((I think so lowly of myself sometimes I’m honestly surprised my friend has been replying to my messages

He’s at a cross country thing which is why I was slightly abandoned today s o

Idk its nice I usually don’t approach people much less people who make me nervous bc I’m afraid of being awkward or even worse ignored



   Please keep in mind that, however hard my muse may argue something or however confidently they make a statement, they can be wrong. It’s my muse’s opinion, and my muse talking, and their perception is skewed.
              Do not feel like everything out of my character’s mouth is the truth, or that I’m godmodding. 

Shit Anna Kendrick Has Said Meme. ( PART ONE. )
  • "I'm the person who wouldn't send back my food even if I got steak when I'd ordered fish."
  • "I don't care for physical activity. I'm not sporty. I'm not very coordinated."
  • "Nobody pulls a prank like George Clooney."
  • "Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work."
  • "Yes, but maybe if I HAD these tiny whimsical bowls I WOULD throw dinner parties..."
  • "Can we drop the pretense of "President's Day" and just call it "I needed a long weekend because Valentine's Day is garbage"
  • "I'm done being embarrassed about my boring taste in sushi. If it looks like it killed Nemo's mom, I'm not eating it."
  • "What if I'm a sleepwalker, except I'm so lazy that even when I sleepwalk I just lie in bed?"
  • “I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.”
  • "It's cute how I used to think this 'barely holding it together' feeling was temporary."
  • "I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility."
  • "Sometimes I think, I need to think before I speak. And then other times I think, I shouldn't leave the house or interact with people ever."
  • "Yes of course I got your text - I'm just ignoring it. Don't make it weird."
  • "I like to think of myself less like "an adult" and more like a "former fetus."
  • "It still blows my mind that I'm at an age where if I got pregnant people would be happy for me."
  • "I don't get why girls paint the "Chanel" symbol on their nails... I could tattoo it on my ass but it don't mean I'm fancy."
  • "So, there's NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me."