Braco: Imagine Homura and Kyouko getting stoned together.
Braco: Hotboxing Mami’s apartment and getting her to make them pizza rolls and snacks.
Mireia: Au where after Sayaka finds out about her soul gem and Kyousuke and Hitomi…
Mireia: Homura corners her in the alleyway…
Mireia: and when she refuses the Grief Seed…
Mireia: Homura offers her a blunt.
Mireia: Cut to Kyouko walking on the two of them getting high together.
Mireia: Sayaka asks Kyouko if she has any food on her because she’s really hungry all of a sudden.
Braco: I figured out how Mami affords her apartment.
Braco: She sells “brownies” to the kids at school.
Braco: You need your fix, you talk to Tomoe.
*Madoka and Sayaka are walking through the part of the mall that’s under construction.*
Madoka: Sayaka-chan, does something smell funny to you?
Sayaka: Hey, now that you mention it…
Sayaka: Whooaaa… Check it out… Cotton balls with mustaches…
*Then she gets hit with it too.*
Madoka: Aah, what’s happening?
*Mami shows up and guides them to sit down.*
Mami: There there, this happens to everyone the first time.
Madoka: Waa… Who are you? Do you go to our school?
Mami: My name is Tomoe Mami - and I’m a marijuana dealer.
Junko: *slugs back vodka* Don’t do drugs, Madoka. They’re not good for you.