP WITH DEAD PEOPLE THAT IS NOT O K A Y I MEAN IK I WANNA FUCK GERARD BUT HES NOT DEAD HE ONLY DRESSES THAT WAY

BITCH

  DO NOT THINK THAT FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND I WOULD HESITATE TO MAKE OUT WITH THIS DEAD SERIAL KILLER