Teen Mom New Episode
Maci- TTM= Trying Too Much. Guys, you seriously have to chill on the branding. It’s not funny anymore. Otherwise it’s the usual tame segments. Taylor and Bentley throw Maci a mini surprise birthday party with the babies. It’s really sweet. I like their little family and I wish them the best. Ryan’s not in this episode but Maci and Taylor discuss how Ryan’s a terrible dad. Jaala seems shocked. Girl…how are you shocked by this? Maybe she’s playing coy for the cameras but no one else is and hasn’t in a long time so she can drop it if that’s the case.
Amber- Get ready for me to unpack this damn nightmare. Guys I really hope this show is 100% fake because it’s just so sad now. Amber’s segments are getting more disturbing by the minute. Listen… I get it. I’ve had the terrible boyfriend that I was warned about a million times and as a reaction, I clung to tighter. know what it’s like to isolate yourself and only feel anger towards everyone else because they don’t approve. But Jesus, God Amber this is really dragging out. Amber’s having a hard time keeping her peaceful facade this episode. Matt and Amber start to discuss tabloid “rumors” and she starts to get very angry about what other women are saying to her about Matt and Amber says “Well I’m sorry you let a man treat you like that.” (She’s not sorry) Which immediately sends me into an internal rant about the way society dismisses the shitty behavior of men and places it upon women. Amber, can you please look up the definition of victim blaming…
She then decides to go on tv with the America’s most reputable
actor doctor…Dr. Drew. Amber, you think Dr. Drew of all people is going to call you on your shit? But don’t worry, Dr. Drew does a fail proof drug test a.k.a SHINES A FUCKING IPHONE FLASHLIGHT IN HER EYES TO CHECK HER PUPILS. Um where the hell did he get a degree? I have an iPhone, so I guess that makes me a doctor too? Guys, I hate Dr. Drew so much I can’t even go down this rabbit hole.
During this madness, Matt meets his son (Seth Green) for the first time in 10 years and they are both like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Not buying it. My brother and I didn’t see each other for 11 years and my mother for 15 years and you know what? My first encounter with either of them wasn’t in a green room for Dr. Drew. I hope for his sake they actually met up before going on camera but wouldn’t put it past Matt.
Farrah- Kiana is the new Simon. Farrah is happiest with an enemy. She spends every minute of every segment complaining about Kiana. And every complaint seems like something you wouldn’t normally complain about an employee doing. Kiana shows up to work early…HOW DARE SHE. Kiana tries to take initiative to clean the machinery….THE NERVE. Farrah says statements like “I talk very few words” and “figureoutable”. Honestly this girl should be given a medal for waiting so long to lose her cool on Farrah. Although I do think she had an idea who her employer is. I know a teen mom viewer when I see one.
Catelynn- Lovedddd how Butch was trying to talk Tyler into building a fence. Coincidently butch owns a fencing company! Most of the episode was about Butch’s sobriety. Kind of a bummer knowing he was recently arrested but that appeared to be unrelated to drugs so I’m still happy for him. Catelynn’s scenes were pretty chill for once.