Yoongi: I thought to myself the other day, I really need a new family
Hoseok: Why would you ever need a new family? You have us!
Seokjin: *in the background, screaming* Jungkook I swear to god if you don’t give Jimin his shoes back I will take every single game you own and throw it in the garbage
Jungkook: Aish, why do you always have to ruin my fun?
Jimin: *jumping* Jungkook just gimme back my shoes!
Jungkook: *laughing* Ha you’re short
Jimin: Yes you’ve said that about 38 times now
Jungshook: You’ve been counting?
Namjoon: *smashing sound in the distance* Okay before anyone starts blaming me, for a first that was not my fault!
Taehyung: *out of breath* Jinnie I need your help!
Seokjin: * looking at Tae’s bloody hands* What. Did. You. Do?!
Taehyung: *holding back tears* I was trying to clean my room and I accidentally knocked the lamp over and it smashed and I tried picking it up and I cut myself!
Seokjin: The fuck Taehyung? How did you even manage that? Your lamp is literally stuck to the wall!
Taehyung: *passes out from loss of blood*
Hoseok: *to Yoongi* I’ll help you look if you let me come with you